Jun 8, 2023
"Guess whose rich as balls because they found some very rare substances on his plot out in Georgia. That or I stole shit from the aliens again and sold it on the black market. This bitch is rich."
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"Guess whose rich as balls because they found some very rare substances on his plot out in Georgia. That or I stole shit from the aliens again and sold it on the black market. This bitch is rich."
"Listen. Everyone knows that the first step of seduction is setting up a joint social media account for you and the other person. You don't have to tell them first, they'll figure it out when they see it." That's why his Twitter handle is @❔🎃 Edward && Jonathan Nigma🎃❔
"Oh really? I could have sworn it was beating their current enemy into a bloody pulp and leaving them on their doorstep with flowers. Don't people love a man covered in blood anymore?"
"So nobody knows this but I routinely drug and kidnap a certain one of my alters to run his ass through the car wash so he at least bathes once a week."
Eliza wiggles in for snuggles
Jon obliges and pulls her in for a chaste kiss and some snuggles. He's wearing the shirt that smells oddly of cotton candy again and he's got soot across his cheeks as if he's been on fire recently.
"I do not file taxes and cannot with confidence explain how one goes about filling at all. Due to this, I am afraid we will never be wed for tax purposes and we will both miss out on the opportunity for a loveless marriage."
"Oh hush now. Don't go lyin to me and say you haven't thought what it'd be like to wake up next to me. Spend a day walkin round my library and enjoying your books and some tea in the greenhouse. Just a single day without having ta worry about any bat shit darkening your door. Hell, I'd even do your laundry so ya have clean clothes for once."
He's currently dressed up as a vampire cowboy drunkenly line dancing across the bar.
"Best part of having a demon in me? Well I'd have to say the fact that I'm never gonna age anymore is at the top of the list. That and having a place in oblivion to duck out at if needed."
"Looks like the fan club found me again. Who tipped them off this time?"