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if timemilk/shadowkeeper explodes in popularity with upcoming updates let it be known i was here at the beginning /silly
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🪽🧂 ↓ rant
"erm actually silent salt and eternal sugar are cousins because of a witch's castle update" i've spent the last 3 and a half years convincing myself that white lily and dark enchantress are two entirely separate characters for the sake of my own comfort and because the writing fucking sucks. i will not give up a comfort ship because of an implication from a game i don't care about enough to play, and IF it is acknowledged by kingdom's writers, i will continue to disregard it because none of the writers between games talk to each other so it's more likely an oversight than anything they had planned
that said i also just don't understand how it makes them related. like at all. they were CREATED, not born. they were not birthed, they were molded, they have no biological connection to the first cookies or each other. why would that NOT be brought up if it were canon in kingdom. hello???
new trailer goes hard but i wish silent salt didn't talk because i hc him as physically mute </3
"omg hi guys!!!!! :D" [HURLS A FLAMING METEOR AT YOU]
smilk HAS to come home to me within a reasonable amount of pulls once his update drops. i'm holding his dogs Hostage