Why Mii Swordfighter usually doesn’t talk about the Tomadachi Islands, or really anything related to them in general.
Mii Swordfighter: Beach tee shirts relax me now!
Mii Swordfighter: I don’t know what it is, I-
Mii Gunner: We’re killing fashion, one shirt at a time. Take that.
Mii Swordfigher: I will, I - so, so sue me! It’s December in (insert non-island area here), I’d like to live on island time for a day.
Mii Swordfighter: Cut me some slack.
Mii Gunner: I have Spotify, open right now on my computer. Do you want me to blast you? [holding back laughter] Do you want me to put you on blast? ‘Cause I’ve got your history right here in the sidebar:
[Growing increasingly angry]
“Take It Back” by Jimmy Buffett,
“Nautical Wheelers” by Jimmy Buffett,
“Jolly Mon Sing” by Jimmy Buffett,
[Mii Swordfighter holding back laughter as Mii Gunner continues]
“Steamer” by Jimmy Buffett!
“Treat Her Like a Lady” by Jimmy Buffett!
“Manana” by Jimmy Buffett!
“When Salome Plays the Drum” by James Buffett,
“Havana Daydreaming” [sic] by Jimmy Buffett. What the fuck happened to you?!
[Mii Swordfighter and Mii Brawler losing their shit]
Mii Swordfighter: I had a case of the Mondays!
Mii Gunner: Are you haunted? Are you FUCKING POSSESSED?!! You used to be my BROTHER!
Mii Swordfighter: [holding back laughter] I had a case of the Mondays! I had those old Monday blues, and I was just trying to chase ‘em away!