modern AU
Mordred vs. Breath of the Wild
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Mordred: Why does every weapon in this game break after 2 uses?
Theodore: Perhaps a tacit suggestion that you choose your battles wisely?
Mordred: Nah. That must mean there's a stealth kill mechanic. I gotta get good.
Theodore: 💀 It's a puzzle game, you know.
Mordred: Yeah. Of course. Killing all the enemies without being killed IS a puzzle. The most high stakes one, probably.
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Mordred: *unlocks magnetism*
Mordred: *hits enemies to death and knocks them into the water with an iron chest that he carries everywhere until he can't anymore*
Mordred: >:( I'll be back for him.
Theodore: I don't think you can go back here once you have left.
Mordred: Sure I can. Shrine teleport. Or d'you mean to say YOU don't go back here anymore after you've left?
Theodore: ...Well. Yes.
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Mordred: *is shockingly good at the combat and action part of the game*
Theodore: ...Can we play together?
Mordred: This game has co-op?
Theodore: No, but we're married so we might as well be considered a co-op. I'll cook and get the horses. And you do the rest.
Mordred: Yeah. Sure. That does sound like the usual split. As long as we 50/50 the puzzles.
Theodore: Deal.