us here are Universus central are working very hard at bringing you non-spoilery content for the comic. We’d appreciate more questions about the comic, but yeah okay we’ll deal.
But anyways, here’s a couple of announcements about the current status of the comic.
-Chapter one script is completed, being reviewed now. (Don’t expect much, it’s just an intro to relevant characters.)
-I’m getting a new laptop soon, so i’ll be able to more efficiently work on pages.
-We’re continuing to organize the events of the comic previously planned.
-PSDP is sarcastic AF
-Dorido’s very relevant don’t worry.
-We’re changing formats and working on getting a website as to support our new format.
-we might be opening a patreon as to support us getting a public domain.
Thank’s for reading, stay hype for the release of Universus!
[StarisxStar] By Mod Parallax
[PSDPxLilPleb] By Mod PSDP
[PDSPxHowen] By Mod Parallax
[DoridoxLilPleb] By Mod PSDP
[PDSPxPSDP]/[PDSPxStaris] By Tareria
[StarisxStar] By Mod Parallax
Staris stood BEAUTIFULLY in the moonlight. Star gazed at their TWIN LOVER adoringly.
He loved them SO FUCKING MUCH.
He didn't know why, he didn't know when it happened. It just did.
Maybe it was the way they chugged snapple violently. Maybe it was their macncheese consumption levels. MAYBE it was the way that every time they turned around their hair hit Star in the face and poked him in the eye.
Dorido was sitting behind him, biting on his leg. He didn't notice, and even if he did he probably would have encouraged the Naga.
Why?
I don't know you're the one reading it.
Staris turned around seductively . Well, to Star it was pretty damn seductive.
And then Staris slapped him in the face for staring and went to go consume some more macncheese.
Why.
[PSDPxLilPleb] By Mod PSDP
PSDP float ino the r00m
PSDP can't fli because she's a faegget
Lol pleb oi'ed loudly at her arrival while she she migging the catsuno
Lil pleb licked psdps hands. She drink the blood from the fur of c ass o
PSDP wink seductive and oi'ed with pleb
PSDP leveled up
Pad can fly now
Jk she's a egg
Lil
Pleb realizes and 360 noscopes PSDP into the incipisphere
[PDSPxHowen] By Mod Parallax
Howen gazed at PDSP lovingly. He'd always loved the CLONE OF HIS COUSIN, though he never once considered that it might be a little creepy .
PDSP noticed him. "Senpai," Howen whispered, gazing at him with his SPARKLY ANIME EYES through swirly glasses.
PDSP began FLYING MAJESTICALLY toward his Clone's Cousin.
PSDP had been sneaking up behind Howen, however, and pushed his sinning ass out the window.
The end.
[DoridoxLilPleb] By Mod PSDP
Dorido slithered into the room, his sparkly NEMO lingerie glimmered under the disco lights of the catsino. Lil Pleb looked over from her spot on the strip pole, instantly seduced. We might as well change her name to ashley. Dorido winked to lil pleb and he slid off the lingerie, only to reveal the nip nops what seemed like a six pack, drawn on with mascara. Lil pleb snorted, Dorido screamed a little, sliding a $20 bill towards her. Sobbing as lil pleb devoured it. Dorido will never have the Guineapig of his dreams.
[PDSPxPSDP]/[PDSPxStaris] By Tareria
PDSP grasps the doorknob, ready for his big plan to be put into action. This was going to be great. He throws the door open and leaps into the apartment. Quickly throwing himself behind a counter to avoid being seen. He couldn't let himself be seen. It would jeopardize his mission. Crawling along the floor, he reaches Dorido's room. He snatches one of the nemo shirts and stuffs it with Dorido's pillows to make it look as if it was Dorido. He then grabs Dorido's bedsheets and starts tying it to 'Dorido's' neck. He gasps as PSDP opens the door to Dorido's room.
"I knew I heard something! I should have guessed it was a scrublord like you." PSDP growls. "Why are you taking Dorido's clothes?"
PDSP smirks. Although, his plan was ruined. "I'm just examining what will soon belong to me. You know, because you'll be dead." He knew this was utter bullshit and he was about to have his ass handed to him.
"Sure." PSDP lurches forward, spiking an energy ball from her hand. PDSP dodges and PSDP lands on the ground, setting the room on fire with the energy ball. PDSP sees an opening, and quickly lands an attack on PSDP. Right on their throat.
PSDP gasps for air as they lay, slowly dying. PDSP cheers, tossing the Dorido bundle to the floor, next to PSDP. He throws his fist in the air and cheers. "I win! I did it!" He grins.
PSDP coughs, extending their arm out to grab the bundle. They dragged it to their chest and clutches it there. Just waiting for their own demise. PDSP notices. "Hey! Don't act all emo! I won fair and square!" PDSP crosses his arms and leans down next to PSDP. PSDP glimpses up at them. PDSP grabs their head and faces it towards himself. He leans in and kisses PSDP as a reward. PSDP gasps and they go limp during the kiss, never to open their eyes again.
Mod Parallax: Staris walked into the room, decapitated PDSP, and then kicked PSDP until they stopped pretending to be dead.
