Can I get how UT and UF papyrus would react to his human friend gifting him a Bop it Tetris game? ( Bop It Tetris is a handheld electronic game that challenges players to complete Tetris puzzles by sliding, spinning, or slamming shapes to get them where they want them.)
Here's a video if you want:
https://youtu.be/niR2oMsacH0?si=38Z9HUbE5focvJNg
Undertale:
A puzzle...inside a puzzle! How could he have never thought of this before?! He immediately takes it and starts playing. ... He's still playing when you come back from getting lunch. He managed to get a notebook and wrote down a rating system of each stage and challenge level. Apparently he's reached a high score of 999 in Marathon Mode. He's in full hyperfocus mode, but he's still able to thank you for this amazing puzzle! Perhaps you two could play in two-player mode.
...He absolutely wrecks you when you play together.
Underfell:
What-can't you see that he's scheming?! This is his scheduled evil plotting session and you think you can just barge in and bring in some-some silly baby toy? Give it to him and leave him to his work!!! ...If you sneak up on him later, he's managed to set up different challenges for himself. Getting a high score was too easy!! The instructions are on the table, the paper mostly covered in his messy handwriting; "TOO EASY; USE THIS FOR NEXT DASTARDLY PUZZLE; NEED MORE OF THESE BATTERIES" and other words in similar font.
...Later on, you find an object that you personally like was tossed at your door. It wasn't damaged, but...he won't admit he gave it to you in appreciation. ...You'll take what you can get.
Transcript for “Let’s remember our friend (donos/alerts off)”
Wilbur: In a second. (Intro music plays - a piano instrumental of Wilbur's song, Your New Boyfriend)
Hello, chat. How are you chat? Hello, mods. Thank you for looking after chat. Hi, hoijys. (NB. hoijys is a mod)
Hi everyone. Hello. Look at all these new chatters! Hi. Welcome. I'm glad you're here.
Hope you're all vibing well.
Hi everyone.
(reading chat) "Chill vibes here." It will be chill vibes here. You are right. Nothing too over the top. (Sounds of Wilbur typing)
Thank you all for being here. Thank you for showing up and hanging out with me today.
Hello chat. How is everyone doing today? I hope you're all well. Hello. Hi. I like the salutes in the chat. How are you all? Are you all having a nice day? You're all — You're all well? Healthy? Vibing?
It's nice to have you all here. This is my first stream in a while. Sorry I disappeared. I went to America, which we'll talk about a bit today as well. Uh, I went to VidCon. Uh, some of you, if you met me at VidCon, hi! Uh, I had a really good time. We went to, uh, Los Angeles, California. Uh, more specifically Anaheim, where the convention centre is.
Uh, this stream today — Uh, I've turned off all alerts and donations. Well, I, I can't actually turn donations off, but I won't be reading them, and you won't show up on the screen, so don't, don't bother subbing and donating today. Uh, uh, I, we wanted to do a stream where we just talked about, uh, some memories we have with Technoblade.
For those of you that don't know, uh, one of our best friends, member of the Sleepy Bois, uh, I've known him for just over three years, uh, Technoblade, passed away, uh, last month, which, which really stung, it really stung a lot of us, uh, and, uh, and, and really pervade through the internet, which was, which, which was actually quite comforting for me, was seeing how much he mattered to everyone online, uh, which has been, it's been really nice to see the outpouring of love from everyone.
And, uh, sadly I know it's been a really difficult time for everyone as well. Not just, uh, not just, uh, the people who knew him. So, me and Phil just wanted to have a nice chill — I need to unmute Phil. Phil. I've just been talk — Phil. I've just been talking on your behalf. I'm sorry. (Wilbur laughs) I've just had you muted.
Phil: Oh, that's okay.
Wilbur: I was just saying, we just wanna have a little chill time and just share memories of, of our friend, uh, with you guys —
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: — And hope it, hope it can help you all, uh, as, as you know, there's, it's just, I, I just wanna, I just wanna share, I just wanna share with people and just sit and have a nice vibe together.
How are you, Phil, today? How are you feeling? You got, you got COVID as well, right? You got, you got — (Phil chuckles)
Phil: I'm feeling a bit better. I'm alright, really. Um, I just had a bit of a stuffy nose and a cough for a while. That's uh, I'm doing alright now.
Wilbur: Hell yeah. (Phil sniffs) And you built a shrine? I saw yesterday. I was watching that. I watched — I dipped in and out. I had to leave at one point, but I saw, I saw the beginning when you were digging upwards and (Wilbur starts laughing) walking in a straight line for ages.
Phil: Yeah, and — I wanted to find more diamonds for the sword, but I, I — turned out that I had enough anyway, so I was like, "All right, I'll just, I'll just make it."
Wilbur: Yeah. And then, (Phil chuckles) and then you finally built, uh, the shrine. Do you have a picture of it I can put on the screen for everyone? Of your —
Phil: Uh, I can grab one. Yeah.
Wilbur: Was it — is a shrine the right word? A statue? A monument.
Phil: Uh, yeah. Yeah. I would say, yeah. I wanted something in, in my world, um, that like, represented him. I thought that would be nice.
Wilbur: That would be cool. (reading chat) "Can Tommy join?"
He, he was around, uh, today. I think he had a really busy night last night. Uh, and we planned to do this today. Uh, and I think he may have just had a really busy night last night and, uh, he might dip in at some point. Uh, I'll, I'll message him again. (Sounds of Wilbur typing, presumably messaging Tommy) Uh, but, you know, he's — if, if he's hungover or whatever, (Wilbur starts laughing) I don't wanna, I don't wanna drag him out.
Phil: Yeah, yeah, true.
Wilbur: He might be around though. I, I saw him on Instagram. So, maybe. (Wilbur clears his throat)
Have you got a photo? Did you send it? Am I missing it?
Phil: I'm trying. Yeah. I'm really bad. Hang on. I didn't, I, I've got this. I'll try and get a screenshot I took. There. You see —
Wilbur: Oh, that's so sick. What the hell? This is, uh, uh, let me get onto the right screen. We'll use the YouTube screen. This is the, this is the monument Phil built for, uh, in Techno's memory yesterday, which is for, for one day build that is amazing, dude. That's really cool. Is that actually — did you use actual diamond blocks as well?
Phil: Thanks. Yeah. Yeah.
Wilbur: That's so sick.
Phil: Um, yeah, and that, and it's — that, that's like, that was the progress, and then like, that's the, the final picture I, I took before ending the stream. I’ll send you it.
Wilbur: I'll quickly get that up too. That's so cool. I like the pigs. Did you bring the pigs over? (Wilbur and Phil laugh)
Phil: I did. Yeah.
Wilbur: I like it. I like it a lot. Let me put on, let me put on some chill music.
So yeah, we, we're not gonna, uh I'm, I'm sure we've uh, I'm sure for those of you that have just joined, you still may have heard the news, but I'll, I'll say again for the new people that just shown up. But, uh, we just wanna do a chill, chatting stream where we just talk about good memories and happy times, uh, with — (chill music starts playing) about, uh, one of our friends, one of our best friends, Technoblade, who passed away.
Uh, we just wanna, we just wanna talk about him and stuff.
When was — So. Okay. Let's just, let's just start otherwise we're just gonna be, we're just gonna be dancing for the whole time. Um —
Phil: Repeating ourselves.
Wilbur: Yeah, F — So what, when was the, when was the first time you actually spoke to him?
Phil: Minecraft Monday I think it was. Um —
Wilbur: It's the same for me. (Wilbur laughs)
Phil: Yeah, we owe a lot to Keem, funny enough. (Phil laughs)
Wilbur: Oh, that is, that is an interesting point.
Phil: Isn't it? Yeah. They, they — he's literally the reason why we all like, found each other, essentially.
Wilbur: Do, do the — does chat know this story?
Phil: Which one?
Wilbur: Of, um, when me and you were put on the team together? (Phil laughs)
So Keem, Keem went through a bit — We had a, a Twitter group chat where, uh, all of the —
Phil: I have nightmares about that Twitter group chat.
Wilbur: — Where all the Minecraft Monday participants would, uh, elect who they would want to play with next, right? — Sorry. Someone's said that my audio's off today. Is the audio fine chat? Let me know. — But anyway, um, uh, he basically gave us a group chat where we could all, uh, we could all, uh, pick our teammates so we could all be like, "Oh, I wanna be with Wisp." Or "I wanna be with Phil," you know? — Okay. Audio's fine. Sick. — And, uh, and I remember, uh, Keemstar kind of, faded away from this chat and stopped focusing on it for a while.
I think he had other stuff going on, which meant that they ended up running rampant and people like me were able to get into the event despite not having 2000 viewers, which was the rule. (Wilbur and Phil laugh) The rule was to have 2000 viewers. And, uh, so people like me were able to get in, in this period, and, uh, uh, eventually he changed, Keemstar changed his motive and decided to really focus on, uh, on Minecraft Monday again, and in this time where he was really focusing, he came back on and he basically just scathingly reviewed all the teams, right?
Which is what you should do as a, as a, as a organiser. But, um, when he got to me and Phil, and this is — I have the screenshot, Phil. (Phil laughs) He, he, he, he found me in Phil's team and he took a picture of it and put in the chat. "Is this okay, guys? Wilbur and Philza are hardcore players!" (Phil and Wilbur laugh) Which is one of my favourite memories of when —
Phil: It was so funny.
Wilbur: — Me and Phil were put together on a team.
Phil: I remember you sent me a screenshot of it like, immediately, being like, "Phil. Phil. Phil. Look at this. Look at this."
Wilbur: I was like, "Phil, Phil —" I can't, I like — you know, when you see the funniest thing you've seen and you just don't know how to respond? Like, it was just like, I was looking dead in the eyes of the funniest thing I'd ever seen, and I just didn't, I couldn't laugh. I was like, "This is just — Keemstar called me a hardcore player. I — how can I, how can I recover? Like, how can I even laugh at this?"
Phil: Like, he was genuinely worried we were gonna just stomp on the, on the competition. (Phil laughs)
Wilbur: But yeah, you —
Phil: And we ended up leaving like, before the tournament even ended, 'cause we were like, "Oh man, our viewers are dropping. We gotta leave, or — "
Wilbur: Yeah. So, we —
Phil: "he's gonna kick us."
Wilbur: We were, we knew. So we died in the last game and — which was survival games — which was the majority of the games for Minecraft Monday. It was like, "We have six rounds! Five of them are survival games!" (Phil and Wilbur laugh) but um —
Phil: One is "Find the Button."
Wilbur: Exactly. But on the last one, the survival games, we died really quickly and we both had like, a thousand viewers, and we were like, "Fuck, we need to, we need to leave."
So we just ended stream so that our concurrent viewers wouldn't drop — drop too low and Keemstar wouldn't shout at us. (Phil laughs) But yeah. Um, so we're — go on, you, you met Techno first, I believe, right? You were the — you teamed with him first in Minecraft Monday. What was that like? You won!
Phil: Yeah, we won. Yeah. It was, it was hilarious.
I remember the, the message he sent me was like, I, I was looking at it the other day, actually. I was like, look, looking through old DM's and stuff.
Wilbur: Yeah.
Phil: Um, (Phil clears his throat) and he's like — Uh, let's see, hold on — he said something along the lines of —
Wilbur: I've been looking through old DM's recently too.
Phil: — He said, he said something along the lines of like — Oh yeah. — So like, after the event, he was like, "We destroyed so hard that I feel guilty about it. (Wilbur and Phil start laughing) Those people had families. Lmao."
It was just like — The whole time, like in the call beforehand as well, he was just like, "Phil, we gotta destroy." And I was like, "All right. Yep. I, I can do good. I, I did like, Hunger Games. I know what I'm doing." And he's like, “No, Phil. We have to annihilate them. They've had it good for too long."
'Cause they kept teaming him with like, I, I don't wanna say bad players, but just people that weren't as skilful as him or like —
Wilbur: Yeah.
Phil: — As knowledgeable at the game, to like, try and nerf him.
Wilbur: Mm-hmm.
Phil: And then he gets me and he like, he, he's, he's literally like, "How did you slip through the cracks? (Wilbur giggles) How did you, how did you —" 'cause like he's, he's seen my videos and he knows I'm like, I know the game enough to be, to, to —
Wilbur: You're a hardcore player! (Wilbur and Philza laugh)
Phil: — Yeah. Caught in the queue.
Wilbur: Yeah.
Phil: So yeah, he, he found that very funny.
Wilbur: That's sick. I, um, I watched back, me and Techno's first game, which I, I recommend you guys doing in the chat, if you, if you wanna see my first ever time speaking to Techno. 'Cause it was, it was, it was really scary for me, 'cause I, I went through a phase in 2019 of watching Bed Wars videos.
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: Uh, and so I'd obviously seen like, a bit of Technoblade before like, Minecraft Monday.
And I remember I, um, uh, I, I was playing with JackSucksAtLife in one of them. And — my bottle is creaking. Can you hear that? (Wilbur holds the bottle up to the mic, which is indeed creaking, as air slowly escapes)
Phil: Yeah. What was that? Is that the sound of it like, leaking air?
Wilbur: It, it, it's just water. It's a water bottle. I dunno why it's doing that (Phil laughs) — But anyway, um, I was, I was on a team with JackSucksAtLife and I'd just released my "Minecraft, but the water level rises" video and, um, uh, we were playing survival games.
I was one of the last alive, and I hid like, in a corner and Technoblade put in the chat. "Can you make the water rise?" Like, "who wants to organise that?" and I remember getting so excited. I was like, "Oh my God, he's seen my videos!" I was like, "He's seen my videos! Technoblade knows me!" I was so excited. And, um, he followed me on Twitter.
So I, um, I messaged him being like, "Yo, for the next —" MCM? Did we call it MCM? That means Man Crush Monday, doesn't it?
Phil: I think we just call it MM like Minecraft Monday.
Wilbur: We didn't call it MM did we? — Anyway, but for the —
Phil: In, in text we did. Yeah. But —
Wilbur: — For the, for, yeah, well yeah, "for the next, um, for the next ComicCon, MCM, (Phil and Wilbur laugh) uh, could, could, could — Do you wanna be on a team together?"
