Oct 10, 2022
Batman: Damn... I would have brought a coat if I knew it was gonna be THIS cold...
Joker, handing him his coat: You can use mine! I barely notice the cold.
Watevra, handing him HER coat: Nononono, no way can he wear that white tailcoated sparkly monstrosity, everyone knows this vigilante wears BLACK.
Joker: Oh like your shapeless car coat is any better! Be might as well be wearing a black potato sack if he wore that thing!!
Watevra: Oh you did NOT just call my La Renta a "potato sack!!"
Joker and Watevra: *continue bickering*
Batman: ...
Batman: *puts on both coats*