Tareria: But they weren't pretending. So Staris quietly weeps as they throw PSDP's corpse into the closet. Staris had to hide it fast. Dorido was due home soon. PDSP had somehow escaped. Staris was going after them later. Staris waits by the front door for Dorido. An hour passes. He isn't home yet. Staris panics and quickly searches. They didn't have to look very far. There he was. Laying on the cement. The cold, red cement. He was dead. Cut in half. Written on the ground was "Sushi, Staris?", written in Dorido's blood. Staris lifted Dorido's corpse up, sobbing into his hair. His backpack was in shreds. He buries Dorido and PSDP, and sets out to find PDSP. He was going to pay.
PDSP conceals himself in leaves within a tree. It was nightfall now. Staris scowls, looking directly at the tree. "I know you're up there, faggot. Get down here." Staris cracks their knuckles.
PDSP throws himself out of the tree, standing in front of Staris. "Why? Is it because I gave you a snack?" He laughs. "Come on, Staris. Join me."
"Hell fucking no. I'm going to kill you. Right fucking now." Staris grabs PDSP and pins them against the tree.
"Not if I do it first!" Too bad that PDSP shot a bolt of energy into the tree. It catches fire and starts to fall. Staris drops PDSP in shock and the tree lands on both of them. It crushed Staris's spine, killing them instantly. However, it had impaled PDSP and he slowly bled out. He pulls what was left of Staris towards him and nuzzles them. He holds Staris's lifeless hand and kisses them before shuddering his final breath. At least he'd done what he wanted to. He ruined their lives.
Two Racist Uncles Dampening to the Beat [PSDPxDorido] By Tareria
Two Racist Uncles Segregating to the Beat [SiliconexCasso] By Tareria
The Moist Liquid Nitrogen [StarisxMale!Reader] By Tareria
[EggelzxJuno] By Tareria
[CassoxSilicone(?)] By Mod Parallax
[CassoxDorido] By Mod PSDP
[NemoxDorido] By Mod Parallax
[PDSPxOakley] By Mod PSDP
Two Racist Uncles Dampening to the Beat [PSDPxDorido] By Tareria
PSDP looked at the moist Oakley in her hands and felt sad.
She walked over to the window and reflected on her ghetto surroundings. She had always loved shitty New York with its amused, average Apartments. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel sad.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Dorido . Dorido was a violent monster with edgy Leg and demonic Retnia.
PSDP gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a random, overpowered, Caprisun drinker with satanic Leg and moist Retnia. Her friends saw her as a tasteless, tan tortilla. Once, she had even helped an encouraging Staris cross the road.
But not even a random person who had once helped an encouraging Staris cross the road, was prepared for what Dorido had in store today.
The rain hammered like leaping Hippo, making PSDP suicidal.
As PSDP stepped outside and Dorido came closer, she could see the dripping glint in his eye.
Dorido gazed with the affection of 2371 moist alive Armadillo. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want Finding Nemo copies."
PSDP looked back, even more suicidal and still fingering the moist Oakley. "Dorido, no more Nemo," she replied.
They looked at each other with depressed feelings, like two alive, aggressive Axolotl sliding at a very sinful Funeral, which had Saxaphone Jazz music playing in the background and two racist uncles dampening to the beat.
Suddenly, Dorido lunged forward and tried to punch PSDP in the face. Quickly, PSDP grabbed the moist Oakley and brought it down on Dorido's skull.
Dorido's edgy Leg trembled and his demonic Retnia wobbled. He looked angry, his emotions raw like an annoying, abundant A gun.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Dorido was dead.
PSDP went back inside and made herself a nice drink of Caprisun.
THE END
Two Racist Uncles Segregating to the Beat [SiliconexCasso] By Tareria
Silicone was thinking about Casso again. Casso was a grumpy cat with edgy tail and memeing intestines.
Silicone walked over to the window and reflected on her covered in cat hair surroundings. She had always hated pro-slavery New York with its mangled, motionless money. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel angry.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a grumpy figure of Casso .
Silicone gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a filthy rich, salty, liquid electricty drinker with black tail and echoing intestines. Her friends saw her as an amused, average a computer. Once, she had even helped an encouraging Casso's ego cross the road.
But not even a filthy rich person who had once helped an encouraging Casso's ego cross the road, was prepared for what Casso had in store today.
The rain hammered like flying Dorido, making Silicone suicidal. Silicone grabbed a black coin that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.
As Silicone stepped outside and Casso came closer, she could see the dripping glint in his eye.
"I am here because I want security footage," Casso bellowed, in a violent tone. He slammed his fist against Silicone's chest, with the force of 7029 turtle. "I frigging love you, Silicone ."
Silicone looked back, even more suicidal and still fingering the black coin. "Casso, I want a paycheck," she replied.
They looked at each other with inspired feelings, like two crispy, cheerful cat rampaging at a very sinful the Holocaust, which had the ghostbusters theme music playing in the background and two racist uncles segregating to the beat.
Silicone studied Casso's edgy tail and memeing intestines. Eventually, she took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you security footage," she explained, in pitying tones.
