#watbatjokes

[totally-correct-lego-movie]

Batman: Damn... I would have brought a coat if I knew it was gonna be THIS cold...

Joker, handing him his coat: You can use mine! I barely notice the cold.

Watevra, handing him HER coat: Nononono, no way can he wear that white tailcoated sparkly monstrosity, everyone knows this vigilante wears BLACK.

Joker: Oh like your shapeless car coat is any better! Be might as well be wearing a black potato sack if he wore that thing!!

Watevra: Oh you did NOT just call my La Renta a "potato sack!!"

Joker and Watevra: *continue bickering*

Batman: ...

Batman: *puts on both coats*

[thealmightyenergydorito]

Joker: *skipping into the house with a snake-clown* hey guys! I bought this cute baby boi! What do I name him?

Batman: *jumps so high he hits the cieling and then crashes to the ground* Y-YOU WHA-T???

Watev'ra: *without even skipping a beat* William snakespeare.

Joker: :o

William: *hissyhissy*

Joker: :D

Everybody meet our pet.. William snakespeare. Much to the distress of bats

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[thealmightyenergydorito]

Joker: BATS!

Bats: shh! *points at a sleeping queen*

Joker, whispering: oh..sorryyy

Bats, whispering: what's up babe?

Joker, whispering: I set the kitchen on fire

[thealmightyenergydorito]

Everyone's to-do list

Joker: be gay. Do crime.

Batman: be gay. Fight crime.

Watev'ra: what's crime? Do gays.

[thealmightyenergydorito]

Parallels

Our "innocent" Lego babies

[thealmightyenergydorito]

Joker talking about his son to harley and ivy

Joker: the kid weeeiiirrrddd! He was laughing at a cup..

Harley: a cup?

Joker: for an hour.

Ivy: sounds like something y--

Joker: *laughs hard* f-funny cuppp

[thealmightyenergydorito]

Before they officially hooked up with joker as a couple I imagine it was a bit like this

Bruce: *looking at joker stuff in his Batcave*

Bruce:

Bruce:he's kinda cute...

Watev'ra: he's a MURDERER!

Bruce: *let's her see some closer pics*

Watev'ra:

Watev'ra: but it's kinda cute..