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Eric, Captain Magnum and Seal BB listen to 100 gec together. Crack imagines by 🗿 anon, nothing more and nothing less.

so I have no idea what 100 gec is and I’m a little afraid to ask but I’m supporting this and you. 

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I'M ONLY SEEING THE RESPONSES TO MY LATEST ASKS NOW AND AAAA THESE ARE GOOD, these might be good enough to set into the story too but credit will be given! - 🗿

AAAAAAAAAAAAAa if u make a story out of this, link me!!! I wanna read it and support u!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did I imagine Seal BB getting a coat or decorating Magnum (and or Eric)'s legs with like stickers or bandages whenever they seem a little injuried there? This AU has been growing more on me geebus. - 🗿

awwwww like ok Magnum gets into a fight one day and his opponent swings their sword at his legs, expecting to hurt him. It just gets stuck in the wood of one leg and they can’t get it free so Magnum just kicks the shit out of them. When BB sees the gash though, they kind of freak out because it hasn’t quite clicked that Magnum cant feel anything from like, kneecap down, so they insist on bandaging it and making sure he stays off it for a few days. They really start to worry when it doesn’t go away though, so Mags and the crew fill it back in with wood scraps one night so BB can relax lmao

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Nice! Do you maybe have a few more ideas perhaps what could have happened to them too? I was thinking Parents!Selkie would have been with BB around when they all got captured by the Evil!Pirates. - 🗿

GUYS THIS GETS KIND OF DARK. THERE’S NOTHING GRAPHIC BUT IF YOU’RE EVEN A LITTLE SQUEAMISH ABOUT BLOOD OR MUTILATION DON’T READ

ok basically what I’ve got is-

- BB and Parents are chilling in the north, minding their own business, as they do

- one day they hear news of pirates in the area, specifically looking for selkies

- naturally, the parents flip out and nobody really goes outside for months. They wait until at least a week has passed since the last pirate sighting before even thinking of leaving their house (cave, thing, idk they live somewhere safe and defensible)

- in that time, the pirates have caught and skinned four selkies

- BB is getting super restless and wants to go outside, so Momma Selkie decides to go scout the area surrounding a tiny iceberg BB likes

- She doesn’t see anything suspicious so she goes back to the fam and says ‘ok lets go but make it quick’

- BB is overjoyed to see the sun again and take their hood off and play in the snow

- Parents are wary, keeping an eye out for danger but they eventually relax a little

- mistake

- as they’re getting ready to leave, the pirates ambush them

- The pirates come in with nets first, but also use harpoons to nail the selkies’ flippers to the ice and prevent escape

- BB is terrified, because these strange creatures popped up out of nowhere and their parents are screaming and they’ve never heard them scream like that before and they’re bleeding - 

- the pirates skin the adult selkies

- because they’re selkies, this doesn’t kill them, but it does severely injure them cause their second skin was forcibly stolen in an- ahem, violent - manner and so they’re unable to protect their baby

- the pirates take all three out to sea with them and lock all three in separate cells in the brig

- BB has kind of shut down at this point and its scaring their parents because they’ve never seen BB so quiet and still

- The pirate ship is three weeks out to sea, heading southwest, when the captain decides the parents are no longer useful and are just a drain on resources. 

- Because he’s a giant raging asshole, he decides the funny/ironic way to get rid of them is to put them in a row boat without oars, supplies, or shelter and set them adrift.

- it takes the parents two days to die of exposure. The entire time, they’re frantically trying to get anyone (either passing sea life or the birds circling the boat) to chase down that ship and rescue their baby. It doesn’t work.

- BB is still on the ship and still in the brig. When the pirates dragged their parents out of their cells, they cried very quietly, and when they heard their parents shouting on the top deck before being abruptly silenced, they cried even harder. They didn’t think they’d ever see them again and they were very, very scared.

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Eric, BB Selkie, and Magnum combined is a power trio too wholesome to be withstood.

it really is though!!!!!!! you’ve got the Heccin Big Daddo, his smol feral seal child,  and his smol scared child. The other two members of Eric’s new family could, have, and will maim people who make fun of Eric being Magnum’s kid, and those who make fun of Eric being afraid and in tears 90% of the time. He does not know how well protected he is. Blessed child. Blessed family. Amen.

