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Ignis to the rest of the gang

When the squad finally takes a night off from camping but the store next to the hotel is out of Ebony.

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Zack and Angeal on a Wednesday morning

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You could tell me this is a real Jojo scene and I'd believe you

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@mmkkyu If I told you the context and said that this is a ~30-something mafia boss who got punched so fucking hard by a ~15 y/o twink that he entered a never-ending death loop, and this clip (autopsied alive) is one of the deaths, would you believe me?

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Jesus: I was crucified for the sins of man

Dante doing a kick flip off of a demons dead body: cowabummber dude 😔

Jesus explaining that he was tried and found guilty of practicing sorcery, healing on the sabbath, etc. as Dante summons lightning from his sansetsukon and his newest gaping chest wound knits itself back together; tells him that does not sound like a crazy party.

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Sephiroth didnt know what any foods were prior to meeting A and G because taht man property grew up eating shit called MEAL REPLACEMENT #675483—B

Cue Angeal and Genesis just getting increasingly outraged at every facet of Sephiroth’s life that he deems ‘normal’ and then doing whatever they can to change it.

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Vergil is a white dad in his midish fifties...when is acceptable to start calling him peepaw

He’s ~44 and was a teen dad lol I think he’s got some time left before that.

Anyone over like 25 is probably gonna seem ancient to Nero’s kids though. So. 👀

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Being a ffvii fan is fun so long as you never interact with any of the fandom ever

This unless it’s to beat the really angry older VII fans with the blocking stick for killing the vibe.

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All I can think about with the "sephiroth doesn't know what sex is" talk is this tik tok

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(@mmkkyu $20 says Gen’s the one telling him to leave, and I’ll even throw in an additional $10 and say that Zack was the one that initially told him “oh yeah the wii sports theme goes with everything” and Zack seems like he’s good with people so he just ran with it.)