not so safe alphabet — adam park.
a/n: since it’s kinkfest this month … i wanted to write for our lovely frog boi (i just saw an edit so ts HAD to be made). and uhmmm, if im mischaracterising him, PLEASE lmk so i can fix it (dms are open!)
disclaimer: adam is obv aged up in this, but if im being honest .. imagine him however tf you want. (reader is also female!)
warnings: smut below the pic.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
— for adam, aftercare is important to him. when he’s done, he wouldn’t just leave you in such a mess, because adam’s a mess himself. so he’s the type to run a bubble bath and just let you clean him up, and he’ll do the exact same for you.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
— there’s not really a favourite body part of his. adam either loves all of himself, or hates it. for you? probably your tits. adam always feels like such a damn pervert for looking down at your chest, but the black/ green ranger can’t exactly help himself, it just happens at times.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
— he doesn’t really like when it gets too messy, and he’s not really messy with his either. adam tries his absolute best not to make too much off a mess with his cum. otherwise, if he does, he asks you if he was too much.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
— he watches porn. that’s because after your first time, adam wanted to make sure he could do better the next time you two had sex, so therefore, he went on the site. at first, he was freaked out because that is what pussy looks like. but, adam wasn’t going to let himself be one, so often when his parents aren’t looking, he watches a few films so he knows exactly what to do.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
— he is NOT experienced at all. matter of fact, you’re his first. and if adam could be brutally honest, he sees you as the only girl he could make love to.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
— probably sideways missionary. i can imagine while adam’s fucking you, he’d like to hold you close to him in his arms so he could stare into your eyes, and slowly pulling in and out of you while kissing you.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
— at first, adam was unsure. was he gonna do right? was he gonna mess up? no, he didn’t at all. so when it was your first time, adam was shy. right now? not as shy and he’s more serious. when it comes to making you feel euphoria, frog boy does NOT play.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
— adam takes good care of whatever the hell’s going down there, but at the same time, he doesn’t wanna be baby lotion soft. so basically, it’s well groomed, but he keeps a little hair down there.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
— romantic as fuck. froggy is determined to make you feel good as much as possibloe, but also not wanting to do too much. so adam would probably just tell you sweet things about how perfect you are, and how lucky he is to have someone such as yourself in his life.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
(don’t have one 💔)
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
— VANILLA SEX! since he’s shy at times, adam couldn’t see himself being mean to you or having hardcore sex. so, vanilla is his best route. like i said, adam says sweet nothings to you and does his best to make you feel loved, but also wanting more.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
— he hates sex if it’s in a public space. as in, there’s a lot of people in the area, so the two of you could get caught at any given time. so, his preference is when the two of you are completely alone with no one is in the vicinity.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
— when you tell him he’s doing great. adam actually likes when he’s praised, and relieved that he is so he knows he’s pleasing you well. when adam hears your little whines or moans, it just.. doesn’t want him to stop. matter of fact, he may want to hear more of them.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
— hurt you or use objects. adam knows that due to him having the powers of the mastodon, he may go too hard on you without intention, and that could seriously harm you.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
— adam likes to switch. so it’s a 50/50 between giving and receiving. when he’s giving, due to him watching enough porn to know what to do, his skill is actually amazing. and when you or his team weren’t watching, he actually got a book and studied female anatomy so he knows where all the good places are.
when adam’s receiving, oh.. he’s a complete mess. if you’re going hard on him, adam is gripping the sheets, muttering curses, trying to keep the sounds in the tank, and maybe even crying. at this point, he can’t even fathom if he wants you to stop or continue.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
— it all depends on what you want. most of the sex is sweet, and at an easy pace. if you really really need it. adam will try his hardest to give it. when he’s rough, he gets extremely touchy. every damn part of you, needs to be connected to him like vines.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
— eh, adam’s not really a fan of them. if it’s short lasted, what’s even the point of it at all?
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
— unless you want it, then he’s up for it. although he thinks risks are a bit unnerving, adam wants to live a little. and all those times i said where adam doesn’t wanna act like a pussy, it includes this. if you guys want some of the sex to be wild, then it’ll be like that.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
— due to the power of the morphin grid, he can go for atleast 3-4 rounds. adam does prefer atleast 2 at best, cause he doesn’t wanna wear you out too much. if you’re a ranger too? oh boy. since the both of you have inhumane abilities, adam lets the both of you guys go for as many rounds as you want. that way, you two get tired at the same time.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
— he doesn’t own any. he doesn’t see the point of them.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
— that is.. if you wanna be teased. adam doesn’t do much teasing, be he can be a dirty talker. most times, he’s telling you sweet things, but when he’s talking dirty, have mercy.
“that’s all you got..? i was hoping you could take this a little bit harder.”
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
— if it’s just a simple makeout session, adam’s not really loud. though he’ll make a few sounds. during sex, he’s kinda loud. like shit, that pussy he’s inside just feels so goddamn tight, so of course he would put in those vocals to bless your ears.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
— adam has edged you before. like, when he was deep inside you, you told him through moans that you wanted to come. but for some reason, this frog felt like leaping high, so.. as he continued pushing in and out of your pussy, he said lowly, “n-not yet. just hold on a little longer..” it’s adam genuinely wanted to try something new, and suprisingly, it felt right too.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
— he’s got a little bit of a happy trail. well, the others have had small glimpses of it, but only you’ve seen the full thing. and under those pants? it’s above average. i would say about 6-8 inches, and 10 when he’s hard.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
— it’s stable. that- that’s all there is to say.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
— after he’s finished, adam would just flop right next to you and breathlessly say about how great this round was. so, when he’s like very very tired, he falls asleep quite quickly. adam would hold you close and just let himself fall into you. every time you guys have sex, it’s a memory that never leaves him and never will.
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