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someone: anyone have any good klance fanfic recs?

me, sitting on a fic rec list of over 600 klance fics: *sweats*

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klance date nights

lance wears suits or a stylish but fancy outfit

keith wears the pants that lance says make his butt look best and a black undershirt with a long-sleeved flannel in blue, red, or gray

they go out to someplace fancy about once every two or three months

the rest of the time they eat in. they switch between cooking dinner together and ordering takeout

then they watch movies. keith likes cartoons and lance likes romcoms, but even though they playfully argue about what to watch, they dont mind watching each other's choice

sometimes they binge a show together instead.

their favorite genre is murder mystery.

keith always knows the killer and the victim as soon as either of them appears on the screen. he deadpans, "they did it" the second they show up. lance pretends it frustrates him but he actually finds it adorable even tho its sometimes annoying that keith ruins the suspense. but keith kisses his cheek in apology whenever lance pouts about it so. its fine.

lance always figures out any other big plot twists and also how/why the killer did it. he shouts at the characters that theyre being dumb and "need to get a clue!! LITERALLY"

keith giggles and smiles at him fondly the whole time

when the protagonist finally figures out what lance realized, he always shouts "SEE i TOLD you!!!" and keith always bursts into full-bodied laughter. lance only does it after the first time because he wants to see him laugh.

at the end they always sleepily stumble into their room and make out just a little.

they fall asleep spooning every time.

(keith's the big spoon)

if there were plot holes in the movie lance will rant about them for the next day or so to anyine who will listen. mostly keith. keith loves it.

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keith: i think I just swallowed an orange seed... is an orange tree gonna grow inside me?

lance: I love you so much but you are so wrong--

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keith: *surrounded by Red and Blue as kittens, all curled up on his and Lance's bed and fluffy comforters, a Lance body pillow in his arms, they're all napping, both Keith and Red snoring softly*

Lance: ...I feel like I've been replaced

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keith feeling dizzy because when he gets training he sometimes forgets to drink and becomes a little dehydrated,,, and lance noticing his expression and getting keith something to drink,,, without keith asking,,, and keith being surprised but accepts the gift,,,, and gets a lil blushy,,, and lance,,,,, feeling very,,,, just so,,,, "CUTE BOY." yknow???

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lance: babe babe babe!! It's starting!!! Hurry up!

keith: WHAT PART OF DVR DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND.

lance: BUT BABE IT'S THE OLYMPICS.

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keith hates chicken nuggets and lance likes ketchup on his mac and cheese and those are the only things they ever argue about after they get together

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keith: *sucking on a lolly pop*

lance: *staring at him intensely*

keith: *internally screaming*

lance's thoughts: where the fuck did he get a lolly pop in space