anyway if Kris tries to tough it out in a DARK World while they’re sick, they will 1000% end up passing out from fever
they’ll wake up only to find their S/O sitting by their bedside talking about “ok Kris sweetheart I’m gonna take you back home so you can rest”
with Ralsei over in the corner cooking up a get-well potion for the road
and Kris just looks over, makes DIRECT eye contact with Ralsei, and they’re like “you called my partner. you somehow reached into the LIGHT World, and did the equivalent of ‘come pick up your kid from school, they’re sick’.”
and Ralsei just shrugs and is like “well you need to go home and rest”
then Kris is all “I’m not that sick”
“Kris you FAINTED in the middle of a battle, you are VERY sick”
“you. called. my. partner. to. come. get. me. while. I’m. busy. doing. knight. stuff.”
“yes, well, Susie agreed with me that they should come take you home. and when Susie and I agree on something, you know it-”
“YOU’RE A RAT, RALSEI!!!!”
and then Kris just devolves into coughing and proves Ralsei’s point and they can’t argue anymore
checkmate bitch, your goatman friend and your rude girl friend are correct, now follow your S/O and get your dumb knight leader hero of the LIGHT ass in bed