And, um, and he immediately was like, "Yes. I do wanna be on a team together." And I was like, "This is the best day." And, uh, I remember I was visiting my mum on the day of Minecraft Monday, and obviously Minecraft Monday started at like, 9:00 PM, but when we say started at 9:00 PM, I mean started at 11:00 PM (Wilbur and Phil laugh) 'cause it just would never start at the time it was supposed to.
Phil: Such a, such a poorly run tournament.
Wilbur: It was, it was pretty, pretty scuffed, but it was — I still had a really good time. I, I —
Phil: Yeah. Same.
Wilbur: — It was such an important stepping stone, in, in — As, as a career point of view for me, Minecraft Monday, 'cause I was, I was just a little, ittle baby boy on YouTube, you know? I wasn't — I, I, I snuck through the cracks. I was only allowed into four Man Crush Mondays (Phil snorts) before, before they realized I didn't have the viewer count and kicked me out.
Phil: Keem started getting real, real, real angry.
Wilbur: I don't think he was angry. I think he was just, he j — he cared — he went through phases of caring about the tournament a lot, and then focusing on other things.
Phil: I remember him talking in all caps and screaming, "WHO IS THIS?!"
Wilbur: Yeah, he like, he like told us off a couple times like, like —
Phil: Yeah, like, "I don't know who this is!"
Wilbur: — disciplined, disciplined like a teacher, which was kind of strange, but, you know, I, I have, no, I have no ill will towards him for that, for any of the Minecraft Monday stuff. I had a really good time and I, I owe him a lot.
Phil: Ah, same, cause like, the tournament itself, we owe it a lot, 'cause like —
Wilbur: Yeah, I know. We do.
Phil: — We got to meet like, so many people —
Wilbur: Meeting my best friends, you know, like, it's —
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: But, um, but I remember, uh, I, I took the train back from my mum's house to London, on the day, and I remember I sat on the train and I couldn't even listen to my music 'cause I was so excited. (Phil laughs)
I was like, I was so excited to be playing with Techno. I've told this story, I think, before, I was on the train, and I was like, I was like, bouncing pretty much, 'cause I was like, "I can't believe I'm gonna be playing in Minecraft Monday with Technoblade." And I was like, "This is gonna be so exciting. I can't wait."
And it was partly because I, I, I was like, you know, there's this Bed Wars YouTuber that I know of that's really good and I can't wait to meet him, but also secondly, 'cause I was like, "I might fucking finally win." (Phil and Wilbur laugh) I was like, "I might win. I might win." And um, yeah, it was really fun. It was really exciting. And I remember getting there and I hopped on a call with him, with Techno, and I remember he said something really funny.
It's the very first thing I said, very first thing, but I don't remember what it was. I think I've told this story before, I can — I need to go back and re-watch myself telling this story 'cause I remember he said something funny, but I don't remember what it was and I really wish I did — but I remember the minute I spoke to him, I was like, "Okay. I like this guy."
Like the minute — the very first thing he said, it tickled me in such a way that I was like, "Okay, I like — This guy's sick. This guy's, this guy's cool as hell," (Wilbur laughs)
Phil: Yep.
Wilbur: But, um —
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: I don't remember what it was. It was something along the lines of, it was something along the lines of like, me asking him if I should go live and his response being like, (imitating Techno) "No, I'd like to go live first, please. Just so I can get good viewership." Like he wanted to make sure he had the — enough viewers to, to par. And I remember just thinking, "Okay, that's funny." It was something along those lines.
Phil: Some, some clout related, uh, comment.
Wilbur: Something clout related. Yeah. And, um, yeah. Uh, I, we played together. I watched the entire stream, actually.
It was very funny. We like, you can tell we were both kind of nervous. Uh, but then afterwards he, we mentioned on the stream that we played TF2, and, um, afterwards he actually DM'd me, which I was very excited about, 'cause no one ever, no one ever DM's me first, you know, after — Bear in mind, I was on like, SMP Live, I was, I was like a small fry on SMP Live, who was like, (Phil makes a noise of agreement and acknowledgement) you know, I normally had to beg people to be in videos with me. And, um — Someone just said my shirt blends in with the background. (Wilbur laughs) I'm just disappearing into my wall (Phil laughs) — but, um, yeah, so when Techno reached out to me first and he said, uh, I remember he was just, he, he basically said that — I asked him why, 'cause obviously XQC was really good and he would win it a lot. And he played a lot with this guy called Moxi. So I asked him, um —
Phil: Yep.
Wilbur: — "Why don't you just play with like, someone really good every time?" And his reasoning was, and I remember this, was he was like, "I —," he was like, (imitating Techno) "Dude, this is not just an opportunity for me to make a lot of money, winning tournaments, but also, it's an opportunity for me to make a lot of friends."
And he was just — he just wanted to make loads of friends, I remember. So that's why he would, he would always take up new teammates and, and try out everyone he possibly could. And, uh, and yeah, and then afterwards, he was like, "Do you wanna play TF2?" And I was like, "Fuck yeah." (Phil chuckles) and, uh, and then this, this crazy disease swept the world, (Wilbur and Phil laugh) uh, and, uh, this, uh, this, uh, yeah, and, and we were all locked inside, and it was, we had, we made a Discord Groups chat of like, me, you, Techno, Niki, Fundy, and a bunch of others. Sorry, if I've forgotten, uh, the other people.
But we, we made a big, we made a big one and we, and we played a lot games. What games did we used to play Phil? It wasn't just TF2.
Phil: Um, we played, what was that strategy game where, like, you have to sell stuff to each other and fight barbarians?
Wilbur: Civ 5? (Wilbur starts laughing)
Phil: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We played that.
Wilbur: Techno hated Civ 5.
Phil: He fucking hated it so much.
Wilbur: Techno hated Civ 5, man. (Phil starts laughing) Holy shit. It's not, it's not even like it's, that's not even the, the worst of it though. There was, there was one game called Battle, right. Which I was really into. It's like a mob-er. Well, not even a much of a mob-er, more of just a battle arena game.
Phil: Oh, I remember that.
Wilbur: Yeah, I —
Phil: I remember you getting me into that for a little bit.
Wilbur: I really like it. Well, I, I really liked it. I don't really know if it's got a player base anymore, but like, I was, I was — I, I, I remember I got Technoblade into it cause I was like, "This is up his alleyway." It's like, loads of like, reflex, skill over, over strategy play, you know, it's just like, quick skill stuff. Like, it doesn't — you don't — it doesn't matter how well, you know the maps. It doesn't matter how well you do this. All that matters is that you're skilled at the game. And then everything else just comes naturally. And I was like, "Technoblade, please play this with me. You'll love it."
He played one round with me. He didn't understand the controls, 'cause he was learning. (Phil starts laughing) He still got a kill! But he didn't understand what he was doing. And then afterwards he just went quiet and I was like —
Phil: He rage quit.
Wilbur: — "Do you wanna do a second round? And he went, (imitating Techno) "I'm already uninstalling." (Phil and Wilbur laugh)
Phil: Yeah. He — he quit.
Wilbur: He just uninstalled! He just, I always used to, I used to make fun of Techno quite a lot. I always used to tell him, (Wilbur giggles) I used to tell him if, if he wasn't immediately good at something, he hated it, and it's true —
Phil: It was true though. It was very —
Wilbur: If he doesn't — If Techno wasn't immediately good at a video game, he refused to fucking play it. Which —
Phil: Yeah. He —
Wilbur: — Which did mean any game you did play with Technoblade, he was just amazing at. He was just really good.
Phil: Yeah. If he, if he, if he recommended we play a game, it was because he was really good. (Phil laughs)
Wilbur: Yep. Yep. Yep.
I was very surprised when he did his, um, Mountain Blade series on his channel.
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: Cause I was like, "This is a new game. This is a new game, Techno. I dunno how well you are gonna be at this."
We both used to play, um, Mountain Blade on like, share screen sometimes. And it was, it was a lot of fun. It was, we both liked Mountain Blade a lot. I kind of —
Phil: I liked watching him play it. It was fun. I wouldn't have liked playing it myself —
Wilbur: No. No. No.
Phil: — But watching him play. It was pretty funny.
Wilbur: No, I kind of, I’d kind of like to start a, um, Banner Lord or War Band campaign on Twitch. I might do it like, a few months from now, though.
Phil: Yeah, that would be fun.
Wilbur: I'd like to, to pick up the torch a bit on that. That would be really nice. Because I do love that game a lot. And that's like, me and him used to play together a lot, but we can't leave out the classic game. You know it. I know it.
Phil: What TF2?
Wilbur: TF2. (Phil laughs) TF2 was our, our like, that was our home for me, you, and Techno. You, you —
Phil: Yeah. Especially during quarantine.
Wilbur: Yeah. We were locked in our room. I was eating Papa John's every day. I —
Phil: (Phil sighs) I still can't believe you did that.
Wilbur: — I gained like, I gained like, like so much weight. (Wilbur and Phil laugh) Just eating Papa John's. It's 'cause they — there was a Papa John's next to my flat. I can actually show you, should I just show where I used to live? Hold on, let me, let me bring up Google maps. Alright.
You've gone quiet. (Wilbur giggles)
Phil: Hmm? Um —
Wilbur: You've gone — Oh, I thought you were being like "You're doxxing yourself in the past."
Phil: No, it's I trust — It's okay. No, I trust you could — you wouldn't do it if you didn't —
Wilbur: I know how to show, I know how to show my house. I don't know who lives there now. Please don't harass them. Uh, This (Wilbur and Phil laugh) — So, this is, uh, so this is where I used to live.
Is that coming through, alright? Can you guys see? Yeah, there we go. Uh — oh, I've got the sub-goal up, let me get rid of that — Okay. Uh, so this is where, this is where I used to live. That is the window. So you see this wall here? That was, that was the wall with the big mirror on it. And then the wall that separates here — can you even see the box that I'm making? I don't know.
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: That is where Clock used to go on the, on the wall. And this window was like, to my left. If I looked to my left, I'd be looking out that window, right? And in this little room in — by the way, this is where I was (Wilbur laughs) — It's really fucking built up, right? But in this little room, in this little place, I had all my time with Techno and Phil playing TF2.
And if we go up this road, (Phil starts laughing) we will see the Papa John's, (Wilbur and Phil laugh) and I literally would, I would order for collect in my room — that is Home Home, chat. You're right. That is Home — That is the original Home Home. — Uh, (reading chat) "it looks like a prison." It was really cheap accommodation. (Phil laughs) It was, when I was living there I was paying something like £450 a month. Which, for the middle of London, that's —
Phil: That's fucking cheap.
Wilbur: — Really cheap.
I pay more now, not in the middle of London, so — But, um, yeah, there was, I used to order for collect, uh, and then I would — I'd just play TF2 and then I'd get a call on my phone, and the, and then the man who knew my fucking name would say, "Hello, William!" and he'd go, "Your pizza is ready! Come down!" And I'd go down. (Phil laughs)
I'd walk over to the Papa John's, and they'd all wear gloves, and what they'd do is they'd put the pizza on the ground outside and you'd go and get it. It was that weird period of COVID where that was literally all anyone could do.
Phil: Yeah that was such a weird — Everyone was so scared.
Wilbur: Yeah.
Phil: Where it was like, it's — no contact at all.
Wilbur: Yeah. And I remember it was like, 'cause that area of London's really busy, uh, because it's like the — in — it's like, the commercial like, office district of London, and —
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: — Still, everyone like, there was just no one there. It was weird.
Anyway, uh, we played TF2 (Phil sniffs) and I remember Techno could — trying to convince you for ages to get it, it was, it was Techno that sort of, led trying to get you to get TF2, right?
Phil: Yeah, pretty much.
Wilbur: And you —
Phil: I was like, "Uhhhh,"
Wilbur: And you downloaded it and fucking smashed sniper. (Wilbur giggles)
Phil: Yeah. I, I, I — a lot of skill from other games can cross over to TF2 or any FPS game for that matter, as long as it's simple enough, and I was just quite happy playing the sniper guy.
Wilbur: Yeah.
Phil: Clicking on heads.
Wilbur: Yeah. Uh, that was, it was really fun. I, I, I remember that was, that was really good. And, um —
Phil: We just joined like, random public lobbies and stuff and, um —
Wilbur: It was at the height of hacking too.
Phil: (Phil coughs) Oh God. Yeah. The, the, the, the funniest thing, uh, that I remember that Techno used to do, uh, when we played TF2 is like, we'd like, be joking around and you'd, you'd do that thing that you'd always do.
You'd be like, (putting on a voice) "Guys, I know Technoblade, he, he, he," (Wilbur laughs) and then like, and then, then people would be like, "You don't know Techno! What, whatever." And then you'd be like, "Techno, Techno, say something!" And then Techno would just go on the mic and go, (imitating Techno) "Hellooooooo."
Phil: Yeah. (imitating Techno) "Yooooooo," But, like the, the funniest thing that Techno did when we played TF2, that I noticed like, early on, was, um, we'd just be —
Wilbur: He used to hate when I did that.
Phil: — chatting — What, sorry?
Wilbur: I was just saying he used to hate it when I did that. When I, when I used to make him — (Wilbur and Phil laugh)
Phil: He got, he got angry at you a few times.
Wilbur: Yeah, he —
Phil: He's like, "Can you stop. Wil, stop. Please. Please. We need to capture the point. Please!" (Phil coughs) but like, uh, I remember very, very like, vividly, uh, the first like, really funny moment that happened with us in TF2. (Wilbur mmms in warmth)
Uh, we were just like, chatting as we normally did, just like, (Phil sniffs) about random crap, and then Techno would just go quiet for like, a solid two minutes and like, every now and again, we'll just hear this. (noises of Phil typing violently at a keyboard, Wilbur laughs)
Like that. And then —
Wilbur: Yes! Oh, I completely forgot that.
Phil: And then, and then this — the moment he got like, a 4k, like, you'd kill about like four or five people, um, like, it, it was specifically this one game type as well. It was the one where you have to like, push the, uh —
Wilbur: Payload.
Phil: — package, the payload. Yeah.
