#mod customer services

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(Takes place in the anime universe) sword n blade once played a prank on MK for April fools, by covering his mask's visor when he's sleeping so he couldn't see anything. What happened next is; Cat confused activation noises, walking backwards and hitting things, and much later an "no talk me angy" Lord

Mod Customer Services📺: oh yes, they would. And they would act like it was Dedede or Bun/Tuff and Meta Knight would believe it. It takes the word of Fumu/Tiff and Escargon to convince him it was actually his apprentices. And after, it’s more like a “no talk me, I pissed” thing than a “no talk me angy” thing

and yes, confused borb noises as he runs into walls and pillars. I feel like the knights would also put marker in his mask so I get smudged all over his face one day

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Regarding least favorite/favorite mods thing

Hello! Mod cs here. I thought I should say my part.

I understand that having favorite and least favorite people is something that comes with some mental illnesses and I get it. I have favorite and least favorite people.

But the fact that people are also voicing the fact that they dislike my fellow mods and friends is kind of not good. I understand that you can dislike people, but downright saying it to their face is very harmful, especially for people who already may have issues with such things

so in short, please don’t share these with us, we understand that not everyone will like us, but it hurts to be directly told that we are disliked.

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Last chance! I will now turn

Extremely dangerous/taranza-void-meta Knight-Susie fusion/has a dark secret inside/lost a brother that wasn’t his/can kill you in 10 different ways in 5 minutes/is really threatening/fought in a war involving the Star warriors and was on the winning side/loves Disney musicals/still depressed/has one block eye with a white center and another with the colors of red, blue, and yellow/has the mental damaging of every Kirby character with deep lore/fights fast and hard because of this/traveled to different movie script/paient/annialates his opponents in every fights/bad boy/simps for no one/eyes lit when mad/looking at his eyes while he is mad will cause you to see yourself get killed in 30 different ways/wields an evil, ancient, sythe/can play the piano/has features of a bird, cat, dog, and wolf (only long fur though)/can time travel/black, pink, and blue hair

Mod Customer Services📺: this is YOUR last chance before I go into complete ultimate wolf, cat, dog, fox, kitsune hybrid/gang leader/eats ice cream without getting a brain freeze/has the power of all Kirby villains + Kirby himself/fought with star warriors on the better side of the war/won in a fight against galacta knight/strongest warrior in the universe/emo/listens to mcr/everyone simps for me/is the star rod/killed nightmare/long black hair that covers my secret scar over my eye/ has a white stripe in my hair/shoots u in the knees while u monologue about what you can turn into mode!

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I'm just gonna say it. PRINCE FLUFF HAS YAKKO ENERGY, GOOEY HAS WAKKO ENERGY AND RIBBON HAS DOT ENERGY, THEREFORE I DECLARE THAT FLUFF, GOOEY AND RIBBON CANONICALLY ENGAGE IN CARTOON ANTICS.

Mod Customer Services 📺: as resident Yakko kinnie (and apparently the only mod that can answer this question,) I can in fact prove this statement correct. 

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So, what's everyone's least favorite ship? No pedophilia or incest answers or else every response will be kirby/meta or mage sister/mage sister, and let's be honest, those are quite boring aren't they?

Mod Susie: kinyarn and dootwife Maybe like marukaabi? But in my case that's because it counts for the above discretions - I think of Marx as an adult. So if that one's counted out.... I have no idea. Everything works just fine really. ..mmmmmayybeee Fransusie? Not because I don't like it, but because I find SuZan and Flamberge/Susie more interesting

Mod Gooey: i don't like metasusie, marukaabi, sectaranza, or metalor

Mod Galacta: metasusie, it’s for OBVIOUS reasons but i’m still including it since i cannot stress it enough also theres not really a lot that i don’t like. maybe marxgryll aswell? i don’t have any against it just ain’t my cup of tea

Mod Lor: Marxolor for me,,,

Mod Skirby: Metasusie. Just... no. Just no. 

Mod Taranza: Metalor, Metasusie, and Meta Knight with any of the Dees are at the bottom

Mod Ribbon: i’m not a fan of meta*susie (for obvious reasons), maru*kaabi, maru*giri, or d*ametameta. likewise. also, i wouldn’t say adeleine x ribbon is a bad ship, but i do have very uncomfortable memories associated with it :/

Mod CS: Other than the nasty ships, one of least faves has to be Metadede because it’s just a really toxic ship in my headcanon

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hi y'all!! mod kirby here!! what are your favorite donut flavors?? this isn't for anything i'm just bad at coming up w questions akhdlsbdkdhd

Bandanna Moddle Dee: Mod Kirbs! Good to see you. I’d say custard filled, it’s really good.

Mod Susie: Would’ya look at that, a VIP. There’s a specific brand of donut with “crumb-topped” as a flavor, and it is delicious cinnamonny goodness.

Mod Lor:  Mine is glazed with seedless raspberry jelly filling

Mod Ribbon: Wonderful to see you again! :> I like cake donuts w/ cinnamon sugar, but funfetti/birthday cake is a very close second.

Mod Morpho:  YOOOO, Mine are Chocolate Rods with Rainbow Sprinkles!!!

Mod Gooey: Plain bagel

Mod Galacta: uhh i like chocolate donut with cream filling! basically i like eclairs nghfds

Mod SKirby: I’m a sucker for these like glazed chocolate ones&crumb topped and also regular donuts with cromchy sprinkles. I haven’t had one in months so I’m kinds sad.

Mod Taranza: must be chocolate or chocolate filled!!! Also hi!!!

Mod Customer Services: powdered donuts!

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mods what are your thots on caterpillars

Mod SKirby: Thots on caterpillars..? concerning. I don’t really like them but they’re funky and wiggly but i wouldn’t want to touch them

Mod Lor:  CATERPILLARS ARE VALID

Mod Susie:  I like caterpillars! They're alright

Mod Galacta:  caterpillars are good and are friends!

Mod Gooey: caterpillars are small and helpless and i feel sympathy for them

Mod Ribbon:  so caterpillars have thots now,,,,, i used to try to steal caterpillars when i was very little but now i’m very afraid of them. caterpillar vengeance

Bandanna Moddle Dee: I’m pretty scared of them with their weird movements and looks but as a species they’re really interesting!!

Mod Morpho: Caterpillars... friends... all bugs are friends... I lov bugs-

Mod Taranza: caterpillars? Fuzzy babies,,, Love em,,, I see em wriggling on our driveway recently, Adorable little babies gonna grow up,, Make a million little Morphos,,,

Mod Customer Services: too tiny, too small for my hands :( but friends none the less!!! Little babies!

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Hola! Out of curiosity do you all have a favorite tea...? (For all Mods?)

Mod Taranza: I dont drink tea. tea nasty. Give me coffee 

Mod Ribbon: i like all kinds of tea but esp black and green tea blends! usually w/ a lot of milk and sugar

Mod Susie: I don't drink tea

Mod CS: I drink tea a lot, it’s like, the one thing that kept me alive at one point, so yeah, it’s good

Mod Lor: I don’t like tea either, gimme hot chocolate, or coffee if it’s a ratio of 30% coffee 70% creamer/milk with hazelnut or caramel or both

Mod Gooey: i don't drink tea.

Bandanna Moddle Dee: I drink tea, but not often. Sometimes I get it at restaraunts but I never really make it at home?? I'm much more of a coffee person

Mod Galacta: My favorites would be lavender and chamomile, though black tea is also good. I like putting honey in my tea for sweetness!

Mod Skirby: Not a fan of tea. Coffee ftw