#mod alfyn

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Olberic: *phone rings* Hello?

Therion: Hey, do you happen to have 2,500 leaves?

Olberic: Why the fuck do you need 2,500 leaves?

Therion: Uh, for an escape room.

Olberic: What escape room costs 2,500 leaves!?

Therion: Jail.

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Alfyn: I thought this was supposed to be a romantic moonlit boat ride.

Therion: *Throwing a body overboard* It can be both.

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Primrose: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Therion: No, it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the guards.

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Primrose: Ladies, it's time to stop "weaponizing" your looks and time to start wearing actual weapons. Forget winging your eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man and invest in some steel toed boots

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Tressa: (seeing Mattias for the first time) You are literally swagless, it’s embarrassing

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Tressa: Anyone down to take couple's counseling and see at what point the therapist realizes we don't even know each other?

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Therion: (offended) Okay, I’m not gonna stand here and listen to you accuse me of things I clearly did.

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Therion: I'm the kind of guy that thinks things through.

Cyrus: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.