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I'm curious but how do you guys think the Parents of BB were offed? Like, did they simply fish them out, target them somehow with harpoons or went diving in the water there with somewhat professional swimming gear? - 🗿

I kind of see it as a chance thing. Like, they were hunting around in the arctic for seals n shit but they saw this family of seals doing things that seals don’t usually do (and maybe BB takes their hood off at some point)and they’re like “hey rumor has it there’s selkies around here. betcha those r the bastards. Lets get them.” and just sneak up on them with nets and harpoons and stab their fins to keep them from getting way initially and used the nets later..... I might fully flesh this out at some point because now I’m starting to get worldbuilding ideas and my brain is suspiciously glancing in the direction of google docs

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Captain Magnum but he has an cap on instead of his pirate hat and it says "grandpa" there's this one fanart someone made and it pulls at my heartstrings. Imagine Grandpa Captain Magnum with Selkie!Reader but they are more toddler age and they call him "Maggy" (but pronounce it as Maggie).... maybe i'm the monstERRRR woAH- - 🗿 Anon

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Grandpa Mags is such A Concept thats adorbs.

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We need a few headcanons how each ego (well, the egos who could fit with the babie) would interact and spend the day with them in order to get closer to them with the few days Captain Magnum being around while he slowly lets the babie on their own the egos but has like, an eye on them y'know? Protective daddio over here. - 🗿 Anon

OK SO

- Illinois

     - simple boy, simple approach

     - he just gets as close as BB will allow and gently places an offering on the ground between them

     - the offerings will vary, either fish, shiny, or other food he thinks they’d enjoy

     - If they take it, he’ll ask one question, they’ll answer to the best of their ability, and then he’ll chill with them in silence until one of them leaves

     - If they don’t take it, he knows to either A. pick a better gift next time  or B.  leave them alone for the next day or so cause they’re probably in a bad mood

      - He only asks one question a day, which really helps bb selkie not feel overwhelmed

- The Host

       - This one is completely by chance

       - BB, overwhelmed by the sheer noise of the main house, accidentally found the Host’s library but liked how quiet it was

       - The Host knew they were there but Saw that they wouldn’t cause trouble  and just wanted to be somewhere quiet for a bit so he let them be

       - BB was a little awed by how many books they saw filling the library, but not knowing how to read kept them from picking any up

       - Eventually they wandered deep enough into the library where they could hear The Host’s low murmurs as he wrote

       - They liked the constant sound of his voice, soft enough to be audible but  not loud enough to really hear what he was saying, and decided to stay right there for the day

        - Eventually, the sound of his voice put them to sleep and The Host smiled a bit, thinking it was nice that someone enjoyed his presence for once

- Poison Ivy (they’re an ego fight me)

         - This one is less of an accident but still not on purpose

         - Ivy was working in the greenhouse when they heard the door creaking open and tiny footsteps entering

         - He thinks “oh god its that kid the pirate brought they’re gonna get eaten or eat something, for fucks sake I just wanted a quiet day”

         - Telling the orchid he was working with to hang on a second, he goes to chase the kid out

          - Instead of tiny chaos on legs however, he finds a very small seal next to his anemone tank

          - a little confused, he just stares a bit before going to gently pick up the seal so that they could see the inside of the tank a bit better.

          - weaving some vines together to make a little hammock for them, he hangs the seal in the hammock next to the tank, and starts to check on the plants nearby, wanting to stick around and ensure the seal doesn’t break anything

          - After about twenty minutes, he hears snuffling from the seal, and he    turns around, curious. He does not expect to see the seal crying

          - Not being good with emotions, he doesn’t know what to do for a bit

          - In the end, he just asks some marigolds to bloom on the vine hammock and softly tells the seal that if they ever miss the sea too much, they could come here and sit with the anemones and he won’t mind. Promise.

          - He goes back to working with the orchid after that, and next time he walks back towards the tank, the hammock is empty.