Wilbur: Payload, yeah.
Phil: And he would, uh, he would kill like, a bunch of the other, the enemy team. And then immediately after getting like, a lotta kills in a row —
Wilbur: I know what you're going to say.
Phil: — He would just be like, (imitating Techno through a bad mic connection) "Guys, push, push, push the payload guys, guys," like, over the in-game mic like, really loud.
Wilbur: We, we'd be arguing politics or something. We'd be like, I'd be like, we'd, I'd be like, talking about (Wilbur laughs) like, the conservative government and then all you'd hear is Techno talking over the in-game chat.
He'd just lean into the mic and go, (imitating Techno) "Dispenser down. Push!"
Wilbur: And he'd, he'd always say "Dispenser down." For those of you who — that don't play TF2, a dispenser is not like, a key part of the game. Normally you'd say like, "Sentry down," or like, or like, "Heavy down," or like, "Medic down," or something, but he'd always go (imitating Techno) "Dispenser down. Push!" (Phil hmms in recognition and warmth) And, and then just to get everybody — which was his way of saying "I've just dominated the entire enemy team. Can you guys do something now?"
Phil: Yeah, "Stop hiding. Come out and push the payload with me. I have just murdered the entire team." (Wilbur and Phil laugh)
Wilbur: I need to tell my flower girl story. I really wanted to tell it today.
Phil: Oh, I like the flower girl story. That, that was so funny.
Wilbur: So I, this was done a few times and Technoblade hated — Well, he didn't hate it, but he used to get embarrassed by it.
Phil: He, he, he, he liked it the first time, 'cause it was just so random.
Wilbur: Yeah.
Phil: And then like, you kept doing it. (Phil laughs)
Wilbur: Yeah. And um, I kept, I didn't stop, but what I'd do is I'd join, uh, the Bed Wars lobbies or whichever one, normally like, Sky Battle or something, and uh, I'd um, I'd, I'd nic myself as like, Flowergirl42 or something, (Phil chuckles) and then pick a random skin of like, a girl, or a default skin.
And I'd, I'd have like, a grey name on Hipixel, which is like, no, no donos or anything, you haven't got a rank, and I'd join the lobby and I'd be like, "Hey guys. I know Technoblade." And then most people would just fucking ignore me, but then I'd keep saying it. I'd just keep going, "I know Technoblade," and then they'd go "Shut up. No, you don't,"
Phil: "Shut up, Flowergirl!"
Wilbur: "Stop looking for attention, kid. You don't know Technoblade," and I'd go. "I do. I can prove it." And they'd go, "Okay. Prove it." And then I'd get Techno to join the lobby and he'd go — and then he'd just type in the chat. (imitating Techno) "Hey, Flowergirl42," and I'd go, "Hey, Techno." And everyone in the chat would be like, "What the fuck? Flowergirl knows Technoblade?!" (Wilbur and Phil laugh, Wilbur claps his hand against his thigh in his enthusiasm )
Phil: It was so funny. It — This was before I had YouTube rank, so I couldn't join the lobby. I just had to watch on your, uh, just on stream.
Wilbur: And they'd freak out, all of these like, Hipixel fans were just like, the chat would just like, erupt in like, people going, "What the fuck?! Is this pig ++ person joining?" (Wilbur laughs)
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: Yeah. And, and on, um, Sky Block too, I used to, this was, this was one I've never actually told, but, uh, later on, on Sky Block, what me and Techno used to do is, Techno would join, and then I'd join nicced and —
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: — And Techno would go into the chat and — I'd be called like, like, HughRalphy2004 or something, and then they'd say, and then Techno would join and say, "Hey everyone, go give HughRalphy2004 all your items."
And then they'd all go, "Oh my God, Technoblade's here!" And they'd all go and give me stuff. I think my Hipixel Sky Block account — I've never been to my island, but I have like, millions of coins. I have like, millions of coins. I have every item you can think of, all 'cause Technoblade used to bring me on nicced and tell everyone to give me all of their stuff.
Phil: Just feed you items.
Wilbur: Yeah. That was very fun. But TF2 was um — and obviously, that's where the Sleepy Bois came from. (Wilbur sniffs)
Phil: Yep. Yep. It was, it was —
Wilbur: Can you tell that story?
Phil: — Really late.
Yeah. Yeah. It, it went — It was, it kind of like, branched off from, um, us playing TF2, didn't it? Like, (Phil sniffs) we, um, we stayed up like, really, really fucking late one night. Um, it was like, I wanna say at like 4:00 AM or 3:00 AM or something stupid for us. Um, and so it was pretty late for Techno 'cause obviously time difference.
Wilbur: Yeah. It's like, 8:00 PM, if it was 4:00 AM here.
Phil: And I remember we were just like, chatting and we were taking, uh, Techno on like, a tour of England like, you were showing him your old house —
Wilbur: Yeah.
Phil: — and stuff and, and like, where you grew up. And then I was showing him where I grew up and like, all the cool stuff near me. It was like —
Wilbur: Mm-hmm.
Phil: — and then eventually it just devolved into just “funny image,” like, “post funny image” —
Wilbur: Yeah. Yeah.
Phil: — in Discord, like it always did — (Phil laughs and sniffs)
Wilbur: Yep.
Phil: — Um, and then it was you that posted the image, wasn't it? And then —
Wilbur: Yeah, the, the, fish being fed.
Phil: — Yeah. And he just immediately came out with, "I am the fish and the spoon is victory," (Phil laughs)
Wilbur: And then, and then I made him tweet it. (Phil and Wilbur laugh)
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: And I was like, "Hey, Techno. Tweet that."
Phil: You found, you found it so funny, and you were like, "Please Te — Techno, please. You have to tweet that. You have to tweet that."
Wilbur: And he was like, (imitating Techno) "Hmm, I'm not sure. I dunno,"
Phil: And then you tweeted it as well, and Techno was like (imitating Techno) "Hmm. I dunno,"
Wilbur: And then you tweeted it, and then you said "this post brought you by the Sleepy Bois Incorporated."
Phil: Yeah. 'cause like we were just so fucking tired (Wilbur hmms in agreement) and I could see — 'cause like we all posted at the same time — And uh, this is, this is when we had like, a smaller, I wanna say a smaller following, so it was like, uh, it was like, a couple of thousand likes over the course of like —
Wilbur: Yep.
Phil: — five to ten minutes.
Wilbur: Yeah. It wasn't a 10K'er as we'd call it.
Phil: Yeah. (Phil laughs) And we were like, "Holy shit. Oh my God. Look at, look at them freaking out." And I, and I was like, "I feel bad for them. I'm gonna give them some context."
Wilbur: Yeah.
Phil: 'Cause they were just so confused. Like, "What does this mean?!"
Wilbur: Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Phil: We were just laughing the whole time.
Wilbur: It was, um, it was funny. Yeah. We used to, we used to really strategize Twitter.
I think it was Tommy who came up with the phrase like, "Is it a 10K'er," whenever we would say something funny, when it was —
Phil: Yeah, I remember with Tommy it was definitely like, he was, he was moreso on the, on the, the side of the numbers.
Wilbur: He loved the system, man. He loved it.
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: And he was really annoyed when I quit. I remember. (Phil and Wilbur laugh) But, um, every time something funny was said, and I'd be like, "You should tweet that," he'd go, (imitating Tommy) "Mm, but it — would it be a 10K'er?"
And so it became, it became a thing. Whenever someone said a good joke, we'd be like, "that's a 10K'er," right? We're like "That's a 10K'er!" (Phil and Wilbur laugh)
Uh, but, um, yeah, so the Sleepy Bois and then Minecraft Championship.
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: Technoblade was my guy. He was my teammate, uh, for Season One. I think me and him were together almost every time, except for like, three. I think I wasn't with him about three times.
Phil: Well, like the, the first ever MCC he wasn't in. And, uh, we, we just, we just invited him in.
Wilbur: Yeah. (Wilbur starts laughing)
Phil: Without the knowledge of the organisers. I —
Wilbur: Oh, yeah. Wait, can I tell this one? Cause I —
Phil: Yeah, go on. (Phil laughs)
Wilbur: So, (Wilbur sniffs) in the very first MCC, MCC 1, it was me, Phil, JackSucksAtLife, and Ryguyrocky on a team. And, uh, we were, (Wilbur coughs) uh, uh, we, we were basically, um, uh — Sorry, what was I saying?
Phil: You're talking about our team. It was me, you, Ryguyrocky, and JackSucksAtLife.
Wilbur: Yeah. Sorry. Yeah, we were, we we're in the last game and, um —
Phil: Yeah, it was Hunger Games.
Wilbur: Yeah. And, uh, (Wilbur chuckles and sniffs) and uh, uh, we — and Techno joined our chat and was like — I think it was your chat, actually — and he was like, "What the hell is this? How'd you get me into this event? This looks great."
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: And I was like, and I was like, "Oh, we can just get you in now." And so I just, I just generated the Discord link and just sent it to Techno, and Techno just joined the server despite never having been invited or played a game, to the point where, when MCC 2 came around and Techno was invited, Scott sent him the link and he just went, (imitating Techno) "Oh, no, thank you. I'm already in." He was just, "I don't need the link." (Phil laughs) We just, I just added him in. (Wilbur laughs )
Phil: So funny.
Wilbur: Yeah. But, um, yeah, the — Me and Techno were inseparable. We were MCC 2, MCC 3, 4, 5. I don't — I think it was pretty much every single one up until about like, 8 or something. It was me and Techno every time, but then 4, that was the big one. (Wilbur yawns)
4 was where it was me, you, Techno, and Tommy, and we made a rule that if we did well, Tommy would become an official member of the Sleepy Boi's.
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: Cause it was just me, you, and Techno. And we won! We won the entire thing. And uh, I see a lot of people talking about that, um, that MCC and being like — 'cause some people say it was like, the best MCC, right? A lot of people say it was like, the best one, but then there are a lot of other people that say it was like, really hard to watch because of like, how mean we're being to each other. (Phil laughs) But for context, and, and, and by "mean we're being to each other." I mean, “mean I'm being to Tommy.” I would like to say for context, (Wilbur starts laughing) this was the middle of COVID.
I had spent day in, day out, in my bedroom talking to that group of people, right?
Phil: Yeah. We were like family at that point. It was ridiculous.
Wilbur: So, We — Yeah, we were, we like, when Tommy pissed me off, I'd let him know. And it wasn't like, a — it wasn't a scary thing. It wasn't like, you know, and like — 'cause he would, he'd do it on purpose a lot of the time.
Phil: Yeah. He would. He would push your buttons —
Wilbur: Yeah.
Phil: — to try and get you, get, get you to like, pop off at him.
Wilbur: 'Cause he knew that it was deep down making me laugh —
Phil: Yeah. (Phil and Wilbur laugh)
Wilbur: — But I was just, I was so — so a lot of the time I'm telling him to shut up and stuff and I'm like — and I see loads of people like, being, being like, "Oh yeah. I used to really like it, but I watched it back and Wil's so mean to Tommy."
I encourage you to watch it — It means you probably watched back Techno's point of view. — Watch back Tommy's point of view and look at that kid's face when I'm (Phil laughs) so, so called "being mean" to him. I was definitely being mean, (Wilbur laughs) but like, if you look at his face, he's trying to make me — he's like, he's got a little smile on most of the time, he's, he's poking my buttons, and then we won, and we all celebrate together, so, yeah.
Phil: Yeah. That was a lot of fun.
Wilbur: (Wilbur sniffs) Yeah.
Phil: It's where the, the famous line, "Just killed a woman, feeling good!" came from. (Phil laughs)
Wilbur: Of course, of course. Classic, classic Tommyinnit moment.
Phil: And when, and when Tommy lied about having the granite or something and like —
Wilbur: Oh yeah! (Wilbur and Phil break out in laughter)
Phil: I just like, lost —
Wilbur: Techno was so pissed. It's — so were you actually, but I didn't — I was already away with the fucking moon at that point. I was just, I wasn't paying attention at that point. (Wilbur and Phil laugh)
Phil: I remember I was just like, so blinded with rage that Tommy like, had just lied and got — and lost us like, what? I dunno, like 10 points and then Techno was just like, (imitating Techno) "Guys, guys. Please stop, stop arguing. Guys —"
Wilbur: That's kind of, that kind of sums up our entire dynamic pretty well.
Phil: Techno Try-Harding and, uh, me getting angry.
Wilbur: Yeah. You saying —You saying, "Tommy, that's — you've, you've — why did you say that? What are you doing?" Tommy trying to explain himself, but digging a deeper hole, me singing something in the background most likely, (Phil laughs) and, and Techno going, (imitating Techno) "Guys, please stop fighting. We need to pay attention. We're gonna lose."
Phil: (also imitating Techno) "We need to win video games."
Wilbur: That was the dynamic. That was comp — that was totally the dynamic. Um, uh, yeah. Then after MCC, I, I think after, I think MCC period was, was pretty — went on until pretty recently, right? I mean, it's not really too, too much — but there was a period where we did play less games together.
Uh, sort of when COVID restrictions started to go down, I think the best, the best marker point for when we started like, not hanging out every day was about the time we started doing Tommy's vlogs.
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: So when we started filming Tommy's vlogs and going — especially like, me and Phil were in a lot of them — we stopped showing up to the Discord quite a lot.
Uh, we still obviously hung out and spoke and were friends, but there was a big period where we, uh, we sort of, we didn't really hang out every day. (Wilbur clears his throat) Which is to be expected, you know, that's, that's how the lines of life go. You know, you, sometimes you go towards each other and move away and, you know, you just gotta be thankful for the times you've been towards each other.
And, um, uh, what are — Do you have any memories between, between then, that you can think of?
Phil: Uh, I was thinking of SMP Earth, that happened like, but that was like —
Wilbur: Oh! That was before MCC.
Phil: That was before MCC. Yeah. We kind of jumped the, jumped the gun a bit there.
Wilbur: I forgot about M, M — Yeah. SMP Earth. I did like how eventually everyone quit SMP Earth to the point where it was just me, you, Techno, Tommy, and VoiceoverPete playing, (Wilbur and Phil laugh) and all of us were equidistant from each other.
