Benny: That right there is the mail. Now let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Emmet? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK?
"Rex Dangervest," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Rex's mail is getting sent back to me. Rex Dangervest! Rex Dangervest! I look in the mail, and this whole box is Rex Dangervest!!
So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy's hands! Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here."
So I go up to Rex's office and what do I find out, Emmet? What do I find out?!
There is no Rex Dangervest.
The man does not exist, okay?
So I decide, "Oh crap, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Rex Dangervest? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Rex!!
All right. So I start marchin' my way down to Penny in HR and I knock on her door and I say, "Penny!! Penny! I gotta talk to you about Rex." And when I open the door what do I find?
There's not a single gosh darn desk in that office!
There is... no... Penny in HR.
Emmet, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a ghost town.