#mod aubergine

[dsafheadcanons]

Davesport hc, Jack will admit hes gay but wont admit he has feelings for Dave. Dave will admit he has feelings for Jack but wont admit hes gay (Did crazy amount of mental gymnastics to make it make sense in his head).

I LOVE THEM

[the-pair-noone-asked]

It's double bastard time, so how about two of the same character!

William, to the right, belongs to @vsemily !

-Mod Aub

[dsafheadcanons]

my Peter fictive won't stop thinking about this until we put it out in the world so im in here again hi. maybe this is a flipside conversation idfk we're specifically dsaf 2-pilled rn

"hey i wanted to tell you i'm coming out as bisexual" "that's great! as your brother i'll support you no matter what" → "man, liking men sure is amazing" "why the heck are you with the kiddie strangler." /ref

GIGLGIMG true

[dsafheadcanons]

dave is kinda clumsy due to the NUMEROUS AMOUNT OF TIMES HES BEEN SPRINGLOCKED it kinda fucked up his balance.

Meanwhile Jack can Rock High heels like its nothing

YESSS … YESS

[dsafheadcanons]

I like to think that Jack used to shell out on costume makeup, but at some point, he got lazy and started buying orange paint in bulk from the department store to cover his scars.

I wouldn’t be shocked if there was some side dialogue I missed somewhere that disproved it, but I find the image of Jack’s bathroom counter with nothing but a toothbrush and a can of paint too amusing to abandon.

really funny to think about how the department store views him. Oh here comes the orange guy again..

[dsafheadcanons]

Davesport is exceedingly difficult, if not basically impossible, to get to a level to be considered a “healthy” ship for each other

AGREED!! We do need more people portraying them toxicly/correctly

[dsafheadcanons]

The reason why Dee's boss battle is impossible to win in dsaf 3 is cus Jack and Dave hold back (Dave only talked a lot of shit to try to scare her but he really did go easy on her after Jack asked him to.) which is why she gets downed easily during every other battle she's in like in the legacy route.

aww. awww. awwww.

[dsafheadcanons]

one night when jack and dave were hammered out of their minds in a club at vegas dave proposed to jack with a comically small onion ring he found in a trashcan somewhere

jack kept the onion ring ever since, though he never completely remembered the reason why. he always felt it had some sort of significance, strong enough not to throw it out, despite it beginning to rot and ants trying to get at it after years.

idk if this is too cheesy its just a random thing i thought of and thought was silly

NO I LIKE THIS. I LIKEY.