#ringingallover

[incomprehensiblelentils]

An update in the Cars saga, for those of you who’ve been here awhile

@ringingallover has a friend, Sara, who has apparently been collecting Cars shit to send to me for quite awhile. She didn’t get around to giving it to Marissa, so Marissa suggested she ship it from Ohio since she would be there for a week. To throw me off the scent, you see. These fuckers also haven’t actually done anything Cars-related since my stripper birthday cake with Mater inside, so I was caught off-guard. Anyway.

So I get this package with no return address which contains: two decal stickers, one Mater and one geisha car (that’s a thing that exists), three sheets of regular stickers, a puzzle that Sara had only been able to fit the picture and the pieces of in this box, a giant Lightning eraser, and a Lightning-shaped “bath sponge.”

My friends are terrible.

[anakihn-blog]

yousa: father. meesa, an intellectual: daddeesa

me, a kinkshamer: ur blocked

[elliesgaymachete]

"louder than the dj," billy talent

couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library

send me song recs and i’ll respond

[incomprehensiblelentils]

It snowed this morning and Marissa said DRAW EYES ON YOUR WINDSHIELD

NO, I said

I’m too short to reach all the way across it, is the thing…

[incomprehensiblelentils]

you: BDSM

me, an intellectual: Bothans Died So Many

[amidalleia]

i just want you all to know that @ringingallover has me photoshop jar jar’s face onto various things for her and honestly??? i hate myself

(there are captions in case you want to share my pain)

[daintyharru]

[incomprehensiblelentils]

So while @ringingallover and @toshikosatos were here with @tony-lattimer and I, they/we ended up getting pizza like three nights in a row. The first night I wasn't there for because I was busy being ill, but they wrote in the special instructions part of the order "draw Jar-Jar Binks." The delivery person showed up and said "sorry, we're hecka busy so I didn't have time to draw the Jar." 

 So I get there the next night and we order more pizza, hoping maybe they'll do it this time. Nope. 

 Night 3 and we're starting to lose hope, but we ask once again. We're all sitting around the hotel saying things like "it probably won't happen but WHAT IF." We swarm the door when we hear the knock. A very nice but perplexed delivery person is standing there, with a pizza box bearing a drawing of Jar-Jar. "OH MY GOD THANK YOU" we say, giving her twice the tip we were going to because someone finally followed our stupid request. "I'm not a very good artist," she said, "but I did my best...if that's really what you wanted." We asked if this was the weirdest thing she'd done today. "Someone else wanted the frog meme on their box, I dunno." 

 And so we thanked her profusely and went to celebrate the culmination of three nights of waiting.