#mod samjo

[limbusexperiments]

Can you watch him while I go smoke 😕🍭

[limbusexperiments]

Greetings all Limbuscompanius owners,

It has recently come to the attention of our corporation that a new blog has been on the rise, which is posing as a group of people with expertise on the Limbuscompanius genus. Despite claiming to clear up misconceptions about the care of these strange beasts, a simple fact check against our renowned research proves almost all of their information to be incorrect. We are here to put a stop to this heinous behaviour.

Whilst we are unable to share the small details of our identities, this blog is ran by three moderators. This post is being written by mod Samjo, and it would be appreciated if you would use they/he pronouns for me. As a secretary and close associate to our branch manager Dongrang, I have been surrounded by Limbi and have all sorts of information on them at my fingertips in order to right any wrongs when it comes to the 'limbushusbandry' blog and it's posts. Similarly, the rest of our moderators are well versed in Limbi care, and have spent years of their lives as researchers with a specialised focus on these creatures.

After the... Unfortunate death of Shrenne, we were left to look for a new hire. We decided that we would pick up a new, very experienced scientist, who is only the age of 8! Unlike most workplaces who discriminate against age, here at Kcorp we believe anyone of any age can work hard to make the world a better place. He has taken her place and is working very hard to make up for work that she left unfinished.

Now, a message from one of our employees,

"Faust uses she/he/they pronouns, she will not disappoint."

As all limbis are special, we find it inhumane to categorise their species into such animalistic categories. As scientists we have decided to categorise them correctly, and those categories are as follow:

"The slut" and "The schompwompers". Much like genders, your limbi can be transslut or transschomp. We ask that you figure out through divination methods such as a "wegaboard" what category your limbi falls under.

"Secret" is the third category which has been removed from the public eye due to frequent police investigations.

If you are a police you are not welcome on our blog.

On our official K-corp branded husbandry blog, we will be responding to any misinformed posted by the limbushusbandry mods, as well as doccumenting our further findings on the limbi species.

We are in partnership with @warpcorphusbandry; Please check out their blog as it is a trusted and official source. We have clearly vetted WCorp and their blog employees to make sure only the most accurate of information is posted.

Disclaimer: Sang Yi is not a mod. Do not let him out of containment. He loves it here. He comes here and tries to coerce everyone to let him out. Don't do that. He's wings are broken. Cannut fly.

[limbusexperiments]

We at Kcorp have recently tapped into the K-mail account of the main moderator behind the "limbus husbandry" blog, only to find out some scandalous news.

Below is all the more reason to disregard them as a reliable source, as from their search history it is made clear that much of their information is found via Koogle search.

As most people know, a simple Koogle search won't always bring up the correct facts. Please divert any friends and family to our blog instead.

We're now calling upon @limbushusbandry to release an official response to our findings- and asking everyone who once trusted their word to forget the misinformation they have been spreading since the creation of the blog.

[limbusexperiments]

What the hell did you guys do

[limbusexperiments]

My samjo is pregnant! I think it was the stray dongrang around here!!!!!

Have you considered just letting it happen? Your Limbi is clearly independent and needs little interaction now that it has found a partner. An irrefutable fact is that that species of limbi mate for life and show an unshakable loyalty. There is nothing wrong with outdoor Limbi, contrary to popular and uninformed popular belief.

...I think it's time you adopt a new Limbi.

That said, I'll admit it's odd that there's a creature with my name. That is pregnant. I'd rather not think about it.

[limbusexperiments]

I kinda gave the other guys a breakdown, so I'll ask you this one.

Are Kromers edible? I've heard of restaurants serving meals made from invasive species to reduce their numbers, and that seemed like a cool solution for dealing with all the Kromers around.

Are they edible? Of course. Everything is edible once. Even yourself.

And now with our KCorp regeneration ampules, you could in theory eat yourself over and over again if you were so curious.

Would we reccomend eating meals made from Kromer meat, though? Not necessarily. Kromers are far from nutritious, and the best cuts of meat you could get from them would hail from metamorphosised Kromers, which are far more dangerous to catch and butcher.

Either way, it's considered out of the social norm to eat any kind of Limbi, and for good reason. They're far too small to make good meals, and we here at Kcorp can provide far better meals at a far lower price due to our incredible technology.

That said, we cannot stop you from trying some Kromer, and we urge you return to us with your findings afterwards if you do.

[limbusexperiments]

Don’t force a K Corp Lu to type for you wtf

Anon,

We haven't forced or coereced Hong Lu into working on our blog. In fact, he requested he join and lend an extra hand 'sanitizing the inbox' themselves.

Try not to make baseless assumptions about our company blog without proof. If you have something important to say, please bring it to the higher-ups.

[limbusexperiments]

Lies and slander!!! Meursault sunburns easily and should not be kept outside for long periods!!!! In my experience with Meursaults I have found they flourish most when provided with a small supply of paperwork with which to fill out.

- @galloponrosinante

I believe in the modern world we are making a push towards obliterating limbi labour. Unlike children they cannot consent to long working hours and the exhaustion that comes with it.

Not only that, it seems as if your meursaults have been mixed-breeds, as a true meursault wouldn't burn so easily. A purebread meursault would feel at home on the beach for long periods of time, and should be fed 1 cigarette snacks every so often too.

One size does not fit all when it comes to limbis, but our experience with meursaults is in the thousands.