#mod mona

[mister-chai-ask-blog]

Mr. Chai, is there anyone you actually like? Like, genuinely? Or do you just see the whole world as tools or something

Chai: Oh, well. Maybe there is someone, maybe there isn't. Who knows! I wouldn't tell you.

*Kian can be heard coughing violently in the background*

Chai: Kian? What's going on? You sound like you're about to die.

Kian: It's nothing, Mr. Van-

Chai: Kian. For the last time. It's Chai.

Kian: *under his breath* I should throw something at you one of these days, I am not paid enough to deal with this bullshit.

Kian: *louder* Okay, fine, it's nothing, Chai. Just... just some water.

Chai: Oh, good! You had me worried for a moment there.

*Kian simply buries his face in his hands and moans*

[idiotwhowritesgenshin]

Can i request for Venti,Zhongli,Aether,and Kaeya's reaction to reader somehow accidentally cut their hair in a battle ?

NOOOOOOOOO NOT THEIR HAIR

This exceeds my character limit but since this genuinely made me cackle, I’ll let it slide THIS ONCE

Don’t expect too many exceptions but if I get genuine amusement from your request I’ll make the exception and this is crack

Edit: After receiving two reminders of Chinese culture, I have decided to delete Zhongli’s part in this for now and do research on Chinese culture first before I try again. Expect a small rewrite of Zhongli’s part in a few hours!

Zhongli’s part is back up with some adjustments! Please enjoy though this incident shall affect how willing I am to write for Zhongli 

Venti

- He has the most scandalized look on his face when his braids are somehow cut off by you, and gives you that look for a moment before quickly finishing up the battle

- He’s kinda amused by the fact that you somehow managed to miss your attack and somehow cut his hair and even questions if you were aiming for his hair in reality 

- After a while of teasing you on if you were trying to go for him, he quickly regrows his hair no problem

- His current form is from him shapeshifting, he can shapeshift the hair back

Kaeya

- Similarly to Venti, notices right away what you did and gives you a look before quickly finishing up the battle 

- He sulks for a moment cause his beautiful hair has been caught and by you of all people but luckily he’s a man who’s quick to recover

- Grabbing his own sword and looking for a mirror, he makes the cut even so he can still look fabulous 

- Tells you to treat him to some drinks as compensation for his hair which you do cause his ponytail was ruined because of you

Aether

- He’s used to having Lumine by his side to protect him so an abyss herald gets close to jumping him but you jump in and protect him but in the process cut his braid off

- Paimon is the one to inform him since he thought what he felt at his back was the abyss herald and finishes the battle up before going to check on his hair and sulks about it

- Luckily like the rest of the guys, he manages to recover quickly though you could hear him sulking that Lumine liked to braid his hair though when you start apologizing a lot at that comment he laughs it off cause he can always regrow it while on his journey throughout Teyvat 

- Asks you and Paimon to help him make it an even cut before moving on, he’s not gonna cry over spilt milk 

Zhongli

- An attack had been trying to get him from behind and you ran in to protect him with your sword, which you succeeded in but also managed to cut his pony tail clean off

- He doesn’t even notice at first cause he’s focused on battle and doesn’t notice until someone else points it out (since you were ashamed of what you had done)

- He gives a look of surprise before checking his hair on a mirror and is surprised to see its been off and after a moment of thinking, realizes you must’ve cut it by accident while protecting him

- You start profusely apologizing since you recall him mentioning in passing that the reason for his long hair was due to an old belief that to cut one’s hair is to cut from your own family as it was a gift from your parents 

- Being the gentleman that he is, he assures you he can easily fix it but as he prepares to fix his hair with some shapeshifting, he makes an expression that suggests he’s had a moment of revelation and politely requests for your sword

- Taking you sword and grabbing a sword, he fixes the cut on his hair to make the cut clean to your shock and as he returns your sword explains that Liyue is in a sense his family and in a past time he might’ve fixed it immediately as after all is part of his appearance as Rex Lapis but he is no longer Rex Lapis but the mortal Zhongli so a small change in appearance would be nice to solidify that

Sorry fangirls/boys/non-binaries

[susiexkris]

hi sorry for the unrelated post, but i’m posting this to get into contact with the other mods! it’s nothing bad, i just need to talk to them and i don’t exactly know any other way to get their attention haha

[kin-core]

stimboard for phosphophyllite from houseki no kuni with gold, teal and glitter slime!

