klance date nights
lance wears suits or a stylish but fancy outfit
keith wears the pants that lance says make his butt look best and a black undershirt with a long-sleeved flannel in blue, red, or gray
they go out to someplace fancy about once every two or three months
the rest of the time they eat in. they switch between cooking dinner together and ordering takeout
then they watch movies. keith likes cartoons and lance likes romcoms, but even though they playfully argue about what to watch, they dont mind watching each other's choice
sometimes they binge a show together instead.
their favorite genre is murder mystery.
keith always knows the killer and the victim as soon as either of them appears on the screen. he deadpans, "they did it" the second they show up. lance pretends it frustrates him but he actually finds it adorable even tho its sometimes annoying that keith ruins the suspense. but keith kisses his cheek in apology whenever lance pouts about it so. its fine.
lance always figures out any other big plot twists and also how/why the killer did it. he shouts at the characters that theyre being dumb and "need to get a clue!! LITERALLY"
keith giggles and smiles at him fondly the whole time
when the protagonist finally figures out what lance realized, he always shouts "SEE i TOLD you!!!" and keith always bursts into full-bodied laughter. lance only does it after the first time because he wants to see him laugh.
at the end they always sleepily stumble into their room and make out just a little.
they fall asleep spooning every time.
(keith's the big spoon)
if there were plot holes in the movie lance will rant about them for the next day or so to anyine who will listen. mostly keith. keith loves it.