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: Like, we were all as far away as we could possibly be. And it ended up like, all of the big strife on the server was between those people, and like, Charlie was on and stuff.
There were a few people still playing, but it was, it, it, it became very barren very quickly, but it was, it was still really fun. And I still remember Techno saying that he, the only reason he, he was like, so keen on joining was cause he wanted to hang out with us more.
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: Because this was before we'd started like, hanging out a lot.
This was like, just before Christmas 2020, I think.
Phil: Mm-hmm.
Wilbur: And yeah.
Phil: It was like, November 20 — 22nd.
Wilbur: Yeah.
Phil: I'm looking at messages now.
Wilbur: Oh. Yeah. That was —
Phil: Like, like the messages that I sent — 'cause um, the whole like, me f — joining, uh, Techno in the Antarctic was just kind of, it wasn't planned —
Wilbur: Mm-hmm.
Phil: — beforehand or anything. I was being hunted, uh, by like, a group of players.
Wilbur: Mm-hmm.
Phil: And I, and I mess — I — in just a desperate attempt to, to like, get help. I message Techno, 'cause I was like, "Oh, he'll help."
Wilbur: Yeah.
Phil: And he’s like, "Okay, Philza. We got this. Alliance pact formed." (Phil and Wilbur laugh) Uh, and he said he was being followed as well, so we like, made a, made the Antarctic Empire and just like, joined up. Started wrecking shit.
Wilbur: Yeah. Techno's — Techno's MO has always been make and maintain friends. That's been like, his — that was his MO you know, whatever, whatever it cost. If he, if he thought that you were, you know, down to earth or chill, he just made it his mission to just be your friend, which was always really nice. He always, he always made you feel very wanted, Technoblade did, you know —
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: — He never like, he never aired a message or like, took too long to reply, to a point where I'd send him memes and he would just respond with pictures of his own emotes. (Wilbur and Philza laugh)
Phil: Yeah. He loved doing that.
Wilbur: He wouldn't even say anything. He'd just send back a, uh, he'd just send back a picture of, um, of like, his —
Phil: His little pig.
Wilbur: — his little pig character pogging. (Phil laughs)
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: Yeah.
Phil: That was the funniest, dude. Always like, Talk and Twitch emotes, (Wilbur mm-hmm’s in agreement) even though he was a YouTuber.
Wilbur: And then, do you remember when we did that video of the, uh, gravity mod for Techno's channel?
Phil: Yeah. Yeah.
Wilbur: Holy —
Phil: I was, I was surprised that ever came out. I was just —
Wilbur: I was gonna say it was —
Phil: I was like, this is never getting made. There's four POVs.
Wilbur: It was a fucking mess to — it was, it was like —
Phil: It was so funny.
Wilbur: So we, we went into it and the, the — you wouldn't be able to tell from the video, but the recording was about three hours. But like, not because it was a difficult mod or any fault of Techno, it was just basically me and Tommy's fault, essentially. (Wilbur and Phil chuckle)
You were joining in, to be fair at one point, Phil, towards the end.
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: But you were at least trying to be — keep it together for Techno, but me and Tommy were just fucking around the whole time.
Phil: Yep.
Wilbur: And like, there was one point where we had just started, just saying things he couldn't put in videos. Like, obviously nothing like, offensive, but like, stuff he'd have to cut because it was like, too personal or like, gave away a secret or something.
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: And every time he'd speak, me and Tommy would just go, "Oh, just like this!" And we'd just mention something that he couldn't include in the video. (Phil laughs) To the point where it was — there was a classic "Guys, please," (Wilbur laughs) "Guys, please, stop,"
Phil: (imitating Techno) "Guys, please,"
Wilbur: "Stop doing this."
And um, I remember when we were, uh — At the end of that video, you may notice, I go really quiet and you can't — I don't talk anymore. It was genuinely — I was just falling asleep at my desk.
Phil: Yeah, you were, you were exhausted.
Wilbur: I was so tired. It was like, we were on hour four and I was just falling into the sky over and over again.
Phil: Yeah. (Phil sniffs)
Wilbur: Yeah, and —
Phil: That was a lot of fun though. It was, it was still like really —
Wilbur: It was a lot of fun.
Phil: I think like, my favourite bit out of that was, um, like, when we go to the Nether.
Wilbur: Mm-hmm.
Phil: And I'm, I'm like, I've got the ceiling like, gravity thing. So I'm just running on the roof of the Nether and like, mining stuff and it's falling down onto Techno, who's below, and he's like, just farming all the things.
Wilbur: Yeah, I remember that. I remember that. (Wilbur clears his throat) There was uh, (Phil clears his throat) then there was Dream SMP, obviously. (Phil sniffs)
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: Which Techno, uh, Techno joined and immediately, immediately, uh — so we didn't actually know Techno was gonna join on the day that he joined. We knew he was on the server and gonna join at some point. But, uh, he, he, his first one was when me and Tommy get exiled, right?
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: And, and at one point Tommy's like, "What are we gonna do? We need someone to help us." And then it just says, "Technoblade joined the game." And Techno joins our VC and me and Tommy's reaction is, it's like, completely genuine. Like, we're like, "What the fuck?!" Like — (Phil giggles)
Phil: Yeah. That was good.
Wilbur: And then there's the railings. The Pogtopia railings. I kept — you weren't on yet.
Phil: No.
Wilbur: But I kept, uh, I kept, uh, falling off of the stairs that, that I'd made, so Techno built some railings for me, some old man — Well, originally railings so that young people don't keep falling and I was like —
Phil: Yeah, 'cause Tubbo kept falling, right? He kept just dying.
Wilbur: Yeah. And I was like, I was — No, it was for me first.
Phil: Oh right.
Wilbur: And, uh, and I was like, "Techno, I'm older than you."
And he was like, "Fine. It's to stop old people falling off," and I was like, "I'm not gonna fall off." And I just kept dying. (reading chat) Oh yeah, he'd "elder proofed" it. (Wilbur and Phil laugh) Yeah. And, um, his potato farm like, I ate so many potatoes on that server thanks to him. (Wilbur chuckles)
Yeah. That was really fun.
Phil: I, I thought it was funny how like, I wasn't on the server yet. So I would just like, hear about all these things you guys had did like, afterwards.
Wilbur: Yeah.
Phil: Um, (Phil laughs) and I was just like, "Oh man, that sounds so fun. I wanna join," Um —
Wilbur: And I wrote you in!
Phil: And, and then you were just like, "I'll just write you in Phil," I was like, "Oh shit. Alright."
That was cool.
You, you guys would sometimes just join my VC like, or like, join, join a call, uh, with me whilst I was just streaming hardcore, (Wilbur mmms, agreeing) 'cause I couldn't like, hang out with you guys on the Dream SMP.
Wilbur: Yeah.
Phil: But since you guys were on the Dream SMP, you could just call me anyway and we'd just hang in different, (Wilbur and Phil laugh) in different worlds, essentially.
It was pretty funny.
Wilbur: Yeah. The first time he joined, he didn't stop playing for like, days. I, I joined the server like, a couple days after he joined, I was like, "Techno, how long have you been on?" And he was like, (imitating Techno) "17 hours" or something.
Phil: Yeah. He, he— the one thing Techno wanted to do always was get good at video game and get rich.
Wilbur: Mm-hmm. Yes. Yep.
Phil: So like, he was just in full on grind mode. "I need to get richer than everyone else, even though they've been playing longer than me." (Phil chuckles)
Wilbur: Yeah.
Phil: It was just his mantra pretty much, it was like, "This is what I need to do,"
Wilbur: I need to — I need to use the bathroom really quick. Can you, can you tell a, a, a, um, Syndicate story or something like, from when, for your little, uh, area that you made while I'm gone?
Phil: Yeah, sure.
Wilbur: I'll be back. I'll be two seconds.
Phil: Uh, let's think, I remember when, uh, Techno like, saved me from — G, Guys, you remember, you remember the whole like, I was like, under house arrest and everything? (Phil laughs)
Yeah. Like, Techno came and like, saved me and like, Tubbo was just doing — He, he wasn't — T, Tubbo was just fucking around, and Techno was trying to do like, some improv lore. (Phil laughs)
I mean, we both were, kind of, like, but Tubbo was just like, completely blind to it. I remember — I remember he snuck into the basement, 'cause I was just like, I was making a basement under my house as a, as a kind of a distraction to give Techno enough time to come like, get me.
Um, Tubbo was just hanging out with me and then Techno just sneaks in with an invis pot and just starts murdering Tubbo. (Phil wheezes with laughter)
And Tubbo, not knowing what's going on is just like, (imitating Tubbo) "What is happening? Why do you — Oh, why?" And Techno's like, (imitating Techno) "I'm trying to do lore! I'm trying to break out my friend!" "But you guys are just, you’re just messing around! It's like, wasting time!" (Phil wheezes with laughter again)
Oh, it was so funny. (Phil sniffs) He just — I, I, I think that was my favourite thing that Techno did on Dream SMP, is just like, break character. He, he was like, the fourth-wall breaking character, essentially. Like he, he would have his serious moments, but then when like, things were just too goofy for him to act over, he would — he would just make fun of it.
Oh man. I remember — specifically, Syndicate related — I remember, um, showing him the design for like, the Syndicate room. And like, building it —
Wilbur: Have you been spreading lies?
Phil: I've been saying nothing of the sort.
Wilbur: I'm back.
Phil: I'll finish what I was talking about, just real quick.
Wilbur: Yeah.
Phil: But um, I remember him being like, really excited over me making the Syndicate room and just like, uh — I like, showed him pictures and videos of it and then streamed it to him and stuff.
And he's just like, (imitating Techno) "Yooooooo," like, the ty — the typical like, hype response from Techno.
Wilbur: Everyone's talking about fourth-wall breaking. Did you mention how he used to always break the fourth wall? Tommy —
Phil: Yeah. Yeah. I, I mentioned like, one of the funniest moments, uh, uh, that I remember of him, like breaking the fourth wall was just like, when he broke me out of my house, when I was like, under house arrest on the Dream SMP. And like, Tubbo was just hanging about, and he like, killed him. And Tubbo's like, (imitating Tubbo) "Oh, why?" And Techno's like, (imitating Techno) "You guys are wasting so much time. I just — I, I'm streaming. I'm trying to do lore. I'm trying to break out my friend." It was so funny.
Wilbur: Tommy used to hate how he broke the fourth wall, remember?
Phil: Yeah. I, I loved it. Tommy, Tommy did not like it for a while.
Wilbur: Tommy, Tommy used to sit down with Techno and be like, "You gotta stop breaking the fourth wall."
Phil: And he's like, (imitating Tommy) " Techno, can you be serious? Like, can you, can you do a serious, serious point?" Like "You can't, you can't keep making jokes like that, man."
Wilbur: — To rub him the wrong way. —
Phil: (imitating Techno) "Hmm, but it's funny."
Wilbur: Yeah.
Phil: "But it's funny." (Phil laughs)
Wilbur: Yeah. But yeah, that was, that was a lot of those memories. And, uh, and then there was obviously the sadder part, which was, uh, the day we were in our group chat and he tells us that, uh, he was, he was diagnosed. Do you remember that?
Phil: Yeah, that was, that was fucking heavy.
Wilbur: Yeah, to —
Phil: I was just so shocked. (Phil sniffs)
Wilbur: Yeah, I think I, uh, I think I lightened his spirits a bit at the time with the worst social faux pas I've ever done. Do you remember?
Phil: No. No. What?
Wilbur: Do you not remember what I said?
Phil: I can't remember. No.
Wilbur: So he, I had ju — I had the group chat open and no one had said anything in a while and I just had it open and I saw Techno was typing, so I got ready a message that said. "Shut the fuck" — in full capitals, like — "SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" Like —
Phil: Oh, yeah. Shit. Yeah.
Wilbur: Like, "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT" I just had this massive message of "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I did — "TECHNO SHUT! — FUCK YOU! I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU TECHNO!" to in full capitals so that the moment he sent a message, it would like — I would hit enter and it would come through and he sends a message saying, saying, "Hey guys, I have something to tell you."
And then I hit enter and it just says "SHUT THE FUCK UP! SH — FUCK YOU!" And then the next line is like, "I, I have cancer," and I'm like, "No." I like, I messaged like, I'm like, "You're joking. Please say you're joking." He's like, "I'm not joking." And I like, delete the message. I, I, I, I was so distraught. I remember I was like, I apologised to him so much after that.
But like, I remember he was just that — I remember he, he was like, "No, I, I —," He, he told me he laughed. After —
Phil: Yeah, it's just such a you thing to do.
Wilbur: — He thought it was funny. (Wilbur laughs) But I remember just being like, "Fuck. I fucked up. Shit."
Phil: You would, you would do that to anyone like —
Wilbur: Oh yeah. It wasn't like —
Phil: Like, this was very atypical of, of you to just respond with like, (putting on a voice) "Fuck off! Fuck off!" Like, "Nobody likes you," like where, where I say like something really sweet and you're like, "Fuck off, Phil."
Wilbur: Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was trying to do, but I didn't know how heavy the actual message was gonna be. And I remember we, we knew for a couple days, uh, that he had cancer before he made his video, (Phil sniffs) which, um, I've spoken to loads of people about that video and they've all told me that it really annoyed them, how it was the funniest, sad video they've ever seen, (Phil laughs) was the one about him being diagnosed. He was — Techno had just this fucking crazy, dark sense of humour that was like, so perfect, and he wasn't edgy. He was just dark. To the point where you're like, "Oooh. Okay, that's funny. But —"
You know, he wasn't like, edgy. He wasn't like, making offensive jokes much. It was more, he was making jokes that were —
Phil: About himself.
Wilbur: — at the expense of misery. You know, so —
Phil: He'd make them like, about like, yeah. Like, to like, what's the word where you like, make fun of yourself to like, such an extreme —
Wilbur: Uh, I don't remember. I don't remember, (Sounds of Phil typing, presumably to look it up) but he, he loved that shit. He loved doing the, you know, doing humour that was completely —
Phil: Oh, self-deprecating.
Wilbur: Yeah. Self-deprecating.