Casso looked rebellious, his body raw like a lovely, late lighter.
Silicone could actually hear Casso's body shatter into 4056 pieces. Then the grumpy cat hurried away into the distance.
Not even a drink of liquid electricty would calm Silicone's nerves tonight.
THE END
The Moist Liquid Nitrogen [StarisxMale!Reader] By Tareria
Staris was thinking about Male!Reader again. Male!Reader was a loving greaser with edgy bulge and snowslave ovaries.
Staris walked over to the window and reflected on her ghetto surroundings. She had always hated gangster New York with its helpless, hilarious hair gel. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel lustful.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a loving figure of Male!Reader .
Staris gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a greaser, salty, Snapple drinker with eggy bulge and mentally disabled ovaries. Her friends saw her as an amused, average a star. Once, she had even helped an encouraging Male!Reader's confidence cross the road.
But not even a greaser person who had once helped an encouraging Male!Reader's confidence cross the road, was prepared for what Male!Reader had in store today.
The damp teased like laying Dorido, making Staris suicidal. Staris grabbed a moist liquid nitrogen that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.
As Staris stepped outside and Male!Reader came closer, she could see the dripping glint in his eye.
Male!Reader gazed with the affection of 2371 violent funkel plopping Female!Reader. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want to lay eggs inside you."
Staris looked back, even more suicidal and still fingering the moist liquid nitrogen. "Male!Reader, lemme have some of that," she replied.
They looked at each other with impressed feelings, like two crispy, cheerful Casso killing at a very sinful Staris needs to lay eggs, which had skrillex the entire album music playing in the background and two insane uncles sexting to the beat.
Staris regarded Male!Reader's edgy bulge and snowslave ovaries. "I feel the same way!" revealed Staris with a delighted grin.
Male!Reader looked amazed, his emotions blushing like a powerless, proud pocket knife.
Then Male!Reader came inside for a nice drink of Snapple.
THE END
[EggelzxJuno] By Tareria
gglez scrim as he decend into hell. he sob and land on the fireeeeee. He oof on the ground. Where psdp???? Juno lok and see bee. Not 2day. He lick egglez and eet him. Eddles let out a loud screech. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NUUUuuuu egglez cry inJuno.s stomach. Juno happy tummy rumble. he like vooree. Egglez I'm gonna digest you he say and builds to his climax as egglezexits through his rectum. egglez like vore now too. Egglez come here every sonday insteed oof goin 2 church to bee digest
[CassoxSilicone(?)] By Mod Parallax
Casso decided one day, that he had-had enough.
He opened up YAHOO ANSWERS. He began typing into the message box, though it was a bit difficult to type with paws. He was a 'cat', after all.
"Is it beastiality if you're a cat demon shaped like a cat?"
He sighed lightly before hitting enter.
Though, apparently, he had momentarily forgotten that Silicone was hooked up to the mainframe of all the computers in the Catsino.
Casso could hear them laughing through the wall.
He cursed himself.
[CassoxDorido] By Mod PSDP
Casso looked up from the brim of his desk as the door clicked open. It was late at night. Lil pleb was sound asleep and Silicone was charging in the other room. The Catsino has been closed for only half an hour. Perhaps some lone clubbing maniac just realized he was stripping with cats and needed an escort.
"Who's there." He looked under the desk at a toddler.
"HEYYY Y YY Y Y Y FAGGOT!1!1!" Casso let out a sigh of exasperation.
"Listen kid, you gotta go. The cat prostitutes are gonna be here all week."
"BUT I WANT YOU!!1!1" Casso looked into the camera with sympathy like he was on the office, and promptly punted Dorido out of the window, making sure to clean up all the evidence from killing the small snake.
[NemoxDorido] By Mod Parallax
Dorido entered his apartment with a sigh. It had been a long day and he was Dead tired.
He knew his lover, Nemo, (Short for something, though he couldn't quite remember) was sitting in the bedroom. Waiting for him.
Dorido slid into the room (He could finally slid like a snake! He had grown up, finally!) seductively.
Nemo was sitting there, rubbing a caprisun on his scaly flesh.
Dorido woke up in his bedroom. PSDP was shaking him.
"What the fuck are you doing," She asked.
He didn't reply.
He simply laid back down and hoped he would make it back to his dream lover.
[PDSPxOakley] By Mod PSDP
PDSP sauntered into the famous bakery. He was looking for something to do, as both of his arch nemesis were no more. The bakery was empty, all but a particular Sexy turtle.
Oakley lifted his head, scampering over to PDSP and staring into his red, edgy eyes. He looked at PDSPs shoes, whispering "what're those" under his breath, in his language, of course.
"See something you like?~" PDSP smirked
Oakley vomited all over his shoes, not breaking eye contact with the edgy demon clone. A look of horror manifested his face as he gained an understanding for Oakleys true intentions. Oakley was the bigger villain all along.
second of all, no. Dorido is a baby Naga (or at least, how we portray them in Universus) and though he acts like a cat (chasing hands, entertained by laser pointers) he is just a five year old snake boy who likes “Finding Nemo” and screaming (and minecraft).
