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youll be able to find books and movies and music that change your life until the day you die. that's pretty good

#it’s true!#as someone whose hobby it is to find new music #I always say this!#I’m at that age I guess where the people also my age are complaining about younger people #And new things #Like new music #And how it used to be better back in the day #Which everyone says about everything #like their day was the only good day and everybody else’s day is a terrible day #but #You can find good new things if you look for them #You just have to look for them

liarsblade

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

liarsblade

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

#my parents did not educate me on the hymen at all #I learnt about it from smut books #(a terrible place to learn anything sex related in hindsight)#then at some point after I realized it didn’t make sense for the hymen to be a membrane that completely closes off the vagina #bc how then can virgins wear tampons?#so I researched it and learnt it was a ring that can tear from rough penetration #but doesn’t necessarily tear just bc you put something in there #and all the stories I had read where the d could not pass some arbitrary point until the hymen was pierced #and the pain of virginity was the hymen being pierced then it magically felt amazing #had me worried for the education of the authors #also their editors #how are there so many published books that describe sex in this way?#do the smut book authors need to be given proper sexual education?#I mean I could see people thinking this in the 80s #Or some other arbitrary time before the Internet #But did no one do a quick Google search before they wrote their book?#I know people research the damnedest things when they’re writing a book #But not the hymen #we’re just gonna stick with that one story?

i-am-a-fish

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

breezey-with-an-e-art

but what if i.....

i-am-a-fish

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

#pffffft ahahahahaha #cuuuuuute~#fishie!

firefly464

Is this anything

rainfallsuphere

I propose an addition

parchmentengineer

Been thinking about this graph a little (actually been thinking about it a lot)

charlesoberonn

#The universe #I don’t know where I fall on this scale #But #I think it’s beautiful

februarytrash

being sad and horny is a privilege

#hmmmm…#is that where art is from?#the artussy?

leonkennedysprostate

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

#pffffft ahahahahaha #but also #accurate

linkeduniverse

North West basement 2

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#linked universe #check.updates

warumin

#pffffft ahahahahaha #it’s so true

megacarapa

tumblr is the funniest social media bc when you get a follower on tumblr your reaction isnt "oh cool a follower" its "wtf someone followed me¿¿ 🤨 sus... time for a background check"

#pffffft ahahahahaha #accurate

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What's a side quest that was better than the main story?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I always do the side quests before finishing the main quest, because I hate endings

#tumblr cats #april fools

bunnying-182

We have two winners from the last poll! 🎉

Here's our first winner, Firefighter Kakashi! 🔥

#hatake kakashi #modern!au

bunnying-182

Here's our Vet Kakashi — the winner of the Tumblr poll! 🐾✨

#hatake kakashi #modern!au

snakedrakyzz

chu

#hatake kakashi #haruno sakura #kakasaku #cuuuuuute~

mads-schubert

Part 6 in my weekly poster series for 2026. Felt like making something a bit less text focused for this week

#stunning #original art

nixscriptum

#poetry #preddy

johannestevans

Children near a magical wood catching bugs and their family are like. Please do not catch pixies and small fae and bring them into our home. They are sentient and they are intelligent

And the kids are like "but they get into our bug traps" and "we didn't catch him he followed us home"

And their parents are like. Please i do not believe that 6 fucking pixies smuggled themselves into our garage on the underside of your bicycle saddle and then set up shop in the old dolls house. These are living beings they're not toys it's not kind to treat them like this

And the kids are like we are NOT treating them like anything you said we're not allowed to trap them and they always get into our traps so we always run away when they see us and then they follow us and get inside our backpacks and stuff

And the parents are like

Stop lying!!!

And then they set up wildlife cams and not only can pixies apparently do all of that and are very desperate to hang out with these human kids (who have fun life-sized toys and are covered in wonderful things like glitter and are a free source of fresh bugs and pop tart crumbs)

But they can also like. Fully just pick locks and shit.

Setting up little cameras and having to come to terms with the fact that not only are these small fae initiating every interaction with the kids but have also taken their cat's side in the war against pigeons and keep riding it into battle

doccyuk

The fae quickly realise the camera is a camera, and just as quickly invent silent movies

Each intertitle card has been crafted from words cut out of other writing, so a piece of paper looking like a ransom demand states "BuT Hoo wil SAVE the Dams3l?" is pulled away to reveal a doll tied to train tracks

#pffffft ahahahahaha #cuuuuuute~#where the wild things are

socra-time

Bonus:

#pffffft ahahahahaha #haruno sakura #yamanaka ino #deidara #sai #and then she married one of them

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