I REQUIRE SEIFER/FRAN FOR THE MEME
Gives nose/forehead kisses: Seifer gives nose kisses. Fran gets the forehead ones.
Gets jealous the most: Neither. Seifer would have told her it was over if Fran would get jealous every time he gets flirt with at the bar and vice versa (they are both beautiful people after all). Actually, Fran likes to see all those girls flirting with Seifer during his shifts at 7th Heaven. It means more tips for him and she has no remorse asking for a little something a few days later. Little something being a movie or some flowers. She’s an old fashioned lady sometimes.
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: Fran. She only gets drunk when Seifer is with her so that makes him more likely to call her to pick him up.
Takes care of on sick days: Seifer. He must almost tie her down to force to STOP DOING STUFF AND RELAX. No sexual pun implied. (Although we all know a little virus won’t stop them unless someone is puking. Now THAT’S a no go.)
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: More like “Grab the girlfriend, throw her over my shoulder and throws her into the water” follows by “It was all fun and games until I was reminded that she used to work with drug dealers and now she wants revenge.” Short answer: Seifer.
Gives unprompted massages: Both.
Drives/rides shotgun: To avoid fights (because it happened), they agreed that the one who is paying the car rides it under the express condition the other controls the music. So…it depends.
Brings the other lunch at work: Fran as part of Seifer’s evil plan to brag about his sexy girlfriend/wife to his coworkers. She started to had her doubts after the 10th time in a row and the whispers around. She played the game only because she didn’t mind to see him at work and because he had the most handsome smile when she did.
Has the better parental relationship: That would be Seifer since Fran’s parents died years ago.
Tries to start role-playing in bed: Seifer as part of a joke. Turns out they kind of like it.
Embarrassingly drunk dancer: FRAN!!! And Seifer thinks it’s funny until a dumbass tries to cop a feel.
Still cries watching Titanic: Neither. This movie is totally NOT in their repertoire. (But Fran does like to watch girl movies sometimes)
Firmly believes in couples costumes: Fran
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: Both
Makes the other eat breakfast: Fran most days. Seifer on weekends or days off (because he’s the one cooking)
Remembers anniversaries: Fran
Brings up having kids: Fran (the one that wasn’t an accident anyway)