#mod killjoy

[askthestrilondes]

Can Dave do a backflip without flying?

ROXY: guys

ROXY: guys hes dead. it was just

ROXY: not dat heroic tho

DAVE: im right here

ROXY: sometimez i can still hear his voice…

[fnafimxgines]

UH OH, HOW UNFORTUNATE

A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED

Hello hello everyone! My name is mod Killjoy and I’m gonna make everything a little more evil! I’m here to bring the morbid and macabre to life before your very eyes!

If you’d like to know which character would kill you and how, you can ask for a “lit match” (I’m not trying to hip, dummy, I mean it’s on fire)

If you’d like to see a character, but in a more cursed format, you can request of me some “dark arts”

Or perhaps you just feel a little too comfortable with the canon material and you’d like a “cursed headcanon” to keep your eyes wide open?

Either way, you can ask me for any of these with the formats in the quotes and I’ll happily oblige and will be tagged specifically as such! (Disclaimer: you only get what you ask for; so unless you specifically ask for a “cursed headcanon” or any of these, you will receive a standard one still)

Bonus: if you use the “dark mod killjoy, show me the forbidden [content]” format for an ask, you will get a song recommendation along with your reply.

[askthestrilondes]

gay gay homosexual gay

DAVE: gay gay homosexual gay

[askthestrilondes]

Dave, did Earth-C develop human slam poetry independently? Or did you have to be the one to gift them with the godly science to get the nasty beats flowing?

DAVE: yeah earth c did invent something similar themselves

DAVE: its in the nature of human troll carapacean kind to create music

DAVE: get those rhymes flowing until it turns into a river

DAVE: no an OCEAN of the sickest beats in paradox space

DAVE: i did help them spice things up a bit it was my holy duty as god of sick nasty beats to give them a little blessing

DAVE: youre welcome for that

[askthestrilondes]

Another TMA question, what entities would you assign your friends and family?

DAVE: so we have way too many goddamn friends and family members

DAVE: our social circle is massive, more plentiful than raindrops in a fucking hurricane, watch out man you're in the eye of the storm and there's just more and more people coming

DAVE: most of us have at LEAST one double or weird sprite fusion running around like what the fuck

ROSE: For the sake of simplicity and to make sure this post is not too needlessly long, we will simply assign entities to those in our family unit. This should be a fun task.

Dirk → The Web

Hal → The Extinction

Dave → The End

DS → The Desolation

Davepeta → The Spiral

Rose → The Eye

Jasprose → The Stranger

Roxy → The Vast/Lonely

[askthestrilondes]

Yo Strilondes Gods! How’s everything going for everyone so far, and, how do you want us to refer to you as, pronoun wise? Asking ahead of time just in case

ROXY: tings have been dificylt, but we vibin!!! thx for askin btw

DIRK: I use he/they and prefer masculine identifiers. Yes, it is in the most trans way you can imagine.

ROSE: She/her for me, thank you.

DAVE: he/it, lol

ROXY: and i honesly dont care what pronouns are used for me!! but i will be inpressd if anyone can come up with smtg creative

[askthestrilondes]

favorite tma characters for those who have listened to it

ROSE: Dave and I are fans of TMA, though we have yet to fully convince our dear parents to listen with us. Nevertheless, my favorite characters is Gertrude Robinson. I greatly admire her strength and am impressed with everything she managed to do.

DAVE: might be pretty basic, i dunno i didnt get that far but, favs are both tim and martin. i think theyre neat in their own ways and they both solo jon lol

[askthestrilondes]

To you all, what’s your favorite type of horror?

DIRK: I like psychological horror and slasher films. One of my favorites is Saw, I heard a new movie is coming out and I'm pretty excited.

ROSE: I quite enjoy cosmic horror. It was only recently that I got into and finished a podcast called The Magnus Archives but, I can safely say it is my favorite horror media.

DAVE: mostly shitty mascot horror, stuff like the banana splits, oh and also tma, rose got me into it lol

ROXY: i liek shitty mascot horror too!!! liek dave,, but also slashers!! like the chainsaw massacre :3