King dice x reader please like imagine they have children. How will king dice respond to this since hes a guy who wouldnt care at all. Love your blog! Gender neutral reader please and thank you!
(First time writing about King Dice so I hope this turn out to be good at least ^^’)
Okay, so how you must imagine, having kids was a total accident. Aaaaand a total surprise for both of you. It’s not like you wanted children at all ‘cause, you know,…you are both very occupied people…with very hard jobs…and stuff.
Let’s face it, you didn’t want kids at all. They destroy lives.
However, when you discovered it, it was extremely late to go back, so…welcome to your new life! You will be great parents!
At least the universe hopes you do.
At first, Dice thought that this whole unfortunate situation would be the end of his career if he wasn’t careful. He’s the Devil’s right-hand man after all, plus his boss completely hates children (unless they are the reincarnation of Gilles de Rais). So he can’t just waste his valuable time with an unwelcome brat.
Yes, even if they are his, they are still brats.
It already happened one time, an employee of the casino had to take care of an unwanted child while he was working at the same time since the woman didn’t want the kid at all. This job is a full-time one, you don’t have any type of breaks! Instead of just making the mother take care of them or just throwing the wretch to the lake, he really wanted to take care of the infant! What the fuck?! This is what happens when you bang a hoe without protection.
Not that he’s calling you hoe or anything, no lover of his is that kind of trash in society, it’s just…forget about that! What matter is that the boss was not happy about it and he just let it be as the guy was very courageous and talked back to him. Besides, children really attract wealthy ladies with shitty husbands and that’s good for sinners’ business. The stain is still there though, and they do not get along that well nowadays. They never did actually, even so, it’s worse now.
You know what would happen if he was fired for such atrocity? Blood! Death! The man would be completely erased of existence and people would never remember his name ever again or even hear his screams in the void! And that’s what happens to every single person that is fired of that hell hole! Nope, not taking that risk! You take care of the child.
Of course, his plan of leaving the little one to you did not last long. He can be a busy man, but you are a busy person as well, he can’t just ignore his own offspring all the time and pretend they don’t exist. You are not taking this burden alone. Babies don’t make themselves alone, Dice. You are dirtying your hands, yes.
Alright, what about a nanny then?
Yes, that child spent most of their first years with a nanny and their mom. If you asked that child who their dad is, they would not know what to exactly answer, that’s how present King Dice was in their life.
A father/child relationship just started to grow when he started taking them to the casino. Y’know, for some bad influences (and because you were getting done with his behavior and threatened to leave him). What’s better to teach a mischievous sinner than the Devil’s casino? That’s where you make the best hideous people, hun.
It didn’t take much until he started to see how evil his offspring actually is. Even with all the spoil from the employees (not even them can resist the adorableness of a child), his kid is starting to learn how to win in this miserable life. Using their cuteness in their advantage to get what they want, stealing money from the pockets of distracted fools, treating the bartenders like dirt. Oh, they are so very alike, but how?
This must be your fault. And for that he says: thank you so much. You know him very well. ❤
Maybe it’s time for these two start to spend some time together. It’s always better when you have someone to talk while you are on the job that is not a client or a possible victim. As time goes on, Dice will see what he’s been losing all this time and will make sure he makes it up to them. He will spoil them as much as he spoils you as well as teach them other ways to be a perfect trickster, just like him. You two are his little monarchs after all and for you, he would do anything.
