#mod jessica

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Is this plant cute?

Rating: DUBIOUS

Normally, I don't like to judge things purely based on appearance. However, there are many pointy parts sticking out of this plant, and without knowing its intentions I must assume that it is primed to kill. Please place a bucket upside down over this plant to keep yourself safe.

--mod Jessica

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Can i get a red erisol with a shy Eridan and a cool Sollux?

Here you go!

-Mod Jessica

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Let Us Not Forget This Timeless Classic

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are fake plants safe to keep with real plants?

That should be fine. What you need to be concerned about is shapeshifting plant parasites. To identify those you have to

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Anyway here are some photos of cottonwood trees they are 100% ethical and unproblematic and they NEVER post about fandom drama

I feel like I should disclose that I do write RPF (real plant fiction) and my current ship obsession is the cottonwood tree that lives in my grandma’s backyard and that cherry tree in DC that Japan gave the United States

Ohh that one looks like the tree is spreading its legs I can’t believe this photographer is sexualizing this tree. We cannot normalize or romanticize this shit it’s time to barricade ourselves in the discourse panic room

Anyway

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Guys please stop sending hateful messages to dandelions. Despite the fact that they are all evil and Know What They Did, and the fact that their existence constitutes an endorsement of weeds and weed-like behavior, it’s still not okay to tell the dandelions you hope they get eaten by cows. Seriously please stop 😞

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This upcoming week I will be meeting with the architect on the property so we can decide which trees to sacrifice and which will be spared. Some lovely mature burr oaks in the back but these black walnut youngins will probably get sniped. Everyone is invited to the funeral

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I just don’t think leaves should get to decide when to start changing, but plants are unionized so really what can you do

—mod Jessica