#modern idiots

[saucemama]

Modern Idiots

Overview

erm...what if I told you........that this was happening

[marawrders]

modern idiots fanfic updates

working on some logistical masterlists for my fic and just so y'all know some things to look forward to-- 7th year Molly & Arthur interacting with 1st year Marauders Dolores Umbridge being roomies with Narcissa and Bellatrix Black Transmasc Reg being roomies with Pandora Malfoy 13 year old Sirius Black having the FATTEST crush on 17 year old Ted Tonks (who is just the epitome of the blinking guy meme) I'm so excited to keep writing lolol

[notsomodernidiot]

[wishuhadstayed]

“TTPD is about Joe, TTPD is about Matty.”

WRONG! TTPD IS ABOUT THESE DUMBASSES

[transcrowing]

hc that albert did that video trend where people soccer juggle toilet paper rolls

and race filmed it

no i do not take constructive criticism

[marawrders]

I'm still writing chapter 1 of my fic I'll be finishing this shit when I'm a senior citizen at this rate jfc who was gonna tell me how much effort it takes to write a full fic smh

[marawrders]

Modern Idiots - Chapter 1: The Heir

Surprise bitches!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61714999/chapters/166264426

3.6k+ words to officially kick this off. Enjoy lovelies!!

[transcrowing]

Some Newsies headcannons please?? 💕

•they’d be in college at this point

•Jack, Kath, Crutchie, and Davey live together

•So do Smalls, Race, and Albert, and it’s absolute chaos

•Race starts a group chat so they can keep tabs on whatever they’re doing(see the group chat fic i posted earlier this week)

•Jack takes the time to paint and probably play video games

•Davey studies and cleans everything. He’s already super germphobic so this has the poor guy on edge

•Katherine writes basically the entire time and is running out of prompts. She also is on the phone with smalls 24/7

•Crutchie is just chilling and helps the other three with whatever they’re doing

•Race cannot fucking sit still so he’s always doing something, whether it’s posting tiktoks of everything he does or spamming Spot or Davey with vine comps

•Smalls is always making weird food combos with whatever they have lying around and vlogging Race, Albert, and her plush rowlet named Philip.

•Albert enjoys hiding Philip around the house and trying(and failing) to make those stupidly complicated Rube Goldberg machines.

•Davey ordered so much handsanitizer in bulk as soon as quarantine started

•Albert panic bought like thirty packages of toilet paper so Smalls tp’d his room after he hid Philip once

@just-call-me-nemesis i hope these will suffice!