Dec 1, 2023
Reagan: Thanks for helping me sober up Brett: it’s fine no worries Brett: all I did was hold the alcohol above your head, you just kept jumping for it and tired yourself out
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Reagan: Thanks for helping me sober up Brett: it’s fine no worries Brett: all I did was hold the alcohol above your head, you just kept jumping for it and tired yourself out
Less an incorrect quote, more a silly scene I thought about (takes place post part2 ep2)
Gigi: Yknow Reagan, after talking to your mom I’ve come to notice your dad has a type Reagan:…what? Gigi: Snappy, cold, self absorbed, degrading, relatively classy, and I wouldn’t be surprised if black hair was part if it too- Reagan: what- what are you talking about? Gigi: your dad’s type. Reagan: no I know THAT, but who else has he shown interest in that makes you think its his ‘type’ Gigi: …JR? Reagan: fucking WHAT?!
Reagan: do you ever get so tired you start seeing spiders JR: me after taking 27 Benadryl and seeing the hat man Brett: the who!? JR: oh suddenly this isn’t a safe space?
Reagen: I really hate when flies rub their hands together. what the fuck are you planning you little asshole you have a lifespan of like 3 days
JR: I’m above social media Gigi: buddy you’re short you’re not above anything
Young Reagan: JR… you like my dad the way my mom likes my dad, don’t you? JR: … your mom likes your dad?
JR: Actually, I may or may not have been covered in baby oil… Reagan: ughh, I guess racism wins. Andre: …Can we see the photos?
Reagan: My father is not a man, he is a one star yelp review come to life