Phil: That's the word.
Wilbur: But his was like, to a new level of self-deprecating.
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: Like, I think one of like, his, one of like, the last quotes from him I have in the quote book is, um, when I was speaking to him for the first time properly about his cancer.
We were like, playing TF2, me and him, and, uh, he said to me like, “Out of all —” I was really upset and he went, he went, he went, (imitating Techno) "You know what, Wilbur? It's not that bad. Out of all the people I've told, the person that cried the hardest was my insurance company." (Wilbur and Phil laugh)
Phil: Oh yeah! I remember that!
Wilbur: He went, he was like, "Yeah. They had a 22 year old man. You know, he just stays inside, plays video games all day. Doesn't drive. Doesn't drink. Doesn't smoke." They were like "My insurance company, they thought I was gonna have the — They, they thought they had the easiest run, you know, a cool couple grand and then I'm gonna turn to them and tell them I have cancer."
Phil: Oh, Jesus.
Wilbur: I remember just — it was — that's just his humour. That's what he loved. He loved that kind of humour that completely (Wilbur chuckles) just tore apart his like, you know — the problems that were going on.
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: Which was, so, which was, it is a great way of coping, I think, 'cause it really, it really helps light — helped lighten the mood, especially when I was spoken to him — speaking to him, you know?
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: About that kind of thing. Yeah. We did, we did, we did a, a few, uh, streams with him, not streams, er like, play sessions with him doing TF2. I, I, I — that's one of my few regrets I actually have is that I was so busy with Lovejoy and doing Tommy's vlogs and stuff that I didn't just, you know, the minute — I mean like, the, the couple days after I heard he had cancer, we were hanging out like every day. But —
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: I think with his chemotherapy making him so tired (Wilbur sighs) and with, um, and with, you know, his like, lack of time due to that, I, uh, I spent a lot of time, uh, not hanging out with him as much? I think that's like, one of my regrets is that I wish I'd, you know, cancelled a few more things or like, you know, delayed the release of the Lovejoy stuff a bit longer, just so I could catch him between chemo sessions.
Phil: Mm-hmm.
Wilbur: But after he finished chemo, he was doing great! I remember he was, he was really well. Uh, Chemo was awful for him. He had a really bad time. I remember he was just tired all the time.
Phil: Yeah, he'd have to — he'd watch us play TF2 on his phone.
Wilbur: Yeah.
Phil: Like, in, in bed.
Wilbur: Yeah. He'd sit in hospital and we'd, we'd screen share TF2 to him and he'd just watch quietly.
He wouldn't really say much, but then after he finished chemo, he was doing great. And, uh, uh, I dunno if I'm allowed to say this, I'm gonna say it anyway, because it's — I dunno how they're gonna go about this now, but we actually filmed a Mr Beast video, uh, with Techno, uh, a couple like, a month before he passed away, we filmed a, uh, a Mr Beast video with him.
And in that video, he's got so much energy. He's like, completely fine. Uh, and you know, he was very like, you know, snappy and, and bombastic, and stuff. And it was me, and George, and Dream were on a team. And, uh, and yeah, I, I, it was, it was really, really fun. And I remember that, and I remember thinking like, "He's sounding so much better!"
I was really excited about how much better he sounded.
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: Uh, during that, (Phil sniffs) because, um, I remember when he was telling me about — sorry, if I'm talking too much. Just tell me if I, if I am —
Phil: No, it's your stream. Go ahead.
Wilbur: I remember when uh, I was asking him about like — it's really hard to ask people with severe illness like, "What's the prognosis like?" 'cause you never want them to say it's bad.
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: But I asked him like, you know, "What's, what, what, what's it look — what's the outlook for you with, with the exact kind of cancer you've got?" And he was like, "It's not very good." He was basically saying "It's, it's, it's bad." Uh, but he was saying that the sample size of people who've had his exact — like, sarcoma, is, um, are like, very elderly.
And there's not very many people who are young who've had it. And the people who've — were young who've had it tended to have a higher survival rate. So he was hoping the statistics were, uh, leaning his way which, when he started to get better, started to sound better, and, you know, I was like, "That's good." Uh, you know, I was like, that's that, that (Phil sniffs) — I was thinking, you know, that's — "He's done it! He's, he's part of the, of the young people who've fucking destroyed it." And you know what? I wasn't fucking surprised. (Wilbur and Phil laugh)
I wasn't surprised. If you'd told me when Techno was diagnosed that "Oh yeah. He's —" If you'd told me, you know, in May, "He's gonna get better. He's gonna sound fine." I'd be like, "Of fucking course he is. He's Technoblade."
You know, my man's not gonna, my man's not gonna take it lying down. He's — Have you seen him? You just watch, just watch one of his videos. My man's has a 1000 win streak in Bed Wars. My best win streak in Bed Wars is three. (Wilbur and Phil laugh) My — he's not, he's not just gonna sit around, you know, he's gonna fucking destroy that shit. I wasn't surprised at all.
How was he when you went to meet him?
Phil: Um, he was like, fine. Like, he's, he was like, a little bit quieter than online and stuff, but —
Wilbur: You, you were in the middle of his chemo, right? You went to see him?
Phil: Yeah. Yeah. So like, he was, he was obviously a bit tired and uh, like, the hair was, was gone and stuff, so he, he'd been through it.
Wilbur: Yeah.
Phil: Um, but like, he was still like, his joking like, funny self, just like, super witty, just cracking jokes. Like, it was so fun just to hang out with him and just chat to him.
Wilbur: Yeah.
Phil: It was really cool. We didn't, we weren't even sure if it was gonna happen or not either. It was like, he, uh, I, I'd been in America for about a week (Wilbur hums in acknowledgement) and I messaged him like beforehand saying like, "Oh, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be close. Do you wanna meet up at some point?"
He's like, (imitating Techno) "Hmm, not sure that's the best idea." (Wilbur snorts)
Wilbur: That's what he always would say. To just about anything, really.
Phil: And then, um, — Yeah. (Phil chuckles) And, and then like, I remember it was probably about like, three days before I left, um, he messaged me out at the blue, just like, "You know what, Phil? Let's meet up." and I was like, "Oh shit, alright."
And I just immediately told Kristen, I was like, "How can we — can we go, can we go?" Like, "When, when's the best time we can go?" And we, we drove like, I wanna say six hours — Kristen drove six hours.
Wilbur: Mm-hmm.
Phil: Uh, we got a hotel and, and went to go see him, and yeah, it was, it was awesome.
Wilbur: That's exactly what I did.
Phil: Just wish I had more time. Like, it was just so fun hanging with him.
Wilbur: Yeah. Yeah. It was really good. He was, he was, he was — it was just after his surgery when I went to see him. So he'd like, (Phil mhmm’s in acknowledging agreement and sniffs) he couldn't really move his left arm very much — Or was it his right? I don't remember which arm — but he couldn't move it very, very well. I think it was his right.
Uh, he could move it well enough that he did that VR video very, very soon after, but he was —
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: — But I remember he was, he was still very well, uh, when I went to see him. We got Five Guys. (Wilbur and Phil laugh) We got Five Guys milkshakes and then his mum, uh, brought us some chicken pot pie, which I didn't eat because I'd already had a Five Guys (Wilbur and Phil laugh) and I wish I, I wish I had eaten it.
(reading chat) "The apple you threw at him." Yeah. Yeah —
Phil: Oh God, yeah.
Wilbur: — I, I feel bad about that story. I feel bad about that story because, um, uh, Techno told me actually that his parents saw that video and were like, not happy with the story. Uh, so I would like to add that I, I, when, when I say "threw" it was more "threw towards," and it happened to hit him, I didn't like, launch it as some animations I've seen depicted me (Wilbur and Phil laugh) as just hocking an apple at Techno, at Technoblade's surgery injury. It wasn't quite along those lines.
Uh, for those of you that don't know, uh, there was a story where, when I went to visit Technoblade, uh, uh, he asked me for help in, um, uh, getting down these rotting apples from his tree in his garden, because his neighbours were complaining that, uh, it was attracting rats, and wasps, and stuff.
So I was like, "Yeah!" So I, um, I climbed up the tree and Technoblade held like, a basket and I started throwing these apples into the basket. And at one point I, I was like, missing and Techno made fun of me for it. So I like, so I like, threw down at like, a, at, at like a better rate and like, with more accuracy, and I missed and I hit, and I hit Techno right where his surgery had just been. (Wilbur and Phil laugh) And, um, and yeah, I, I — that, that literally is the extent of the story. Techno held his surgery wound for a bit and was like, "It doesn't hurt. It's fine." And then we didn't talk about it again. But, uh, I — the last time I told the story, I think I stressed out too much that he was injured.
He wasn't. — Te — uh, it was an accident and I apologi — literally the moment it happened, I jumped out of the tree and was like, (Wilbur chuckles) and was like begging his apology so much (Wilbur laughs) that he was — I was apologising with accidentally hitting him with an apple, but yeah, he was fine, and I was very apologetic, and yeah.
(reading chat) "Better accuracy. Lmao." Okay. Sorry. I f — I tried.
But yeah, that was, that was, that was one of the time I, uh, I hung out with, with — that, that was the time I hung out with Technoblade. I'm so sad Tommy couldn't get to meet him.
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: That was really unfortunate. We did actually all plan, at VidCon, to hang out, originally, uh, but I think at that point, Technoblade knew he wasn't gonna, um, he wasn't gonna be around after VidCon.
He let us know (Wilbur takes a deep breath) at that time. I remember that, uh, because we were planning to book a big flight, and all four of us were gonna go, and hang out with him.
Phil: Yeah. I kept like, I kept like, pushing, I, I, I said like, one thing and then, uh, Tommy was down.
Wilbur: Yeah.
Phil: And I said it again. I was like, "Oh. Sh — should — we should definitely hang out," like —
Wilbur: Yeah.
Phil: — "We could just all get a flight. It's so easy. It's so quick." (Phil sniffs)
Wilbur: And, um, yeah. (Phil sniffs) And he, he basically told us like, "Nah." He was like, it's — He basically said that he — I think, I think the word he used was "owned."
Phil: Yeah, he did. He said, he, he said he was —
Wilbur: He said he was "owned" and, uh, he wouldn't be there for that. Which, uh, I didn't believe, 'cause he's told me before that he was owned.
He, uh, when like, like, when he was originally diagnosed, he was basically telling me that like, like, he wasn't, he didn't think he'd make it too far. Uh, he still was fighting and he still believed that he was gonna, you know, he, he, he was like, "Yeah, I'm gonna fucking beat this shit." But he thought it was gonna take him eventually, you know? Even when, even if he was really old, you know?
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: And, um — so, hearing him say he was owned, I was like, "We're gonna hang out with you." I was like, "Shut up, man. We, we'll see you." And, uh, and we didn't get to, because he, he passed away before the end of VidCon, at least as far as we knew. Um, yeah. Which, which sucked.
Phil: That was awful.
Wilbur: So Tommy never got to meet him, uh, which I think really upset Tommy a lot. That really, that really got to him.
Uh, I remember the day we told Tommy, 'cause we, we told Tommy after, uh, and he — I called him, and he was just on the Dream SMP, just looking for books Techno had written.
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: He was just like, talking to me through the tears, uh, like, asking me questions about it and stuff. And I was just telling him everything I knew, and yeah. (responding to chat asking after Tommy) Tommy's gonna be alright.
Phil: He said that, he said that Techno, uh, left a book (Wilbur mmms in agreement) before he logged out for the last time on SMP Earth. So he was like, "Oh, I wonder if, wonder if he's done it."
Wilbur: We could — we'll have to look for the map for SMP Earth. See what that book was.
Phil: Yeah, I dunno. I, I, I would ask — yeah, he's, he's the one that like, found it or like, knew about it. I think.
Wilbur: Yeah, (Phil sniffs) I think, uh, I think for me, it was like, when I found out the news, uh, I didn't, I didn't actually cry for a while, because I'd already kind of processed the idea of him passing, 'cause I, I, I dunno when the last time you spoke to him was over VC, but I, I spoke to him at like, the beginning of June. (Wilbur sniffs)
Phil: Mmm.
Wilbur: And, uh like, before I left for America, it was like, the last day before I left, and I played TF2 with him and he basically gave me the low down of like — he was like, very clear to me that he wasn't feeling too good. And I was like, "Okay." You know, I got it. I understood. So when I had actually got the news, I, I didn't really, I, I, — it, it took me a long time to process — I just felt kind of numb? For a while?
Uh, the weirdest thing for me — what it's been for me, actually with most pe — most friends that I've lost — uh, I would like, walk around and I was just thinking, "Why is no one else caring?" You know, even — I, I was like, why, you know, "Don't they know my friend's died?" Like, "Why, why is no one else noticing?" (Phil sniffs) You know that feeling?
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: And, um, and I felt that for a while, I felt that every day waking up, I would, I, you know, at the airport, you know, going to — walking around the panels and stuff, I was always like, "Why is no one — Why is no one caring?" You know, obviously, they didn't know, I can't blame them, but like, there's something weird in your head when you lose some — when you lose a friend where you're — where you wonder why the world is still turning, you know, you wonder why people are still going about their business.
And, uh, and that was, that was one of them for me. And, uh, it was really comforting for me when I saw the outpouring of love and, and, and the shock waves he left, you know, on the internet. They say, (Paraphrasing "Song for Josh" by Frank Turner) "You can measure the mark of a man on the day — and the shock waves that he leaves behind," which is a song lyric that I remember that I quite liked and I was thinking of afterwards, 'cause it's true! He was, he was a great man. And you can tell from seeing everyone's reaction to him.
Phil: Yeah. He touched so many people's lives.
Wilbur: Yeah. And, uh, yeah. Uh. (Phil sniffs)
Yeah. Uh, so in some more positive, well, not so much positive, but more bittersweet — when I was uh, when I was, um — on one of the last times I spoke to him, uh, uh, I play — I basically — he, he didn't wanna talk. (Wilbur huffs a laugh) Well, he, he did want to talk, but he didn't really have the energy for it, but I managed to catch him at a point between — 'cause he wasn't really awake very much. He was sleeping quite a lot.
