Mom vs Dad Snark (ft Big Bro): Round 2
Me: *dressed up nice*
Me: *talks to mom for a bit while waiting to leave*
Me: *facitiously* mom, I can’t believe we’ve been talking for all this time and you haven’t even told me how nice I look!
Mom: *still watching the news* you’d look nicer if your dress wasn’t so short
Bro: *playing his switch* it’s not that short mom relax
Mom: *genuinely aghast* are you serious? You don’t think it’s short?
Bro: oh I forgot, people in your generation think showing your ankles makes you a slut
–VS–
Dad: *has been home for three seconds*
Me: *facitiously* dad, I can’t believe you’ve been home for three long seconds and you haven’t yet said how nice I look
Dad: *whips his head towards me*
Dad: *does a fake, exaggerated double take*
Dad: oh my god! You look like a goddess!
Me to mom: SEE??? THAT WAS THE RIGHT RESPONSE!!!
Mom: *still watching the news*
Mom to dad: you’re such a suck up
I want to give this round to dad, but I think it has to go to ma bro for roasting my mom while playing animal crossing. Savage. He musta learnt that from ol’ Nook
