Chief Mod Edgeworth: What’s all the ruckus abou-
GOOD GRAVY!
The Fiend: S̸̀ͅo̵͑ͅ.̵̠͠.̸̹̄.̵̲̒ ̸̥̌Ÿ̶̺́O̶̺͝Ű̴͜’̴͔̇R̴̲̈́É̶̗ ̸͎̀t̷̡̃h̷͔̾ȩ̷̀ ̶̲̐C̶̜͒ẖ̶̒i̵̲̎ě̵ͅf̷͔̓ ̸͉̎M̸͔̐ö̷̦́d̴̗͋ ̵̃ͅi̸̓ͅṇ̸̈́ ̷̞͘c̸̹̈́h̵͔͆ȧ̶̲r̴̭̽g̵̦̊ē̸̩ ̴͔̒n̴̩̆o̷̲̿w̵̾ͅ,̴͚͠ ̴͓̾c̴͎̑ő̷̳ŗ̸̀r̴̯̊e̸͋ͅc̶̹̿t̵̮͐?̵̩͊
Chief Mod Edgeworth: Yes, I am. Might I inquire as to WHY you are here?
The Fiend: Î̴̩'̷̼͂v̷͉̈́ë̴͎́ ̵͇̒c̴͎̋o̵͓̓m̵͙͂ẽ̴̳ ̴̜̀t̴̡̐o̷̙͘ ̸̳̅ŗ̸͋e̴̾ͅq̵̻̾u̵̙̓ḛ̸̊s̴͓͋ţ̶̕ ̸̬̍y̵̨͂ȍ̸͉u̵̘͝ṟ̶́ ̴̪͠ā̴̙ṡ̸̬s̵͌͜i̵̛̪s̴̭̾t̶̤̐ä̸̟́n̷̗̏c̷̰̚e̷̫̊.̷̗̍
Mod Franziska: Our... assistance?
The Fiend: Y̶̛̲ȯ̷̰u̸͙̽ ̴̳͛s̸̛̩e̶͔͘e̸͍͘.̸̞͌.̸͍͘.̸̹͆ ̴͖͂Ĭ̴̻’̷̯͊m̶̲͝ ̸͈̚ć̵͈ǘ̷̢r̶̨̂r̵͓̀ȇ̸̺n̴̠̏t̵̩͆l̴̛̙ŷ̵͜ ̴͚̉ö̴ͅn̷̳̈́ ̷̖̀t̷̪̕h̷̠̀e̷̳̅ ̸̾ͅh̵͚͛u̵̍ͅn̵̳̓t̴̞̀ ̸̅͜f̸̫͐o̷̤̓r̵̭̅ ̷͇̽a̷̰͑ ̸̎͜c̵̼̋ȩ̵̃r̵͈̕t̴̤́ą̷͒i̸̺͑n̷͓͑.̵͓̓.̵͍̆.̷̺͒ ̵͙̅s̶̜̈e̴̳̚r̵͉̕i̸̼̾a̴̯͝l̴̼͑ ̵̗̅k̸͚͆i̵͍͛l̴͓̉l̸̪͋è̴͜r̵͛ͅ ̴̯͋f̷͓̕r̷͇̋o̸̯͋m̷̯͊ ̸͍̊H̴̤̀e̴̖͠l̷̠̈l̶̳͗.̸̲̆
Mod Justice: Didn’t you try and kill people too?