Phil: Mm-hmm.
Wilbur: And in the time he was awake, he was just reading manga and, uh, watching like, Netflix. So he wasn't really too — he didn't have a lot of energy, but I caught him at like, the perfect time where he had enough energy, and, um, I basically just ran onto my PC (Wilbur huffs a laugh) and started playing, uh, started playing TF2.
And I was like, "Do you wanna play?" And he was, and he basically responded that he, he, he was in a hospital bed. He couldn't — well, he was not in a hospital bed, but he was in bed, so he couldn't, he couldn't play. So I was like, "Alright. I'm still gonna play TF2. Fuck you." So I, um, I booted it up and I shared screen and, uh, I played some of the worst Team Fortress 2 you've ever seen, by the way, chat. (Phil laughs)
I, I was, I — it was the worst TF2 gameplay you would've ever watched. I'm sure Techno was cringing. So much to the point where I was like, I was like, every time I'd make a mistake, I'd go like, "Oh. You didn't see that, did you?" And he'd just be completely silent. (Wilbur and Phil laugh) I was just like, I was just like, "God. This is punishment. Why am I punishing this man with my Team Fortress gameplay?" And, um, uh, (Wilbur sniffs) and, uh, I remember I was, I was playing with him — well, I was playing and he was watching — and, uh, at one point, uh, he was like, he was like, answering me and he like, broke into this like, manic cough, like a real deep, guttural, wheezy cough that I hadn't heard before. So I sort of said to him like, "Look, man like you can — let's, let's step back, you know. I, I'll talk at you and you type to me," you know, I was like, "You, you just — you don't have to respond." And if, if this ain't the most Technoblade shit you've ever heard, ready?
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: When, when I said this to him, "You, you type, I'll talk." He goes quiet. He clears his throat and he just goes (imitating Techno) "No. Anyway —" and he just keeps talking. (Phil and Wilbur laugh)
My man's was coughing up a storm and I said to him like, "Please. Just type to me." And he goes, "No." And just keeps talking.
Phil: So stubborn. (Phil laughs)
Wilbur: He was such — he was like — he did! And I've, I have so many stories of that, and him just going "No." (Wilbur laughs)
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: And just like, you know, 'cause he was just like, he did — he refused like, you know, life had to conform around him, not the other way around, you know?
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: He wasn't gonna change how he was — if he wanted to do something, he was gonna do it! He wasn't gonna change for anything. The world had to move around Techno, you know?
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: He was the immovable object, you know? (Wilbur and Phil laugh) Which is, which is really inspiring. And it always was. (Phil sniffs)
Yeah. Do you have anything else you wanna talk about?
Phil: Not that I can think of off the top of my head.
Wilbur: Do you think I should, uh, — Hold on. I’m gonna type something to you quickly. (Wilbur vocalising briefly while he types a message to Phil and sniffs)
Yeah, it was, it was — it's, it's sad news, but like I said, the, the amount of love and outpouring from everyone has been so comforting for, uh, (Wilbur quickly types a response to Phil's DM) for me. And I'm sure everyone.
Uh, I just asked Phil if I should tell a story — the reason I didn't want to tell it is it's a little bit, it's a little bit strange, (Wilbur laughs) this story, and it's a little bit too much, uh, it's a bit, a bit too much like, about me, which doesn't feel right, but, um, I'll just say it really quickly.
Basically, I, uh, a couple weeks ago I had a dream, uh, a really w — I don't dream much, chat. I've got like — I can't see pictures in my head, so I'm not, I'm not big on dreams. I, I — dreams are one of the few places I can see things in my head, weirdly, but it's not very common, and they, they come very, uh, they come very sparingly, and, uh, I had a dream, uh, even more strange than just having a dream, was I had a dream I was playing Minecraft, which, (Wilbur and Phil laugh) which is not common, at all. When I do dream it's normally, it's normally nightmares, to be honest, it's normally like, weird shit, but this was a dream like, a nice dream.
Uh, I was playing Minecraft and, uh, and, and I was — and I joined a, a, a server. Like, a new streaming server for like, streamers and I was playing (Wilbur sniffs) and I was streaming and, uh, I was basically bullying this other streamer who'd moved in next door to me. I was like, I was like, wrecking their house, over and over again.
And, uh, halfway through Technoblade joined the server — so this is why it's weird — and I, I don't — This — I don't believe this has any symbolism. I just — it was a really comforting thing for me when it happened, 'cause I was really worried about him. This was before I knew what had happened. And um, he, he joined and I, I told him to get in VC with me and he joined VC and he was like, talking to me the way he used to and stuff.
And he was — he sounded — he was so full of energy and excitement — and uh, and I, I basically was like, I told him like, how — I, I ended up streaming in my dream for four hours. I remember it was four, four or so hours. And, um, eventually I ended stream and I was talking to him and I was like, I told him how worried I was about him.
I was like, "I can't —" I was like, "I'm, I'm so — I can't believe that you like," you know like "I was really worried that you hadn't answered my messages in ages and stuff." And he goes to me like, he basically responds, "Oh no, man. I, I —" he, he basically goes, "I'm sorry. I'm, I'm not here anymore." And he says, "But I just saw you were dreaming about Minecraft and I couldn't let you get away with that, loser." (Wilbur and Phil laugh)
And then I woke up, (Phil sniffs) I remember this really weirdly, because I don't dream often. And (Wilbur laughs) that is so fucking Technoblade if —
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: — If there is, if there is some, some spiritualness behind anything, for, for that motherfucker to, to wait for me to dream about Minecraft, come in my dream, and call me a fucking loser for it. — I'm sorry, hold on. — It's so, it's so on brand of him that —
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: — Yeah. That's just a story that I, I, I, I quite liked when I — when it happened. Uh, it, it comforted me quite a lot and yeah, it's weird. It's a weird dream.
But yeah, on a, on, on an actual positive note, me and Tommy are releasing a book, uh, the quote book, soon, uh, where a hundred percent of all, uh, the profits of all the — not even profits — a hundred percent of all money —
Phil: The proceeds.
Wilbur: — We're, we're making a massive loss on this.
All of the money, every single penny, is going to the Sarcoma Foundation, uh, and the entire book's in honour of Technoblade. We, we did it for him. Uh, I'm not sure when we're releasing it yet, but it's gonna be a big thing. We're gonna promote it. You guys will see. And yeah.
It'll be a fun book. It'll be like a, it'll be like a, a novelty book. Like something you can have on your coffee table, you know, something —
Phil: Yeah. You just randomly open up onto a page and just read a single quote.
Wilbur: Yeah. And we're gonna have little illustrations for each of the quotes and stuff. (Phil and Wilbur laugh) And, um, yeah, we, we're very excited and we're excited, we're excited for you guys to see it and, and, and be able to, you know, be able to help out the Sarcoma Found — research and still, you know, and, and get like, a, a nice, a nice book from it as well.
Yeah. I think that's all I have to say, man. I don't — I, I'm getting to an emotional point now and I don't really wanna (Wilbur and Phil chuckle) — I don't really wanna be live for that.
Phil: Yeah. That's fine.
Wilbur: How about you? Do you want me to leave it that way?
Phil: Yeah, I'm good. I'm good —
Wilbur: How have you been?
Phil: — I'll, I'll just get upset.
Wilbur: Okay. Well, thank you, chat.
Thank you for coming and listening. I hope, I hope this could help. I hope this was, was, was comforting to hear, you know. I, I, I needed to get it off my chest. I wanted to do this yesterday, but Tommy's show was yesterday and I didn't wanna, I wa — I wasn't — I, I, I didn't really want to overdo that when we could have had Tommy here, but I think Tommy might be a bit busy anyway, so I'm sure you'll hear from him soon too. Uh —
Phil: Yeah. (Wilbur sniffs)
Wilbur: Yeah. (Phil sniffs) Thank you, guys. You — he, he really, he really loved you guys a lot. All of you. Uh, even if you hated him, if you, (Wilbur laughs) if you gave him views, he loved you. (Phil laughs)
Phil: Anything for the clout.
Wilbur: Any — No, he, he, he loved, he, he loved his audience a lot.
Phil: Yeah, he did.
Wilbur: To, to a point where he would disregard a lot of advice we had. (Wilbur sniffs) 'Cause, there's a lot of advice amongst like, YouTube and streamers to keep like, a degree of separation from your audience.
Uh, (Phil sniffs) for obvious reasons, but also to like, you know, just for like, so you can, you know, keep a healthy work-life relationship. And I feel like Technoblade already had a healthy work-life relationship. So he, he really tried to connect to his audience as much as he could 'cause he really, really loved you guys, a lot.
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: And uh, and I'm sure he'd be, he'd be fucking embarrassed as shit to see all the outpouring of love for him. (Wilbur laughs) If I know Technoblade, I know he would be so embarrassed, but he'd love it. (Wilbur sniffs) From being the sort of guy who embarrassed Technoblade on the daily, I can tell you he, he would've, he would've definitely hated (Wilbur laughs) all the attention.
Phil: He'd be making jokes about how his views have quadrupled.
Wilbur: He'd be making — Yeah. He'd be say, he'd be saying, oh, he'd be saying like, (imitating Techno) "Oh, I gotta do this more often." (Phil laughs)
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: That's what he'd say.
Yeah, man. (Wilbur sniffs) I only knew him three years, but fucking hell am I thankful I did, man. There's — it's — I'm thankful so much.
Phil: Same.
Wilbur: Like, that's the takeaway from all this.
I'm so thankful for everything, uh, we got to do. For all the time I got to spend with him, uh, and I'm thankful for, for all of you guys, for, you know, coming along for the journey, which was a fucking crazy journey. It was a really good, a really good, uh, adventure.
Yeah. (reading chat) 12 million subs now? If, if he was still alive, he'd be rubbing that in Tommy's face.
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: He'd be saying, "Fuck you, Tommy. I've got more subs," (Phil and Wilbur laugh) and thank you all for coming to watch, and vibe, and sit here, and I hope, I hope this has been helpful. I think, uh, I have one request of all of you before we go away.
And um, I want you all to do your best to remember him for as long as you can. Uh, not just because it's good too, but also because we're gonna just keep making inside jokes about him, (Wilbur laughs) so —
Phil: Yep.
Wilbur: If you don't remember him, you won't be able to follow along with any of what we're fucking saying, (Wilbur and Phil laugh) uh —
Phil: We'll keep telling you to subscribe to him.
Wilbur: Yes. So that's all I want, is please remember him. And you know, maybe when one of you is a big streamer or a big YouTuber, and someone asks, "Who was your inspiration?" You could say it was Technoblade. You could say it was him and it'll be true and I'll, and I'll hear it. And I'll go — (Wilbur gives a big thumbs up and laughs)
Thank you, everyone. Uh, (reading chat) "One of us!" One of us. (Phil laughs)
Phil: Yeah.
Wilbur: Exactly. Thank you everyone for coming down and listening and, uh, I'll see you all very soon, uh, for a normal stream. One that doesn't involve as much, as much, uh, talking. (Wilbur laughs) Me just talking at you. Alright. Thank you, everyone.
I'll send you — Who should I send them to? Who's live?
Phil: Will it even let you?
Wilbur: Should I even raid? I won't raid. I won't raid. They might be a bit mean to send —
Phil: Yeah, it's a lot of these people.
Wilbur: Right. Thank you. Everyone for coming down and I'll see, I'll see you very soon. I'll, I'll go back to normal streaming soon.
hello great to see your requests are open and yall are back! if k may id like to request something ^^ how do you think undertale asgore and toriel and sans would react to a fallen human who gets a head injury, becoming a amnesiac and believes they're a monster so strongly that they develop magic?
~Ayy, I’m back! Whatever glitch thing was happening to the inbox seems to have worked itself out and I can write replies again! This may be a bit rusty, due to not having written for this blog since...2019? I’ll still try my best!
Asgore:
Ah. This...was not something he had seen before. There were human mages back then and, assumedly, still today on the surface. He could understand the injury somehow leading to the “unlocking” of said magic abilities. But, the injury not only leading to lost memory, but also the change in identity? He may not know much of human health, but he was reasonably sure that was very unusual and extremely unhealthy. If the injury is still present, somehow, he would offer to heal it. Whether or not that would change how the human thought of themself, he would not know. In any case, he would feel that fighting for the last soul could wait for a while. It would be unfair to both the human and monsterkind to gain freedom in such unhonorable circumstances. He would invite them to stay in his home, or perhaps a home in some other location in the Underground? Perhaps he should talk to the Royal Guard?...
Toriel:
Oh, dear! You poor thing. She would see the injury first and fret over it for a bit, healing whatever she could. After that, she would be extremely concerned about the brain injury. She had read some of human medical journals that had dropped down from the dump over the years. Though they may be outdated in some way, it was emphasized many times that brain injuries that caused lost memory and loss of sense of self were fairly severe. She would insist that they stay with her for time being, even more than she would have another human child. She would help “train” the “monster” in their magical abilities as best she could. She would talk to the residents of the Ruins and try her best to convince them to “play along” for the moment, until the youth had recovered. However, it’s very possible that a certain spider may leak certain information to another certain spider that may or may not leak the information to the king for an amount of G...
Sans:
First hears about it from the lady behind the door. He...is going to assume that is a bad thing? Like, his studies were more focused on the magical and/or astronomic sciences, but he’ll take her word for it. He does try to find what other info is available at the librarby, still loves that name, and other places where human medical books could be found. The lady probably has enough to go on, but hey, he does have a lot of unused break time. Maybe brings it up to Dr. Alphys to see if she has anything useful? Purely “hypothetical”, of course. In the case that the kid actually stays in the Ruins, he would still keep his promise. Keeping the kid’s identity a secret still kinda counts as protecting them, right? Toriel may have even added to the promise by asking him to bring them back to the door of the Ruins, if they end up getting out somehow. If the kid does get out somehow, he’ll try to do that, but also letting them breathe a bit shouldn’t hurt. Wouldn’t want their social and mental capacities to go into more Ruins, right? Maybe he can talk to Paps and the lady into get a joint-living situation going on? The kid can get some more training from Papyrus, get a little breathing room from just staying in one place, maybe even getting to befriend his bro and other people in Snowdin. Until/if that happens, he’ll just be against the door and trying to be there for his pun buddy. Least he could do.
