#mod pippin

[shitty-mechs-headcannons]

the toy soldier bites people. nobody knows why. it just bite

Well you see its teeth are always growing. Like a beaver. So it needs a way to keep them from getting too long

-mod pippin

[ponypencils]

Finished request for @ask-creative-callie by @shiningwish (mod Pippin)

[shitty-mechs-headcannons]

Jonny is the shortest/smallest of the crew and loves being carried and manhandled, but he will fight anyone who openly mentions it.

Sometime they toss him around back and forth to each other. For enrichment.

-mod pippin

[shitty-mechs-headcannons]

Cat Jonny agenda

You know how when your stroking a cat and it randomly has enough so it scratches/bites you and runs off

Jonny does this to a more extreme level one of the crew will be sat there cuddling with him and he’ll get overwhelmed go for there jugular and run off

“Alrighty, that’s enough affection for one day” *cocks gun*

-mod pippin

[shitty-mechs-headcannons]

Tim plays oedipus cause Jonny wanted an excuse to call him a motherfucker repeatedly

He does it all the time anyway, but it amuses him that Tim can’t get mad during udad shows

-mod pippin

[shitty-mechs-headcannons]

in 'alice', it says 'nearby, she saw soldiers in all manner and colours of uniform'

my hc is that TS was here, for funsies, and it also gave them a bunch of tea - as it also mentions earl gray later on in the song

Oh TS was THRIVING throughout Alice

-Mod Pippin

[shitty-mechs-headcannons]

jonny runs a dnd campaign for the other mechs. it's kind of a meat grinder bc he loves describing gory deaths but he does voices for all of the NPCs and many of them are romanceable :}

Plot twist! All of the albums they do are just the plots of the campaigns they’ve done (joking ofc)

-mod pippin

[shitty-mechs-headcannons]

Brian lost an arm in a fight once, and one of the other Mechs used it to beat someone to death before putting it back.

Only once?????

-Mod Pippin