The Fiend: M̸̬̕ã̴͎k̴͕͂ḙ̷̆ ̸͈̓n̵̫̒o̶̦͑ ̷̺͐m̶̖͒i̷̪̇s̸͓̀t̷̗͆a̴̡͂k̷̞̆ë̶͉́:̶̖̿ ̶̣́t̸͖̏h̶̳͊i̵͍̐s̷͙̃ ̴̠̓k̶͚͆i̵̟͌l̷͕̍l̴̝̇ë̵̯́r̴̼̕ ̶̪́ǐ̷̘s̶̲͑ ̴͕̋w̶͚͆ö̶͜r̷̞̈́s̸̬̾ḙ̶̀ ̸̫̊t̵̜̓h̴̟̏a̸͈̚n̴̪̄ ̶͜͝Ì̷͉ ̵̧̐e̴̳̐v̴̗̾ẹ̵͗r̷̪̀ ̸͇̃w̵̨̑ȁ̴̬s̶̃͜.̷͍̍ ̸͚͠F̸̪̌ȯ̵͇ṙ̴̮ ̸͔́o̵̞̍n̷͇͝e̶̛̮ ̸̠̀ṱ̸͋h̶͔͋i̵̮̅n̸͖̅ǧ̸͎,̷̝̓ ̶̻̀t̵͔͐h̴͍̏ǐ̶̲ş̸̿ ̵̻̒k̸̨͝i̸͑͜l̸̞͐ļ̵̑e̵̡͊r̶̚ͅ ̴̻̀ḁ̸͗t̷͍́t̴͇̓e̵̦͝m̵̹̐p̷̨͂t̷̡̔é̴̮d̴̳͛ ̶̣̓t̴̨̓o̶͇̽ ̵͎̇k̶͇̽i̵͔̎l̴̤͠l̴̨̂ ̴̤̋ț̶̓h̷̩͒ẽ̴͈ ̵͍͗ë̴͕́n̵͕̓ť̵̰i̷̠̿r̵̻͛e̸͔͘ ̴̫̚H̵̳̊u̵̡̐m̸̦̕ã̴̯ň̶̤ ̵͚͘R̴̞̋a̸̢͛c̷͓͌ȅ̵͜ ̵̜́w̶̄͜í̴̟t̴͈͘ĥ̴͖í̷̧ń̶͎ ̵͖̈́j̴͇͘ṳ̵̈́s̶̤̿t̶͙̊ ̵͈̎ȧ̵̜ ̷̺͠f̴͈͠e̸͙͝w̸͜͠ ̵͔̓m̶͉͝o̷̫͋n̵͉͒t̴͍̑h̴̀͜ṣ̵͘.̸̰̆
Mod Justice: Wait... you mean...
The Fiend: Y̴̡̓ė̵͕ş̵̾.̸͍͐.̸͎̉.̵̎ͅ ̸͇̀t̴̖̐h̵̘͊e̵͓͐ ̶̖̑ō̸̤ǹ̶͖é̴̖ ̴͋ͅṱ̶̿h̶̥͐e̶̐ͅẏ̵͎ ̸̛̙c̷̫̆a̷͙̔l̴̗̆l̷̜͝ ̴̼͛t̵͕̓h̷̼̒e̶̥͋ ̸̰̕U̵̡̇l̸̠̈ţ̴͝i̵̛̻m̵̞̂ä̸̹́ẗ̷̡́e̵͓̋ ̵̗̃D̸̙̆e̵̯͋s̶̡͑p̸̟̈́ą̴̒ì̷̳r̴̥͆.̶̥̏
SERIOUSLY?! JUNKO ENOSHIMA TRYING TO CROSS THROUGH ALTERNATE REALITIES?!
Mod Franziska: No... not her... how are you going to stop that killer-[censored]?!