Wilbur: Okay. I'll - I'll see you soon, man. (sighs) Phil, I - Phil, I - (starts laughing)
Philza: What happens? What's - what - is it - good news, right? (laughs nervously)
Wilbur: Phil, I - I haven't - I haven't had a very good time, Phil.
Philza: No?
Wilbur: Phil, I - You know how Ranboo's been missing a little while? I know he lives like, next door? Uh, you know, he is been missing a little while?
Philza: Yeah,
Wilbur: I think - I think he - I think I might have taken one of his canon lives and I think -
Philza: What?
Wilbur: - and I don't - I don't know if he's still around. I don't know if he's like - if he's hiding somewhere to s - if he's still got one or where he's gone, but he's not - he's not come back and I think it's my fault. And Phil, I - I - It was - it was the burger van. I - I -
Philza: Oh my Gods.
Wilbur: I got - I got - Phil, I got competitive again, and I - I - (sighs)
Philza: I mean, was it at least for a good cause, or?
Wilbur: No! It fucking wasn't. It was cause - it was cause - it was cause I - that fucking kid, Quackity, right? He came to me, and he was showing me up with his big - have you seen Las Nevadas, Phil? Have you seen it? It's a fake desert. He built it. He put the sand there. It wasn't even an original desert, to begin with. He built it with his hands, this desert, and he lords it over everyone! He lords it over everyone! Like, I - I g - I - Phil I - I - I let it (Phil sighs) - I let it get the better of me and - and - and I - I got competitive with Quackity and it ended up almost costing Tubbo's life and it cost Ranboo his, and I've just come back. I've - I've literally still got - (laughs) I've - I've still - I'm sorry, Phil.
I'm gonna - I'm gonna - I gotta turn down these dogs, man. (Phil and Wilbur laugh) I'm sorry.
Phil, I'm - I -
Philza: How do you get - how did you get yourself into this? Like -
Wilbur: I thought -
Philza: You assured me you were getting - you were - you were doing better! You were getting better! You were doing well!
Wilbur: I'm - I'm trying! It - It was going better! It was getting better! I - I made friends with Ranboo, I'd employed him, and I said I ... wouldn't - I said I'd be good.
And I was! I was good for a while. I was ... I don't deserve these. I don't d - You take these. I don't deserve them. I -
Philza: No, no, no, no. Ta - Please, please take them, please, please.
Wilbur: Phil -
Philza: You need to eat. You need to eat.
Wilbur: I don't - I'm starting to feel like I'm at my peak, Phil. I feel like I - I feel like I can't get any better than this. I feel like this is - this is my - this is my top point and I - I don't know, man, I don't - I don't know if I could actually - if - if I - I'm trying so hard and nothing seems to be getting better and I think there might just be something wrong with me and I - I don't know how I can get people to forgive me. I don't know if - because they say they do and I just don't believe that they do.
Philza: Well, have you tried, have you tried just saying sorry? Like, have you just ... apologised? Like -
Wilbur: Yeah!
Philza: Like heartfelt?
Wilbur: Yeah! But ... no one's - no one's like - I feel like, no one's actually just forgiven me. I feel like everyone - everyone - everyone just says that cause they're scared of me and then it feels like I'm trying to push back and that's how Ranboo got - Ranboo - (sighs)
I'm - I'm sure he's still okay. I'm sure - he had like - he - he was - it wasn't like - he - it wasn't like a big blow. It was - it was - it was a - it was a little hitch. It definitely took one of - one - It took a canon life, but it -
Philza: That's not a small little blow. That's - that's -
Wilbur: But, but, but he had more! He has more! He's fine! He's surely somewhere! He's just - he's -
Philza: Will, we - we haven't seen him. I - I don't - I don't think he's fine.
Wilbur: I don't - I feel like no matter - even if I were to say sorry to him, I feel like he wouldn't forgive me. He'd say he was, cause he's scared of me. He'd never - he never actually believed in me, Phil. He just didn't want me to hurt anyone and - and I - and - and in doing so I ended up hurting him.
Philza: Take - Take a seat. Take - Just ... back a bit. Listen.
Wilbur: Mm-hmm
Philza: Sometimes, you fall so far, so low, that there isn't - or doesn't seem to be - a way to be forgiven. Sometimes you - you just can't expect forgive - forgiveness at all. You can't expect it to be your end goal. Your end goal should be to allow others to move on from the mistakes you've made. You have to bring closure to the suffering you've caused, Will.
That's the most important thing right now.
Wilbur: But I'm trying! I really am trying, I'm - I - but I - I - I keep going to people. I just keep making it worse. It feels like.
Philza: You have to give them space. If you've offered all you can, and it still isn't enough, you need to just let them go, Will. You need to let them heal without you.
And I know it's probably not what you want to hear but you can't force people to change their minds.
Wilbur: No, you're right. You're right. I need to - Okay. I understand. Thank you. Uh -
Philza: Is there - is there anybody right now that you're thinking of, that you've wronged somehow in the past?
Tommy: Wilbur?
Wilbur: Tommy, I - I need to go speak to Technoblade. You - you stay with Phil. Thank you, Phil. Thank you so much, Phil. I'll be back in a second. Tommy, go hang out with Phil for a bit. All right. Go.
Tommy: Can I have more honey?
Wilbur: Techno! Techno!
Technoblade: Yo, what up?
Wilbur: What - What the fuck are you doing? (laughs)
Technoblade: Just, uh, boating. (Wilbur continues to laugh) This is really good exercise for your arms.
Wilbur: Have you just run out of things to do?
Technoblade: You're just - You really build the muscles when, like - Wilbur, you can't overthrow a government if you don't have gains, bro. This is what I do.
Wilbur: I was expecting to come out -
Technoblade: Every second of every day -
Wilbur: I was expecting to come out.
Technoblade: I am lifting!
Wilbur: I wanted to see you, like, like -
Technoblade: I am getting swole!
Wilbur: I thought you'd be like, like, you know, farming or like, doing something important. You got like, these horses, right? That you've been breeding up. I was expecting.
Technoblade: Yeah.
Wilbur: And these dogs? I was expecting you to have - You just - How have you been?
Technoblade: Pretty good. Pretty good.
Wilbur: I haven't seen you in, feels like, forever. I mean, look at me. Uh -
Technoblade: Yeah, it's, it's been quite a while.
Wilbur: There's probably some explaining to do, uh -
Technoblade: It was like, uh Pogtopia, was it?
Wilbur: Oh God. Yeah. Oh, let me think. Uh - we were on a train track. We were on a train track heading to L'Manberg, the, the big sky train track, remember? And, and we were talking that there was a traitor among us. And -
Technoblade: Yeah.
Wilbur: And then we fought up on the tower and we, we fought side by side and we, and we, and we managed to, we managed to root the enemy out. And then -
Technoblade: Yeah.
Wilbur: You know, the rest is, is, is history. I know you, um, I, I have a few memories of you and the ghost. Uh -
Technoblade: Yeah, I think I, I think I saw for a few seconds when the, uh, anvil fell on me.
Wilbur: Yeah.
Technoblade: It was a very, very brief glimpse.
Wilbur: Yeah. Ghostbur didn't understand what was going on there. Um, yeah. Uh, I'm sorry about that.
Uh, look, speaking of sorrys. I, I want to -
Technoblade: You wanna, uh, go inside?
Wilbur: Yeah. Yeah. That's a good idea, actually. I have very little gear. If a monster were to come in, I would just, I would simply perish in the snow. I would -
Technoblade: Alright here, here, take a seat, take a seat.
Wilbur: Thank you, man. Uh, is this, is this normal for you? Is this just what you do here?
Technoblade: We haven't invented chairs yet.
Wilbur: Oh hey that's - Hey, it's me, look at that. On the wall.
Technoblade: Yo! Pogtopia!
Wilbur: Yeah man, that's cool.
Technoblade: Those through the days!
Wilbur: Those were the days. I want - I wanted to talk about Pogtopia with you. Um -
Techno, I'm - I'm - I'm sorry for - (sighs)
I - I - You need to understand how hard it is me to say this, cause I - I - I'm - I'm still - I still feel like I did the right thing, but I didn't do right by you. Uh, I'm sorry that I - I used you as a weapon. I - I knew how powerful you were. And I, I just kind of, I just kind of ran with you. I knew that you wanted to - you wanted to remove government and I told you I would help, and then I just used you to make a new one.
And even if that one was a bit of a mess, Uh, I'm sorry for, you know, putting you in the middle of that. And I'm sorry for the fact that that government then went out its way to kill you. I - what I'm trying to say is I - I don't - I think - I think you were right to not trust me and you were right to be angry. Like, I understand that - when you - because you - you made the withers -
I - I'm - I'm sorry. I'm - I'm gen - I'm sorry. I genuinely am. And I - I - I hope that you can find it in you to forgive me.
Technoblade: All right. Well, you know, I've - I've kind of suspected that you were the one behind a lot of that, in hindsight, cause like, Phil was telling me, with like, your last words you were saying like, "Oh yeah, by the way, Technoblade's the traitor! Get him! Get him! He's gonna get you guys!" So I was - I was a bit suspicious, but, uh -
Wilbur: ... I don't remember that.
Technoblade: - what I wanna know is, so was that all you? Were the others involved? How many people - how many people were in on there?
Wilbur: Look, I - I feel like there was a lot of synergy in the plans, frankly. I - I - I - I definitely - I was wor - I was working completely on my own. I - I - I'll be honest with you, Techno, I - I told them many times my plans, (laughs) I - even to the day we were marching over there, I told them what I was gonna do. And -
Technoblade: What - what were those plans, exactly?
Wilbur: It was - I wanted to - I wanted to blow it all up, with - with you all inside.
Technoblade: Bruh...
Wilbur: I look - That's not a good time for a bruh, man. I look -
Technoblade: That is - that is a bruh moment right there.
Wilbur: I look back on it and I - I don't know who - I dunno who that guy was. I'm s - I don't - I dunno what to tell you, man. I'm - I'm sorry. I - I promise you though, it's - it's - it was - I was working on my own. I was - and I feel like everyone else was working on the assumption that I was still the man who I - who I was at the start, when I was, you know, the president. The - the pre - the president-elect. They all saw me as that. And, and I feel like they, they were in the right to, to, you know, trust me, that I wasn't going to do what I said I'd do, and I feel like maybe if you'd been involved, it would've been, it could have maybe ended differently and we could maybe have not gotten into this whole mess.
Technoblade: Alright.
Wilbur: Do you -
Technoblade: I'm confused. Did the others know that you were gonna make a - that I thought we weren't gonna make a - a government. What - What's the - what's the scope?
Wilbur: [crosstalk] Techno, I knew. I knew you've gotta -
Technoblade: Okay, obviously you knew ...
Wilbur: You've gotta go to them. You've gotta go to them, man. I'm not -
Technoblade: [crosstalk] But like, you are the one telling me, "Yo, anarchy," So ...
Wilbur: [crosstalk] Look, man, I just wanna - I just wanna know - I just wanna know - it - it's - I don't want your forgiveness, but I - I do want you to just know that I - I'm - I'm a changed man.
Technoblade: [crosstalk] Alright. Fair enough.
Wilbur: [crosstalk] Or - or I'm trying to be. Do you - is that - is that fine? Is that -
Technoblade: I understand.
Wilbur: Okay. Okay.
Technoblade: I wish you uh, luck on your road to recovery. I hope that you can, uh -
Wilbur: This is, this has been -
Technoblade: - be happier in the future.
Wilbur: Look, Phil told me to do this and if they're all gonna be as awkward as this, Techno, (starts laughing) I'm - I'm - I think I'd rather just - I'd rather just go in the hole again, you know? I'd rather - put me in the ground. Look, I, I thank you, man.
Technoblade: I - Is it really that awkward?
Wilbur: No, it's fine.
Technoblade: I mean, we're all sitting here in boats.
Wilbur: It's - it's fine, man. Thank you for understanding. I - I'll say goodbye.
Technoblade: Alright.
Wilbur: He's got a - this - this motherfucker's got a sword, bro. Have you seen this?
Technoblade: Yeah, he was uh, last line of defence and all.
Wilbur: I like him. I like him. Uh, cool. I'll - I'll - I'll see you around, man.
Technoblade: Alright.
Wilbur: Maybe if we - Maybe if - if our paths cross again, we can - we can hang out, but I'm, uh, I'm gonna be going. I'm gonna be gone a long time. I'm gonna be looking, looking around, going a lot of different places over the coming weeks, and I'm not sure when I'll see you again.
Technoblade: Alright. Well, I'll see you around then, maybe.
Wilbur: Alright. See you around maybe. Tommy? Phil?
Philza: Oh, hey, Will. Come in.
Wilbur: I - I - Oh. What's -
Philza: (laughs) We're trying out costumes, look.
Wilbur: What -
Tommy: I am very stuck.
Wilbur: You - (Wilbur and Philza laugh)
Philza: He's def - he's definitely not. He's -
Tommy: Help me.
Wilbur: What - You - He does this every fucking - there.
Tommy: Oh. Now, get it off my head.
Wilbur: Have you put like, a curse of binding on it or something?
Philza: [crosstalk] No, no, no, I haven't.
Tommy: [crosstalk] Get it off!
Wilbur: [crosstalk] No! I can't get it off! It's stuck!
Philza: [crosstalk} He pushed it. Oh! (Tommy, Philza, and Wilbur laugh)
Tommy: That hurt! But you got it off. You should try some of this honey.
Philza: You should.
Wilbur: I've had some I've - Look, I'll - I'll down it. I'll - (singing) We like to drink with Wilbur, cause Wilbur is our mate.
Tommy: [crosstalk] Cause Wilbur is our mate! And when he gets some honey, he gets it all - Drink!
Wilbur: [crosstalk] (singing) And when we drink with Wilbur, he gets it down in 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. I'm gonna throw up.
Tommy: Oh. Phil. This honey's got something in it. (Wilbur and Philza laugh) Oh, ho, ho!