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- mod mona

[sge-headcanons]

#6

Though whether someone is an Ever or a Never is usually determined by parentage, there is a superstition in the Woods that Evers borne of unhappy marriages may produce Never children, while the rare Never borne of a happy marriage is more likely to have an Ever child. Because of this belief, some of Camelot's citizens doubt Tedros's ability to produce a suitable heir to the throne.

[novahdfy]

shitheads

i rly gotta ask why theres so much hate between cowchop fans & the creatures as a whole. why are so many people being shitty towards them? yeah, they bought a house like cc did, but did you really expect them to stay in such a big office for the few of them?? yes it's a shabby looking house but don't tell me that cc's is such a luxury neither. i'm p sure aleks james and the whole cc crew dont love you guys giving them so much shit. they were part of them for yeaarrsss. also with the logo change? oh well? it looks nicer? creature carl wasn't the best logo neither? they did what they had to do to change some from the (obviously messy) past. if u got a problem or argument with this, u know where u can stick it lmao

[idiotwhowritesgenshin]

Archons ! Finally someone who understand my grief. I made a huge mistake shipping my Traveler with Teppei.

For headcanons here are some, though I made this with Traveler in mind :

General HCs :

• Before joining the resistance, he was a civil servant and worked for the Kanjou Commission. He’s knowledgeable when it comes to logistics and territorial management, he was pretty much made for the job Kokomo initially gave him but he wanted to do more.

• Wouldn’t be surprised if his position within the Kanjou Commission was pretty high up.

• He owns house in Ritou, has a cute garden. Teppei hires a gardener to maintain it because he doesn’t have a green thumb.

Relationship HC :

• He has a thing for being called « Senpai », his brain would short-circuit if you called him senpai when training. 100% he would be stunned and be momentarily immobilized.

• Call him Senpai + act cute + a bit of skinship = Teppei would do anything you ask for. Make you some dango ? Sure. You want him to clean your room ? His on his way. You need some crystal marrow ? He’ll go get it.

• When Teppei gets in a playful mood and basically becomes a big puppy. He would « play fight » you, and if you play fight back he would be so happy. Just two dorks play fighting in their free time. Paimon is often the receiving end of this attention bc he sees her as a little sister.

• This guy dotes on Paimon, like an uncle would to his favorite niece. If he gifts you something to match him then you bet Paimon will have one in her size.

• When it comes to romantic relationship, he won’t mind if you don’t put a label your relationship with him. (Due to the fact that there’s a civil war) He will still treat you like you’re his S/O.

• Teppei would often tell you that when the war ends and when you bring your sibling back, you guys could settle down in his house and he would even return in his job as a civil servant.

• He is into PDA, but not at the military camp. However, he does steal kisses from you often when he thinks there’s nobody watching. (Gorou was often a witness to that)

• In private, he’s so touchy and gives you a lot of kisses. His favorite are forehead kisses ! Back hugs are his staple, he likes the feeling of you against him. He’s more than happy to include Paimon too.

NSFW HC :

• Despite his general eagerness in life, when it’s just you two he takes things slow. He might accidentally edge you sometimes.

