Greetings all Limbuscompanius owners,
It has recently come to the attention of our corporation that a new blog has been on the rise, which is posing as a group of people with expertise on the Limbuscompanius genus. Despite claiming to clear up misconceptions about the care of these strange beasts, a simple fact check against our renowned research proves almost all of their information to be incorrect. We are here to put a stop to this heinous behaviour.
Whilst we are unable to share the small details of our identities, this blog is ran by three moderators. This post is being written by mod Samjo, and it would be appreciated if you would use they/he pronouns for me. As a secretary and close associate to our branch manager Dongrang, I have been surrounded by Limbi and have all sorts of information on them at my fingertips in order to right any wrongs when it comes to the 'limbushusbandry' blog and it's posts. Similarly, the rest of our moderators are well versed in Limbi care, and have spent years of their lives as researchers with a specialised focus on these creatures.
After the... Unfortunate death of Shrenne, we were left to look for a new hire. We decided that we would pick up a new, very experienced scientist, who is only the age of 8! Unlike most workplaces who discriminate against age, here at Kcorp we believe anyone of any age can work hard to make the world a better place. He has taken her place and is working very hard to make up for work that she left unfinished.
Now, a message from one of our employees,
"Faust uses she/he/they pronouns, she will not disappoint."
As all limbis are special, we find it inhumane to categorise their species into such animalistic categories. As scientists we have decided to categorise them correctly, and those categories are as follow:
"The slut" and "The schompwompers". Much like genders, your limbi can be transslut or transschomp. We ask that you figure out through divination methods such as a "wegaboard" what category your limbi falls under.
"Secret" is the third category which has been removed from the public eye due to frequent police investigations.
If you are a police you are not welcome on our blog.
On our official K-corp branded husbandry blog, we will be responding to any misinformed posted by the limbushusbandry mods, as well as doccumenting our further findings on the limbi species.
We are in partnership with @warpcorphusbandry; Please check out their blog as it is a trusted and official source. We have clearly vetted WCorp and their blog employees to make sure only the most accurate of information is posted.
Disclaimer: Sang Yi is not a mod. Do not let him out of containment. He loves it here. He comes here and tries to coerce everyone to let him out. Don't do that. He's wings are broken. Cannut fly.
