#mod's job

[govthookercoulson]

Yep, this is what I do: Feel people up with weird sticks.

As accurate a summation of my job as any TBH

[govthookercoulson]

I did this in MS Paint and now you all have to look at it.

So there.

Don’t sneeze in a respirator.

[govthookercoulson]

OOC: So we're getting an irradiated hardware shipment tomorrow, personal confidence level is zero..

Supervisor: .. How are you feeling?

Me: .. Tired. Off.

Him: I feel like shit. I am concerned about tomorrow.

Me: I just feel... Worn out? Weary.

Him: That's how I feel actually.

Me: Tomorrow is going to be terrible.

[govthookercoulson]

OOC: Various work reactions to drum shipments

4 drums: You made us get dressed out for this?

19 drums: Whatever.

40 drums: Let’s do this.

83 drums: TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL.

[govthookercoulson]

OOC: Yesterday I booped a pipefitter on the thigh and he jumped and screamed like a little girl.

His protective clothing was torn out on his upper inner thigh about three inches short of his groin. He couldn’t see it. I enlightened him as to the location.

He reacted like I straight up grabbed his junk then wanted to know why I was looking there.

All I could say was, “Dude do you know how much of my job is uncomfortably staring at other people’s butts?”