• Prefers to give than to receive

I saw Teppei more as an older brother to the Traveler but valid tbh

This is so accurate to my thoughts tbh 😫 He's such a cinnamon roll I love him

He would love to be called senpai cause it's a way of acknowledging his hard work and jut makes him feel so giddy to have someone look up to him

He has such big puppy energy like he would love to have little play fights and he would love to spoil his s/o with what he's earned from his salary as a captain

Isnt he like one of the few NPCs or characters to just be nice to Paimon from the get-go lol? He even said she would get a uniform when she asked for one. He's too sweet cryinf

He wants to maintain that strong reliable captain image so he must sacrifice his love of PDA

[idiotwhowritesgenshin]

I'm the anon who sent the zombie being alive request and I'm sorry I wasn't specific enough. I meant the dead sibling coming back as a zombie lol

Ahhhhh gotcha, sorry for late response I am just lazy lol

I strive to be as gender neutral unless requested so if I fucked up YELL AT ME TO FIX IT

(Forgive this thing’s lacking format, my laptop got a tech error so I can’t do it cause idk how to in mobile rip)

TW: Death (though if you’re reading a zombie related scenario without thinking death was included I question you), Grief, Mild body horror?? (They question how the reader’s body isn’t rotted yet but that’s it) and Diluc and Kaeya need therapy

Diluc and Kaeya reacting to their sibling coming back as a zombie

Diluc

- It’s very seldom that Diluc ever visits you or his father’s grave from the grief he feels whenever he sees them and scenarios of what could’ve happened if he had been stronger play in his head

- His father sacrificed himself to save himself and you but he couldn’t even save your young life after his father gave his own life to try and save you too, what a pathetic son and brother he was

- For a while he couldn’t even look at his father’s grave from the shame he felt from failing him that day no matter how much his staff comforted him that he did his best and their sure his father and sibling are happy he survived but it took a few months before he could even look at the grave

- He was going to have a brief visit and just tell his father and you that he was doing better and he was protecting Mondstadt like you two would’ve wanted when he heard someone in the distance

- The noise didn’t really bother him as there was bound to be other people in the area and he was too busy in his own thoughts to notice that someone had come up next to him with a dazed and empty look on their face

- After his prayer to his father and for you to rest his well, he nearly fell on the ground from his shock at what he saw and blinked several times and moved to rub his eyes to confirm what he was seeing

- There you were, your body somehow not rotted looking at him with a dazed look as though you had just woken up from a long dream

- You don’t have time to speak or ask anything as you are suddenly wrapped in an embrace, you’re not quite sure who this red haired man is but Diluc embraces you as though you were the world itself to him, as he promises to himself that now that the gods have given him a second chance he won’t fail you or his father again

Kaeya

- He wants to visit you and his late adopted father more, he really does but he runs the risk of upsetting Diluc if he ends up visiting at the same time he’s visiting along with the fact he has work to do, some of which is his duties to the knights of Favonius and his own personal work

- Cases like yours are what always have him question his loyalty, if he helped his father fight for Khaenri’ah, will he indirectly cause more cases like yours? Cases of children who died before they could grow up and leave only their grieving family?

- He couldn’t even be at the day of your funeral as Diluc had disowned him but Adeline and other workers from the Dawn Winery came to visit him and let him see you and Master Crepus’ grave, their only explanation being that he has the right to visit your graves even after Diluc disowned him

- At the times he does visit, he usually picks days where he hasn’t drank any wine at all and doesn’t intend to for the rest of the day he chooses to visit you as he remembers your incredulous stare at the more heavy drunkards in Mondstadt

- Unlike Diluc, when he heard noise he was alarmed that it may have been Diluc who likely wouldn’t be pleased to see him at the graveyard praying to your graves and he prepared a response as he turned to see who was there, silently hoping it wasn’t and wanting it would be his former older adopted brother, Diluc

- For the first time in years, Kaeya was speechless as he saw you stare at him with an emotionless face, giving a small look at confusion at his shocked face as though nothing was wrong at all

- He wonders if he went mad or had actually drank that day as there was no way you were there, with your body looking alive and not dirty or rotted

- Getting himself back together, he stands up and reaches to pat your head, if you looked closely you would see tears welling up in his eyes but he hid it as he patted the head of his younger sibling who never got to grow up