#mod flame face

[ninthcircleof-hell]

hey does anybody want some bones or organs. i found this corpse and the police are already after me so i gotta get rid of it somehow

hell yeah, i love free food - mod akira

I HEARD ABOUT FOOD I’M HERE akira you better share and chara gets some of the bones- mod flame face

hell yeah! i don't care for eating organs but i can collect the bones

- mod chara

bro save some mf bones for me - plu

[ninthcircleof-hell]

kinkgang

please i’m trying real hard to stay kink free here - mod akira

is kink free really the best way though?- mod flame face

kinkgang kinkgang kinkgang

- mod chara

[ninthcircleof-hell]

Help with my math homework what is 665 + 1 +1 -1 bet I made ya think didn't I

satan

- mod flame face

some of us are gay we cant do math

- mod pluto

666

- mod saturn

[ninthcircleof-hell]

What’s the best way to consume souls, asking for a friend

raw or boiled

- mod flame face

homemade is best but store-bought also works

- mod saturn

[ninthcircleof-hell]

When bald people wash their faces how far do they go up?

my dad is bald and i have never seen him wash his face, so they don’t

- mod flame face

all the way. up their scalp. down their back. to the floor. out of the house. it’s not a safe procedure and you should NOT ask them to demonstrate

- mod waluigi

[ninthcircleof-hell]

I enjoy Ramen Noodles, how do I convince my wife we need to move to Japan so I can enjoy the freshest ramen possible?

Show her anime, get her into anime, get her to learn Japanese and one day move to Japan with you. Make homemade noodles. Become ultimate weeb

- mod flame face

ignore that, weebs are the worst. just blindfold her and put her on a plane. BOOM new life in japan! - mod akira

if the above two options fail, just go to epcot japan to satisfy your japan needs. they have noodles there too

- mod saturn

[ninthcircleof-hell]

I told a girl I shit my pants, she said she wanted to eat it. Wat do?

bad ask.

- mod waluigi

horrible ask. why would you do this

- mod flame face

what the fuck

- mod chara

charge her money. make some bank

- mod pluto

why has god forsaken me

- mod saturn

[ninthcircleof-hell]

ℌ𝔬𝔴 𝔡𝔬 ℑ 𝔢𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔭𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔟𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔤𝔲𝔢?

Submit. Die. Decompose.

- mod flame face

if your friend starts coughing, immediately cut all connections with them

- mod saturn

pointy bird mask :)

- mod waluigi