//all the ‘the guys and how they are with their SO doing X' is cute and all but then I saw one using 2007 turts and then I put that in MNTG context I chuckled
I love these boys so much and have high hopes they will straighten out eventually but in as of today where it all stands....
Leo
Won’t ever admit to any feelings whatsoever
If he does happen to develop a feeling for a person, will ignore it for over a decade but still blush in their presence if they tease him about anything
Don’t talk to him about anything but work
Baggage you cannot handle
Do not approach
Seriously stay far away
Would probably kill you on instinct if you tried to hug him
That or freeze for hours in a panic
Cannot with the thought of feeling things
If you are Japanese you might really consider finding a small remote island that isn’t on any maps
Raph
What are you thinking?
Yes he needs someone but it’s not you. Not today.
Might accidentally strangle you then feel really bad about it
But it would happen again so...
Might succeed in strangling you
Probably REALLY smells
Smoke, alcohol, sewer, not actually sure if he ever showers at all but he really would do his best if you were interested in him
Talk about red flags
Yes he’s a sweetheart but bad things comes from sweets too
Would try to be suave and woo you but then leave you in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night because he got scared at feeling anything remotely positive
Would then bring you dead flowers and flat champagne to make up for it
Don
Ummm
100% stranger danger
Do not approach
Will dissect you if he find something interesting about you
Definitely would dissect you if he thinks you’re cute to find out what constitutes ‘cute’
Would also probably sell you on the dark web for cash
If he doesn’t like you or you don’t have anything to offer him he will be *mean* and maybe sell you on the dark web for favors
Don’t expect to ever see where he lives
If you do it probably means he’s planning on dissecting you
If you try to reach him, to bring that sweet boy back, he will consider you part of the fake reality and promptly ignore you 1000% and maybe try to poison you
Mikey
Okay probably your best shot if you are that determined
1000% massive baggage you probably don’t want to take on
And he will talk about it
Like he won’t shut up about his feelings
Ever
Would treat you right, no question
But also goes 0-100 in all directions
Would have an existential crisis having feelings for anyone
All the feelings
(and you would know about it)
Major low self esteem with an unhealthy mix of hedonism and nihilism so who knows what you might get every day
Might sell you out or disappear if he has a real bad day. Ghosting is a real possibility but it wouldn’t be about you, it actually would be about him
Would stand you up for a severe beating from his brother to alleviate his subconscious guilt for abandoning his family