The Fiend: I̸̻̒ ̸̱̏ō̶̗n̶̫͘l̸̘̊y̶̬̒ ̷̱͌n̵͍̓ě̴̺e̷̛̦ḍ̵͆ ̸̟͒a̷͈͋ ̴̼̄M̷̰̊a̵̼͐g̵̯͐a̵̗̔ẗ̵͈a̶͓̍m̵̂ͅa̷̖̋ ̸͙͌ó̴̯f̷̯͘ ̷͈͝P̶̖̓a̸̦͋r̵̨͘t̴̠͛i̸̡̇ņ̴͠g̶̥͝.̵̩͠ ̴͛ͅH̶̖̑ó̶͜ẅ̷̗́e̵͈̾v̷̘̓e̸̼̅r̸̜̊,̸̞̀ ̷͖̀t̵̙͊h̷̫͐e̷̳̽y̴̖͝ ̷͖͛ş̸̚é̶̝e̸͕͐m̷͕͘ ̷̝͌t̶̫̀o̷̖̐ ̷͓͂o̷͎͒n̸̞̓l̷͖͗y̷̭͠ ̷̑ͅb̵̩̒ë̵͜ ̶͔̌f̸͓̆o̷̦͊ũ̷͔n̵̬̈́d̵͕͗ ̷̤͐i̵̘̔ñ̸̬ ̶̝͒t̸͇̑h̷̫͐i̷̭̚s̷̭̐ ̷̪͒U̸̖͘n̷͕̒i̵̲̽v̷͔͛e̴̹̔ṙ̴͜s̴͖̒e̵̛̖.̵̮̕
Chief Mod Edgeworth: So that’s why you came here... Honestly, you could’ve just knocked and politely asked.
Mod Justice: ...If that’s all you needed, then... here.
Mod Franziska: WHAT?! You’re giving him your-
Mod Justice: If I know anything about Bray, it’s that he can be reasonable in the most dire of circumstances.
And let’s face it - he’s better than Dahlia, Proto, and Ludenberg, COMBINED.
The Fiend: Ỳ̵̨ő̶̻u̴͒ͅ ̶͙̋k̴̏͜n̴̼̚o̶̥̒ẉ̵͌ ̴̟͆m̵̢̛ĕ̵̩ ̷̦͝ȧ̶͚l̶̙̃ḽ̷̚ ̴͉̇t̵̯̽ỏ̸̪o̶̪̐ ̶̨̚w̸̢̎e̸̼̎ĺ̸̫l̴̯̕,̷̱̆ ̷̼̾J̶̹̍u̴͚͘s̷͇̋t̷̛̮i̸͉̐c̵̥͝e̵̪͌.̴̡͑
Ị̸͆f̵͓̅ ̴̲͋y̷̧̽o̶̬͘u̵̺̕ ̶̯̏ň̷̹e̸̤̅e̴̦̽d̴͈̄ ̷̨͂m̷̪͗è̶̼ ̶͎̚ǐ̸͈n̷̟͂ ̶̨̛t̵̙́h̷͆͜e̸͇͠ ̸̀͜f̷̜͝ũ̸͍ț̴̋u̷̟͐r̷͍̐e̶͚̓,̸͎͠ ̴̡͛İ̸̘'̴̈́͜l̷̲͒l̵̝͋ ̶̮͆b̸̠̚e̸͖̕ ̴̱͘t̴̲͑h̸͖́e̸͎̚r̶̩̂e̶͚͒ ̸͎̀i̸̱͊n̸̛̦ ̷͖̇ȁ̶͜ ̵̊͜f̸̥̕l̷̡̊a̷̺̕s̵̱̔h̸͈̔.̶̥͗ ̸̥͐A̵̭͊n̵̯̏d̴̛̲ ̵̧͐â̸͓l̸͇̔l̴͎̆ ̴̺͑ȳ̷̭ŏ̵̦ù̸̯ ̷̛̮g̵͎̈o̵̝̕t̴͖͌t̷͇͌a̸̳̎ ̵̲͋d̶͎̎o̴̖͠.̸̬̅.̶̹́.̶̞́
.̶͍͑͗.̴̯̊̊͝.̵̳̹͉͆͌́i̸̫̜̜̿ş̵̱̽ ̵͚̰͆͠͠L̶͙̻͖̑͛Ȩ̶̞̳͛̍T̴̲͛̓̍ ̷̢̼͖̈́̂͌M̴̖̖̂E̵̻͖̓ͅ ̸͎̉̔̊Ḯ̴̥̺̤̒̌N̴̼̼̘̽̈.̶̬͈̊͊͠
Mod Franziska: I’d rather NOT need him at all, thank you.
Mod Justice: And the others certainly don’t need to know about this one...
(At this rate, I think we’re eventually gonna need to pay a trip to Nine-Tails Vale...)