Philza: It's been sitting for a bit.
Tommy: Is it Honey-rijuana?
Philza: (laughing) No!
Wilbur: Phil, I did it, Phil, I did it.
Philza: You - you did it? You apologised?
Wilbur: I, yeah -
Tommy: Apologised?
Wilbur: Yeah, I, I did it. Um, I -
Philza: How did it go?
Tommy: I should go out there.
Wilbur: No. Yeah, no, Tommy, you can stay, man. Don't -
Tommy: [crosstalk] Nevermind!
Wilbur: [crosstalk] Don't worry. Don't worry, bro. I - I - I - Um, I - I - I apologised. He - he seemed pretty chill about it. I'm - I'm feeling a lot better about this. I feel like I can, you know, I feel like - I feel like I've gotta find Ranboo.
Uh, I've gotta f - I've gotta f - So many people. I could write a list of who I need to go and find. And -
Philza: That's good. That's good.
Wilbur: You ever seen - You ever seen "My name is Earl."?
Philza: Yeah.
Wilbur: Yeah. I feel like I've gotta do that.
Philza: Feel like you gotta do that show?
Wilbur: I feel like I've gotta do "My name is Earl," Phil.
You know, it started, it started "Hamilton." It went little bit, it went a little bit the "Heathers", and now it's going, "My name is Earl," (Philza laughs) and I'm - I've gotta do it.
Philza: [crosstalk] That's good. That's good.
Wilbur: [crosstalk] I - I've gotta find Ranboo for sure. Um -
Philza: That's good.
Wilbur: I dunno who I'll ask next though. Um...
Oh! Oh, I know! I know! I know who I need to apologize to next.
Philza: Yeah?
Tommy: Who?
Wilbur: Tommy. They're far away. We need to - we need - you're coming with me, Tommy. We're gonna go and find them.
Tommy: Yes!
Wilbur: We're gonna go find them.
Tommy: [crosstalk] Oh. Oh. Yes. Yes. Let's do it!
Wilbur: Look -
Tommy: Let's take them down by storm.
Wilbur: Look -
Tommy: Let's storm 'em!
Wilbur: Phil. Thank you, man. I - I've got a bit of a task ahead of me, but I'll - I'll - I'll pop in. I'll - I'll come back and see you -
Tommy: [crosstalk] We're gonna pop off! Act like we don't know nobody!
Philza: No worries, mate.
Wilbur: [crosstalk] Alright.
Philza: [crosstalk] I believe you can do it. I believe you can do it.
Wilbur: [crosstalk] Thank you. Thank you for telling me, man, that - I - I - I can - I think I can take this in small steps and I'm - I've gotta really focus on what I'm doing. Thank you, man. Thank you. I'll - I'll see you around. Come on Tommy. Let's go. I'll see you around Phil.
Philza: [crosstalk] Yeah. Speak to you soon.
Wilbur: Speak to you soon. Bye Techno, if you can hear me!
Technoblade: Bye! (Wilbur and Tommy laugh)
Wilbur: He can hear me. He can hear me. We're going. He can hear me. He can hear me.
Tommy: [crosstalk] That pig's got ears. Who are we going to visit?
Wilbur: [crosstalk] That pig's got ears. You know what they say? You know what they say? The hearing of a pig. That's what they say. You ever heard of that message? You ever heard of that?
Tommy: I've never heard of that.
Wilbur: You've never heard of the phrase "hearing of a pig".
Tommy: Who are we going to visit?
Wilbur: Uh ... Look, they're far - it's a - uh - we - well - I'll explain to you when we get there. I -
Tommy: Oh, okay. As long as we're having an adventure.
Wilbur: We are - It's - it's an adventure! It's an adventure, man. Me and you, Tommy. Look at this!
Tommy: [crosstalk] Oh ho ho! Yes!
Wilbur: [crosstalk] Just like how we started. Look at this! Just like - just like old times!
Tommy: The boys!
Wilbur: The boys! The two musketeers!
Tommy: Yeah. One stronger.
Wilbur: One - one is stronger. You'll - that's down to - Who's - who's gonna decide that one.
How do you still have some? I heard you drinking it all. (Wilbur and Tommy laugh) Uh, here you go, have this Tommy.
Tommy: [crosstalk]: Where are we going to? ,
Wilbur: [crosstalk] Tommy, I have a gift for you, man. I don't really want to carry it. I don't really wanna carry it anymore.
Tommy: Oh my God.
Wilbur: Just you, you hold onto those. You hold onto those. Uh -
Tommy: Thank you. I have a gift for you.
Wilbur: What is it?
Tommy: It smells like my scalp. Can't you just see great?
I - I can kind of see (starts laughing) by like, angle? I can kind of see through it.
Tommy: Yep. That's 3D, that is.
Wilbur: Tommy, I have a job for you.
Tommy: [crosstalk] Now how do you take it off?
Wilbur: [crosstalk] Tommy I have a job for you. (starts laughing) Tommy, I have a job for you.
Tommy: Let me get my job sticks.
Wilbur: Get your job sticks out, king.
Tommy: My job sticks. Where are we going - like the -
Wilbur: [crosstalk] We're going back! We're getting out of the -
Tommy: I'm bored!
Wilbur: This lodge, that they have in the - I'm sure - you don't wanna be here! Don't you, man?
Tommy: I've got a lodge in my balls.
Wilbur: You don't wanna be in the snow. (laughs)
Listen, I - I - I - I - I have a job for you.
Tommy: Yeah.
Wilbur: It's quite an important job. So basically, Phil -
Tommy: Yeah.
Wilbur: Phil - in the time when you were hanging out with Technoblade - Phil explained to me, really simply, that, you know, I - I've been going about this wrong.
I've been going to people, looking for them to forgive me, when I should have been going to people, looking for them to be at peace from my actions, right? It's not a, this isn't about me anymore. It's not - it's - the bottom line is, I've done something wrong and I need to recoup for that, right?
It's not about me though. It's about them. It's about the people I've hurt and I - I get it. I totally get it. Phil - Phil's fucking old and wise, man, isn't he? He's so old.
Tommy: He's so old.
Wilbur: He's so old, and, and, and comparatively a little bit as wise.
Tommy: He has so many wrinkles on his forehead.
Wilbur: And I've been thinking about people I wanna help, and this isn't the person I was thinking of, but Tommy, I - I have a little task for you, if you'd be down for it, only because I feel like you'd be -
Tommy: [crosstalk] Oh Will, you know I'm down.
Wilbur: - You'd be better at it than me.
Tommy: I generally am.
Wilbur: [crosstalk] Tommy, I -
Tommy: [crosstalk] You know, I'm always down to a bit of a task.
Wilbur: Tommy. I, uh - I'm - You know, Ghostbur?
Tommy: Oh, sorry. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah!
Wilbur: He, uh, I feel like even though he's technically me, you know, he, he looked like me sounded like me. He, he, he, he acted like, like kind of like me -
Tommy: Can you slow down a bit?
Wilbur: I - Yeah. He, um, why? You don't wanna go through?
Tommy: I think with my head and my legs.
Wilbur: Oh, okay. Well, well, do you wanna - you wanna like, just hang out here then? So I want - I wanted to say that, um - despite, despite all this. Okay. We'll go through. Despite all this, I still feel like he was a separate entity to me.
He was his own character. He was his own guy, right? And, and - how are -
Tommy: What the fuck? Look at those spar - Careful! Icicles! But grey! No! (Wilbur laughs) Wait how -
Wilbur: Wait, if I get - Wait, can I just -
Tommy: Ooooh!
Wilbur: Stand there. Stand there.
Tommy: It's right up there. Okay.
Wilbur: Stand there. Just keep standing there. Keep standing there.
Tommy: What are you doing to me?
Wilbur: Keep standing there. Just keep - stay there.
Tommy: This feels awfully - Ahhhhhh! Ow!! (Wilbur laughs)
Wilbur: Wait, does this just hurt to hop on. Ow. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
Tommy: [crosstalk] What the fuck?
Wilbur: That's - that's my - that's my experiment. I'm done now. I'm done with those. Those are, those are stalactites and stalagmites, do you know how you can tell the difference?
Tommy: No.
Wilbur: Stalactites -
Tommy: [crosstalk] What the fuck is that up there?
Wilbur: That I - I don't know. Stalactites hang tightly from the ceiling. Stalagmites are on the ground. They're the other ones. There you go.
Tommy: I think I'm a stalagmite.
Wilbur: You're a stalagmite. You're a ground boy.
Tommy: A ground boy.
Wilbur: You're a ground boy. Oh! Get rid of the flag! Get rid of the flag!
Tommy: What flag? Boo!.
Wilbur: Boo! Right, listen -
Tommy: Burn it to hell!
Wilbur: Listen, Ghostbur. I was talking about Ghostbur!
Tommy: Oh. Oh!
Wilbur: So I - I - I - I - He's not - I know he's just me, to you and to a lot of people, he was just kind of, kind of my replacement for a bit, but like, I -
Tommy: Yeah.
Wilbur: I feel like - this is a - the path looks way nicer than I remember, man - uh, I feel like, at the same time, he - he was his own entity and, and in me coming back to life, I inadvertently wronged him, right?
Tommy: Yeah.
Wilbur: I -
Tommy: Yeah.
Wilbur: I wanted to ask that you could do me a favour.
Tommy: Yeah. Sorry. All this talk about - Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Wilbur: Ghost - Ghostbur is still - is still - he's still going. He's still around. He swapped places with me in limbo. I saw him when the train pulled in.
Tommy: Did you have - do you communicate with him? Is there -
Wilbur: I can't - I can't talk to him. I don't - I know nothing about him. All I know is that he is been there an awful long time and -
Tommy: Oh, you don't have to tell me.
Wilbur: And - and - and he, yeah - So, he's - he's there. And -
Tommy: Yeah?
Wilbur: - and, you know, there's this guy called DreamXD?
Tommy: I - Dre - The big statue?
Wilbur: The big statue, yeah. The big statue.
Tommy: I don't think I've - I've only heard - between me and you, I've only heard rumours of this DreamXD. I just hear the name. It's too similar. I go, Oh!
Wilbur: Yeah. He, um, I think he can help. Uh, so Ghostbur's on his own and Gho - I obviously, I, I was seeing partially through Ghostbur's eyes for some of the stuff and Ghostbur -
Ghostbur uh, (laughs) he, he really misses his sheep. Friend.
Tommy: Friend?
Wilbur: Yeah. And, and Friend has infinite canon lives, as you know, and so Friend's hanging around, he's he's, he's, he's, he's plunking around. He's slonking - He's slonking about somewhere. He might even be - he might even be at the old, um, the, uh, Logstedshire, with the tents -
Tommy: What? What!
Wilbur: He might, he might even be there. That was where - that was where he was found right? So he could come back there. That's where he'd respawn, surely. So that's where he'd be. And I th - I - Tommy the, the thing I was trying to say, sorry, I - I think we can get Friend to Ghostbur.
Tommy: Really?
Wilbur: I think DreamXD can help us get Friend to Ghostbur. I think he can - I think he can knock out Friend's canon lives and maybe even if you could make a deal with him, we could -
Tommy: We've gotta kill - Friend won't feel a thing, will he?
Wilbur: Well, that's - I mean, it - a little bit of pain, for a lifetime of happiness, for the both of them seems ...
Tommy: Yeah, that's a good thing. Yeah.
Wilbur: Can you - can you promise me that you'll get Friend to Ghostbur?
Tommy: Absolutely.
Wilbur: Was that us shaking?
Tommy: That was - I - Yeah, I shook you -
Wilbur: Okay, okay. Cou - Cou - on the count of three. Ready? 1, 2, 3. Amazing.
Tommy: Oh.
Wilbur: Okay. It's a deal. Cool.
Tommy: It's a deal. I'll get him I'll - I'll do that.
Wilbur: Nice. This is -
Tommy: What the fuck happened to my house?
Wilbur: This is - This is your house, right? Up here.
Tommy: What the fuck?
Wilbur: Up here's your house, surely?
Tommy: What the fuck?
Wilbur: What?
Tommy: I re - I renovated!
Wilbur: What? It's - Oh, that's obsidian!
Tommy: [crosstalk] What the fuck!
Wilbur: Holy shit. What -
Tommy: I need to get in my comfort boat. I - Oh my God.
Wilbur: What did you do?
Tommy: [crosstalk] I did? What did I -
Wilbur: Who did you, who did you piss off? This is like pissing off the mafia!
Tommy: [crosstalk] Me? I don't piss off people. I simply piss on! No. Get Friend. Get Friend to Ghostbur. I can do that. I also have an - oh, I've gotta go. I gotta - Oh my God.
Wilbur: [crosstalk] Yeah. You go - you go somewhere comfortable, man. Go somewhere comfortable. We can deal with this afterwards. One thing at a time. Come stop.
Tommy: Okay.
Wilbur: Stop it. Stop boning it. Look. Come - Come - Come with me.
Tommy: [crosstalk] Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. You know I love boning.
Wilbur: We can get - we'll get the bench out first. That can be the first thing we get out. Get out your bench and your jukebox. And then - just - we'll think about this later, man. Just -
Tommy: Okay. Yeah. Friend first. Friend first. Home later.
Wilbur: Thank you for helping me. Uh -
Tommy: Of course. It's all I really do. That, and be awesome.
Wilbur: Tommy, I, I, uh, I think we have - I think we have some work to do.
How does(or you guys) one run a blog with multiple people and taking requests? Is it like I called dibs first, so I get to do it? Is someone specifically assigned to certain characters? How do you all manage the blog? When and how do you know when to post? Do Writing styles matter? I’m just very curious and it just seems so fun to probably run a blog with another person.
I personally just do whatever interests me and is also in my "will write for" category. I just see and take what's there, write for it, done. I queue the post when I finish it, so I don't know when it comes out as I don't manage that part. I don't think writing styles matter that much really, as long as it's understandable to read/to be picked up easily by screen-readers, it should be fine. I like keeping my asks in the same format, i.e. name is written and the corresponding text is indented beneath it, etc. because I like being consistent. This is just my opinion, of course.
~mod qwerty
