#source: moral orel

[jaxsterminator]

in stars and time in a nutshell

[alien-slushie]

Damian: ...You like father the way mother likes father, don't you?

Danny: Your mother likes your father?

[freakazoiddaydreamer]

Hook: “wait a minute- you’re asking ME to take responsibility for what CJ does?!”

Dr Facilier: “I know it’s a tall order-“

Hook: “90% of the time I’m not even responsible for my own actions!”

Mr. Smee: “what if you quit drinking, Captain?”

Hook, mockingly: “yeah what if”

[barelyanartblog]

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

You are pure pureness in its purest form. It’s almost irritating.

Queen Beryl, to Sailor Moon

[prunesflowerfics]

The rewritten empress incorrect quotes: Bad ending edition

Glorym: *looking around the palace* Wow, this place is depressing

Sovieshu: Well when you're constantly depressed, you don't really notice.

***

Glorym: Your majesty... you liked my mom the way my dad liked my mom, didn't you?

Beatrice: ... Your dad liked your mom?

***

Osis: *Remembering all the times Sovieshu put Glorym over him* Dad... Are you giving up on me?

Sovieshu: Osis, a father never gives up on his son, because then he's not really a father, and if I'm not a father, all I really am is a husband, and thats practically worthless.

***

Osis: Mom, why did you marry dad?

Beatrice: Why? Well, the emperor has to be married. Otherwise if he were celibate all his life, his bloodline would end with him.

Osis: But why did YOU marry DAD?

Beatrice: Oh! Well... Why not?

[usernose]

Moon Daycare Attendant: Have a good day at school, dear.

Sunny Omori: Uuughh, have a good day yourself.

Moon Daycare Attendant: Hmm... Now, where have I seen that behavior before? Have a good day at work, dear.

Batter OFF: Uuughh, have a good day yourself.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: Hey, Cupcake~

Caitlyn: [screams, falls to her knees. stays on the ground for several seconds]

Vi: Shit, Cait, are you—?

Caitlyn, drained: I'm done.

Vi: What?

Caitlyn: I'm done, go away, go a million miles away!