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WE MADE THIS BLOG INTO A (LITERAL) DADDY MAGNUM ONE AHAHA - 🗿 Anon

HELL YEAH WE DID

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What if Captain Magnum was around to help them be a bit more comfortable and reassures them that these Egos are no harm to them, well, he will make sure of that. I see like, Illinois being interested and asking questions. Not like in a intimidating way but he is genuinely curious AND YOU ARE SO RIGHT ABOUT THE TWO TOO-- I see Eric wanting to get close to them too because he can relate feeling weak and scared all the time.. - 🗿 Anon

If the Captain tried to help them get a little more acclimated to the craziness of the Ego Inc then yeah it would help and they’d slowly start opening up to the others over time. But the key word here is slowly. They probably wouldn’t mind Illinois if he was quiet and careful (and bribed them with like, toys or food or smth) but they most likely wouldn’t be able to answer some of his questions because there was a lot they didn’t get a chance to learn from their parents before the whole Incident happened. And Eric might run into them by complete accident and be his usual stuttering, blushing, eternally-close-to-tears self and baby selkie would go oh my god. He Somft. But once they saw his prosthetics their interest in him would go up by like 10000% because MAGNUMS DON’T LOOK LIKE THAT THEY’RE SO COOL

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What about the reactions from the other Egos if they meet this little Selkie Baby, I can see some of them intriqued/scared or afraid to (accidentally) hurt it (*cough cough* Wilford or Yancy) and or just dismissive because of past memories... *LOUDER COUGH AT ACTOR* - 🗿 Anon

lol uh if the other egos met the selkie baby... it would be slight chaos. Selkie baby is so TINY and CUTE and they all want to snuggle them and hold them and keep them safe but as we’ve previously established, the selkie bb doesn’t like being held. or touched, really. So when BB sees the horde of the more excitable egos rushing towards them, they’d launch themselves into the sea and GTFO. If no body of water is nearby, they’ll settle for sprinting in the opposite direction as fast as their little legs can carry them. IF (and that’s kind of a big if) somebody can get them to calm down and listen, they’d all feel bad that they scared the kid and be a lot quieter and gentler from then on but getting them to calm down is the hard part. And you’re absolutely right, Yancy would be terrified of hurting the smol child and Actor would actively avoid them because children make him feel sad, and heroes never feel sad right? Right?

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Thanks guys, for sure and I'll chat here! I will call myself 🗿 Anon because I just,, liked that emoji once I heard someone voice it as a "mmm" like, almost an Villager noise from Minecraft. Anyway- I also appreciate hugging tall dad n huggling Indiana Jones Ripoff but,, these two are my main favorite egos so far :'))

oh sweet thanks! Hello 🗿 Anon! and lmao yeah Magnum and Illinois rock hard core but Yancy tap danced his way into my heart and I’ve been such a simp ever since

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It's awesome to hear from you guys again! The book is still in it's works but I have a few ideas to continue a couple oneshots and see how it goes. So thank you for replying back, I hope this blog gains more activity because it's actually such a wholesome idea :(!! Though, I can think of some ideas to liven things up if you both want!

Its awesome to hear from y’all again too! I miss talking to y’all and screaming with you XD I’d love to hear your ideas, send them in!

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That's really lovely and I have an Book dedicated to the Iplier Egos (a lot of the AHWM Egos lately) on Wattpad so if any of you/mods have one can you tell it so I can add y'all? It's okay if not! Also hope both mods and followers are doing alright.

OMG yeah totally!!!!!! I’m (Mod Memento) TheLastMaiar on wattpad. Don’t really use it much since I prefer ao3 more but I used to have a better profile back in middle school lmao

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Hey y'all just know I appreciate you and this blog- also, I hope it's okay if I were to make an oneshot story about the Baby Selkie AU? I really adore the hC's and story potential you people cooked up so 👀

omg yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! absolutely!!!!!!!!!! Im flattered you’ve found enough good content to write about!!!! 

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Well, I figure the Mermaid being named something like Pearl or Wave is the same thing like a human naming their kid Fire Hydrant or Bush, so maybe something else. Like Skith or Mearna? Idk where those came from, but they’re ideas.

OOH! I like those ideas! and yeah lol can you imagine meeting someone named bush or rock? I think I’d cry laughing honestly.

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How would Magnum react coming back from a voyage to seeing that his lover is pregnant with his child.

Hey! I know we don’t really have a rules page or anything here but Mori and I are kinda uncomfortable with pregnancy asks because it squicks us out. Sorry!!