Every Mafioso ship is fucking dogshit
its all the same repetitive "evil scary mafia man x cute twink femboy"
Mafioso isn't even that interesting or hot to me. Okay he's part of the mafia. Okay. I don't care (maybe because I'm aromantic but still)
I wont directly bash yall for liking any mafioso ships unless you pull some wild bullshit like "Mafioso is freaky and does the boombayah with Chance as a punishment 👅"
i just. Genuinely dont like it
I don't know why i like newdoublehatredforwrathfulpaychecktime more than pizzadebt but atleast i can personally see some chemistry between all the characters in that polyship instead of the same shitty power dynamic