on a happier note martial arts xingyun but chongyun has crunchy joints
he bends his knee and everyone hears an audible crack. people are freaked out he just goes “oh this is normal”
one day he stretches his spine and the room goes silent as they just hear every fucking joint crunch it’s just like pop pop pop pop pop and xingqiu is horrified but chongyun’s just chill
unrelated but they do weapons in class one day and chongyun gets knocked over. when he moves to get up he freezes because xingqiu is standing over him with a sword pointed at his chest and an evil little smile and he just goes fuck that’s hot
cronchy yun…… now THAT’S a thought
chongyun just leans back and stretches and everyone hears like five solid cracks. chongyun takes his head in his hands and turns them an each side gives three cracks. chongyun can crack every knuckle of his fingers. chongyun can-
clears throat a-anyway, xingyun with weapons: very hot. very good. sexy shit. AND YES MARTIAL ARTS ANON THAT IS FUCKING HOT AND CHONGYUN IS SO FUCKING GAY BJEEBDJDBDKDNSKNSS
