My roommate just came over to me with her “share and slice” gigantic snickers bar and put it up to her crotch and said “this is how big my dick is” and started thrusting at me. SHE’S SUCH A NERD

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My roommate just came over to me with her “share and slice” gigantic snickers bar and put it up to her crotch and said “this is how big my dick is” and started thrusting at me. SHE’S SUCH A NERD
Dear Amanda,
I don't know when you'll see this (your roleplay blog has stolen you away!!) But I just wanted to share with you and my followers how much I love you.
Life may be tough. Things are grossly unfair. You have so much you deal with and I don't envy you, although sometimes it seems that way. I'm not sure why I was blessed with a friend like you but I know without a shadow of a doubt that you are my soul mate. We have eternity together, you and I. Knowing that often puts me at ease.
You are beautiful, confident, strong, and all around an amazing woman. Don't let life or others get you down. Those who hurt you are just blips in your life that are there to make you even stronger. And I know I'm a huge stresser in your life but I'm still here for you. Despite what I say or do my love never falters.
You make me feel so loved and so protected. I thank every day I have with you. So keep your head up. Love yourself. And never give up or lose hope. You have an amazing future ahead of you, right now things are gearing up for that. Think of the bad as an indicator of the amount of good that'll make up for it.
I love you beyond the stars and back <3
P.s.s.s soranoo I am sorry you got sad at work. I wish I could give you a hug and make you feel better. My arms, this apartment, and our circle of friends are all places you are most welcomed and loved. See you in the morning my dearest friend <3 don't be afraid to come get cuddles from me, even if I'm sleeping. My bed can hold two if need be. Also, don't stress about cosplays, it'll all work out
Dear Moirail,
I hate that I can't text you as much cuz you're in stupid Berkely Springs.
I hope you're having a great Thanksgiving. Eat lots of food and remember
you have my full consent to do any vengeful shenanigans should you feel inclined ;D
chu~
Dear bestfriend,
You are everything to me. You are my soulmate, my moirail. Without you I would not be where I am. I'd probably even be with someone who'd be abusing me instead of supporting me and loving me the way you do. I can hardly put into words what you mean to me. Despite our fights and differences you are the greatest thing in my life and one of the best people. I will always keep you by my side. My future front porch senario includes you and your man beside me and mine. You are just as much of a piece of my future as he is. I will always love you. Always.
Sometimes I look over at my moirail and realize what a great friend I have. We've been through so much and I put her through hell these past few months but she stuck by my side and has loved me unconditionally.
She is the best friend I could have ever asked for and I hope one day we'll be sitting on a porch with each other and our significant others, eating life up.
I love you, Amanda. You're the best and having this apartment and sharing life with you is the greatest gift that has ever been bestowed upon me. And as much as I go on about romance, I would take my friendship with you over any trifling little crush or fling any day. We're soul mates, through and through.
I hope my moirail is having tons of fun on her date <3
I am just happy she is having an opportunity at something healthy and kind to her. Someone who appreciates her and treats her right. It's how a guy should treat a girl. And to be honest, I'm glad it's her who's being treated this way and having this chance. Despite how I feel, I wouldn't switch our situations and what we've been through. She deserves this.
I love you cutie and I hope you are enjoying yourself. And Zach, thanks for showing me that there is still hope that there are decent guys out there. Just keep being chill and respectful and I won't have to go kicking your butt :p But I doubt that I will hehe
aimless gamkar<> fluff
this is the first thing i've wrote for months, and i'm pretty scared of PEOPLE SEEING THINGS I WRITE EVER OH NO but i'm all chilled out and not really bothered right now :33 unbeta'd/don't care
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