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Rampart: Break a leg, Witt!

*a few minutes later Elliott has been sent to the hospital*

Valkyrie: Don't let Loba fool you. She's not that scary. She used to do ballet.

Mirage: No way.

Loba: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.

Mirage: Aksdfsdfsdfas

Pathfinder: What was that?

Mirage: It’s a keyboard smash.

Pathfinder: How do i do it?

Mirage: Just press anything.

Pathfinder: 7.

Horizon: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Valkyrie: Even better!

Valkyrie, holding up a chicken: Look!

Valkyrie: His name is Kyle!

Valkyrie: I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.

Lifeline: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Valkyrie: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Lifeline: I pity your dentist.

Valkyrie: Joke's on you. I don't have a dentist.

Mirage: I’m sorry I ate your Skittles.

Rampart: I’m sorry I pushed you off the bench.

Mirage: It's okay.

Mirage: Wait. When did you—

Rampart: *pushes Mirage off the bench*

Octane: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Lifeline, taking the coffee pot as she walks past: What if you didn't?

Wattson: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl!

Valkyrie: Okay.

Wattson: And make out during the scary parts!

Valkyrie: Th-

Valkyrie: The scary parts?

Wattson: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl!!

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