#mod uwu

[uwuowotf2waslife]

I saw the baby headcannon and I was wondering what gender of baby the mercs would have if they give off girl/boy dad vibes etc. etc.

Oh well ..

Although Scout gives soccer dad vibes, secretly he wishes for a girl because he is done swimming in testosterone all of his life ( mofo grew up with seven brothers, after PE house smelled like a gas station bathroom )

Soldier is a firm believer of gender is a construct made from toilet companies to sell more toilets so yea, he doesnt give a hoot.

Pyro on the other hand , they couldnt care less but little girls princess clothes speak to them in a way that no matter the gender, the bebe is wearing princess costumes to walmart because reasons.

Demo would like a boy the same way your dog loves to swim in mud and pigshit after a bath, it feels natural. He aint a macho man but he things girly activities dont include bombings and swordfights ( he knows jack about the female biology)

Heavy knows how to take care of bebes , especially girls (big brother starterpack) but on the other hand hed like a som because he thinks his genes would create a Zhanna.2 and he cant live with another soldier-tier brother in law.

Engie would like a baby boy because he is a ranch dad and he thinks a girl might not fair well in the presence of horse caca and heavy machinery, but he doesnt mind that much.

Medic would prefer a boy because he thinks he is a bit too old to go through the hussle of girl-rearing. Wont really push it but hell smile wider than a fratboy eating his first edible if his partner has a boy. (Jokes on him itll be twin girls, girl power).

Sniper is a loner by heart so he doesnt care that much about gender, just he prays his kid(s) never throw parties in the house. He can deal with play dates and playground parties but he will have a aneurysm if he has to deal with snotty packs of kids in his house.

Spy will say that he wants a boy because he only produces Cassanovas and thats not lady-like but in truth, he much would rather have a well behaved, elegant daughter than a punk son (you know who)

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i love how our pinned post says "you're not getting a list" for the mods and then our description literally has all of them

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[marieuwu]

"I'm not sweet, I'm just high"

— Sherlock Homes (Cap 2 Temp 4)

[uwuowotf2waslife]

How do you think the mercs would react if their s/o walked behind them and gave them a surprise kiss on the back of the neck? You know as a sign of affection or something like that.

Btw i love your posts they make me so incredibly happy, have a great day!!:)

Edit: i am illiterate but anon you make my day a tiny , unicorn bit happier

Ty

Turns around like the little girl from the exorcist because this is their softest spot and promty do a hoorah and repay you in kind : HeaVy, DeMo, SoliDer

They turn new neverseen before colours of red : SnipEr, ScouT, Pyro

Tsk tsk so we be doin that? Promptly makes a mindnote and decimates you once you are in a private setting; mEdic, EnGie, Spy

[uwuowotf2waslife]

Noone asked but

Mercs Sexualities ❤️

Scout is screaming closeted bi. Why you ask? I dunno, but my intuition never failed me.

Soldier is a chaotic person so in modern terms you could name him pansexual. He only cares if the person that he is snusnuing is capable of fighting. Thats all

Pyro is a monogamouss pan mess because with all the lighter fuel fogging up their goggles (and their minds) they couldnt care less about their S/Os genitals.

Demo is a casual straight man, but he isnt too much of a wuss to try new things (by things i mean you)

Heavy is gay as shit for Medic … come on.

Engie is a sad hetero man is his sad world (unless you count the fangirlies who wanna ride him like a cowboy)

Medic is a bi bitch queen (yeah fuck his ex wife, he wants to do but eternally pound (and fiddle) with Heavies guts)

Sniper is a proud disaster starved for a tender touch.

Spy is a true manwhore, serving and receiving all genders better than a gas station bathroom

[uwuowotf2waslife]

Yo…I have written roughly 40,000 words… IN TWO YEARS IVE WRITTEN 130 pages or THE LION THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE (C.S. Lewis).

[uwuowotf2waslife]

OH MY GOODNESS SO

This is based on an OC, but Medic with a teenage daughter, except the fun part is, she’s a clone of his

Essentially she started as an experiment but he calls her his daughter. You can write that she’s like an assistant of his if you’d like

How would be she on base? With her dad, with the others?

TYSM!!

Reader, clone medic terrifies me..

Why? Because well you see, with age people tend to be less, active, for lack of a better word. Medic is lowballing at 50 and he is still a rocker but teen medic would terrify me as a concept.

I imagine him to be a very european style father, distant but close at the same time. The guy you know barely remembers your school district but will honk viciously if he passes right next to your bitch teacher from english class at grade 7.

Also id argue medic would like her to be around for monitoring reasons and overprotectiveness. He left his home young but he wants her to enjoy the full european experience.

I hope she inherits medics more pleasant characteristics: brilliance, stamina & ability to bluff and talk shop with a silver tongue and his deep love for animals. Id argue he would talk her to hell and back into becoming a vet , nor that she would be insulted by that.

I also pray she is less, hyperactive (read manic) than him although if brilliance is to be done, i am sure a bit of madness wont hurt.

Prolly that chick who has the dad that makes PTC much more dramatic

Thanks reader for a horrible concept

(Jk love ya)