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Person A: Can I be mean for a second? Person B: You’re always mean. Person A: Thank you. Okay, so here’s the thing-
Ship Dynamic Zodiac Analysis: Emotionally Unavailable x Bleeding Heart
I love writing ships between water signs (sometimes double water signs in their big 3) and emotionally unavailable signs (ex: Capricorn and Aquarius).
There's just something so good about someone who keeps their emotions locked tight, the "I'll take my tears to MY GRAVE" and the one who's heart is on their sleeve and constantly bleeding their emotions everywhere. Perfect combo for PEAK Ship Angst.
These zodiac couples just give this dynamic (I stumbled upon this on Pinterest and had to go digging to find the artist: @crayonwitch is the artist on Tumblr, more active on their twitter from the looks of it - if you want to reblog this and not my overanalysis of zodiac ships, here's the post link [X]):
I specifically love to write Aquarius/Capricorn (Sun or Moon) x Pisces/Scorpio (Sun or Moon), from just my own zodiac breakdowns of my OCs (I make my OCs, flesh them a ton, and then after they feel fully developed, start to analyze what zodiacs would fit them best - if anyone wants to see my process, I wouldn't mind sharing it in another post).
I have 2 ships in this category:
Taurus Sun/Pisces Moon X Capricorn Sun/Aquarius Moon
Aquarius Sun(Virgo Moon)/Capricorn Rising X Pisces Sun/Scorpio Moon
The Taurus x Capricorn are weirdly healthy despite the Capricorn being an amoral villain and the Taurus being Babygirl.
The Aquarius x Pisces are so on-again-off-again that everyone around them just considers them both "basically married" and "The Drama Couple"/most toxic couple of their friend group.
Anyway, I just LOVE writing these zodiac couples, they are angst and opposites attract and morality clashes and all the ship dynamics I adore.
Person A: Yeah, I don’t love my brother. Person B: That’s a horrible thing to say! How would you feel if your brother died?! Person A: ‘Thank god I don’t have to share the inheritance anymore.’
Person A: I'm having strong opinions on how hot this man is. Person B: Well, he's our enemy so you can have your strong opinions about his corpse . Person A: Awww! I can't even keep him as a prisoner of war who I force to marry me? Person C: That's very unethical, you can't force people to marry you. Person D: As the hypothetical prisoner of war husband, I’m not opposed~ Person B: No, I want you dead. So dead you shall be. Person A: What if he lets me put a shock collar on him and keep him in a cage? Person D: I’d accept that. Person C: As much as this sounds consensual at this point…The optics would look really bad for our kingdom.
Person A: Ugh, I think you’re obsession with pretty things is going to get you killed. Person B: Well, that’s what led me to you, and you’re really talented at keeping me alive. Person A: …I’m letting you die if you ever call me pretty again.
Person A: Look, normally there’s people. And people, by default, suck. They exist and ruin my day by existing. And then there’s Person B. Person C: What about Person B? Person A: She doesn’t suck. She’s kinda like a reality glitch. Or an anomaly. She’s a person…but she doesn’t suck…So I’m gonna dedicate my life to studying why that is. Person B: He means he proposed to me! Person C: And you accepted?! Person B: Look, when an asshole with a heart of gold who hates everyone says they love you, you don’t deny your romance anime heroine moment!
Person A: So…we’re both witches. Person B: Yep. Person C: A great way to bond with other witches is to talk about something we have in common! Like, uh, tell us how you received your familiar? Person B: Oh! Okay! Mine approached me while I was picking flowers. Person A: …Mine tried to eat me…
Person A: Remember what I always say? Person B: ‘Get the fuck away from me?’ Person A: Yes, now please go do that.
