#mod ngc

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I'm too lazy to take my shoes off.

Me, while wearing flip flops

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VA and HJK: *talks at length in the groupchat about Cells At Work*

Me, a tired victim of autocorrect: 102 unread notifications Jesus cried

Not Grumpy Cat, an opportunistic gremlin:

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I don't know how to use an ATM.

Me, an Adult

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Me: if you're gonna be me, please don't flirt. You'll undoubtedly do a better job than I would, and that would ruin my reputation

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Watchmen Movie: Hello Darkness My Old Friend~

Not Grumpy Cat, who's only hearing the movie: WHAT.

Polar Vortex: It's pre-meme, okay?

Verdant Anubis: Help I almost choked on my tequila.

Not Grumpy Cat: I need to take a drink just for that.

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Hi Jump Kick: Ash is good for you. It's exfoliating.

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Polar Vortex: I mean, you couldn't eat kids even if you-.

Polar Vortex:

Not Grumpy Cat:

Wolverine:

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Polar Vortex, regarding dating prospects: It's like living in Alaska. The odds are good, but the goods are odd.