Mason Mount AU: Flirty in the comments
Youruser: monthly photo dump darlings x
Masonmountpriv: can you do hard things? Because if so, you can do me
↪️is that how you win over the ladies mase, try harder x
reecejames: …..
thiagosilva: the boy is trying to win her over, and this is the things he says… you need help 🤣😭
jazbenham: oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
masonmountpriv: leave me alone I thought it was good okay 😭
rlc: mason!!!!!!
Masonmountpriv: I wish I was your mirror, so I can look at you every morning
↪️this was terrible, but you’re slowly improving… somehow
Woody: I can’t believe you used this one… I told you not too
declanrice: just please stop, this is embarrassing but also highly amusing to watch you fail. youruser, sorry about him
↪️it’s okay dec, I’ve had worse, bless the poor boy
Masonmountpriv: people call me money mase on the pitch, but you can call me yours
↪️okay, this is better… not massively but, better
kepaarrizabalaga: now this is okay, mason, you are improving. We like to see it
jazbenham: this has to be the best one you’ve used
youruser: masonmountpriv how about a date?
↪️masonmountpriv: IT WORKED!
↪️I’m only doing it because I feel sorry for you
↪️masonmountpriv: you do it out of pity, although we know that you won’t be going home alone after
↪️jazbenham: MASON
↪️declanrice: oh dear
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masonmount: Monthly mount photo dump darlings x
youruser: so not only have you flirted your way in my post, you now steal my caption…
↪️stealing it, like how I’m going to steal your heart soon
↪️youruser: oh you can try mount, you can try
woody: swear I’ve seen that caption before
↪️youruser: oh I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed
youruser: shame you couldn’t be original x
reecejames: I’m sick of this, can you hurry up and just date already
↪️kepaarrizabalaga: I second this
↪️Benchilwell: I third this
↪️declanrice: the boy doesn’t stop
kaihavertz29: bro this is too much, we can’t deal with it anymore. Just date already
↪️masonmount: she’s playing hard to get
↪️youruser: you use shit chat up lines
↪️kaihavertz29: oh doesnt he just









