Why did I imagine Seal BB getting a coat or decorating Magnum (and or Eric)'s legs with like stickers or bandages whenever they seem a little injuried there? This AU has been growing more on me geebus. - 🗿
awwwww like ok Magnum gets into a fight one day and his opponent swings their sword at his legs, expecting to hurt him. It just gets stuck in the wood of one leg and they can’t get it free so Magnum just kicks the shit out of them. When BB sees the gash though, they kind of freak out because it hasn’t quite clicked that Magnum cant feel anything from like, kneecap down, so they insist on bandaging it and making sure he stays off it for a few days. They really start to worry when it doesn’t go away though, so Mags and the crew fill it back in with wood scraps one night so BB can relax lmao
Nice! Do you maybe have a few more ideas perhaps what could have happened to them too? I was thinking Parents!Selkie would have been with BB around when they all got captured by the Evil!Pirates. - 🗿
GUYS THIS GETS KIND OF DARK. THERE’S NOTHING GRAPHIC BUT IF YOU’RE EVEN A LITTLE SQUEAMISH ABOUT BLOOD OR MUTILATION DON’T READ
ok basically what I’ve got is-
- BB and Parents are chilling in the north, minding their own business, as they do
- one day they hear news of pirates in the area, specifically looking for selkies
- naturally, the parents flip out and nobody really goes outside for months. They wait until at least a week has passed since the last pirate sighting before even thinking of leaving their house (cave, thing, idk they live somewhere safe and defensible)
- in that time, the pirates have caught and skinned four selkies
- BB is getting super restless and wants to go outside, so Momma Selkie decides to go scout the area surrounding a tiny iceberg BB likes
- She doesn’t see anything suspicious so she goes back to the fam and says ‘ok lets go but make it quick’
- BB is overjoyed to see the sun again and take their hood off and play in the snow
- Parents are wary, keeping an eye out for danger but they eventually relax a little
- mistake
- as they’re getting ready to leave, the pirates ambush them
- The pirates come in with nets first, but also use harpoons to nail the selkies’ flippers to the ice and prevent escape
- BB is terrified, because these strange creatures popped up out of nowhere and their parents are screaming and they’ve never heard them scream like that before and they’re bleeding -
- the pirates skin the adult selkies
- because they’re selkies, this doesn’t kill them, but it does severely injure them cause their second skin was forcibly stolen in an- ahem, violent - manner and so they’re unable to protect their baby
- the pirates take all three out to sea with them and lock all three in separate cells in the brig
- BB has kind of shut down at this point and its scaring their parents because they’ve never seen BB so quiet and still
- The pirate ship is three weeks out to sea, heading southwest, when the captain decides the parents are no longer useful and are just a drain on resources.
- Because he’s a giant raging asshole, he decides the funny/ironic way to get rid of them is to put them in a row boat without oars, supplies, or shelter and set them adrift.
- it takes the parents two days to die of exposure. The entire time, they’re frantically trying to get anyone (either passing sea life or the birds circling the boat) to chase down that ship and rescue their baby. It doesn’t work.
- BB is still on the ship and still in the brig. When the pirates dragged their parents out of their cells, they cried very quietly, and when they heard their parents shouting on the top deck before being abruptly silenced, they cried even harder. They didn’t think they’d ever see them again and they were very, very scared.
Bitch, that's too graphic for me😭😭😭😭😭🥵 it's so sexy!!!! Min Yoongi, I'll sue you! No, but for real, that's so awesome he knows how to do that, I have big problems with parking (I'm just bad at knowing my surroundings) and I would abuse that ability of his🥺 can we also discuss he has all his children in the car🙂🗿
The fact that he did it while the car was packed with the members- meaning less visibility, and seemingly no support (unless staff helped him but they didn’t show it) makes it 100% sexy as fuck and I NEED TO SUCK HIS DICK NOW. Also, it’s just sexy because its Min Yoongi driving... no further explanation needed.
(I also can’t do that, I’ve gotten so used to my parking camera which is bad for when I don’t have one 😩)
I'M ONLY SEEING THE RESPONSES TO MY LATEST ASKS NOW AND AAAA THESE ARE GOOD, these might be good enough to set into the story too but credit will be given! - 🗿
AAAAAAAAAAAAAa if u make a story out of this, link me!!! I wanna read it and support u!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm curious but how do you guys think the Parents of BB were offed? Like, did they simply fish them out, target them somehow with harpoons or went diving in the water there with somewhat professional swimming gear? - 🗿
I kind of see it as a chance thing. Like, they were hunting around in the arctic for seals n shit but they saw this family of seals doing things that seals don’t usually do (and maybe BB takes their hood off at some point)and they’re like “hey rumor has it there’s selkies around here. betcha those r the bastards. Lets get them.” and just sneak up on them with nets and harpoons and stab their fins to keep them from getting way initially and used the nets later..... I might fully flesh this out at some point because now I’m starting to get worldbuilding ideas and my brain is suspiciously glancing in the direction of google docs
