#moistmailman

[smh0217]

@moistmailman by like:

[technicallyblakebelladonna]

Ilia blushing madly, which actually causes her to instinctively camouflage, whenever she sees Pyrrha smile at her.

gOD YES i fucking love disaster lesbian ilia accidentally camouflaging like ekhskhsrkgh it’s just great

i can so imagine yang and blake teasing the shit out of her for this like, she’s been your girlfriend for how long??? and ilia’s just all SHUT UP!!! adsegfsfg “does she have trouble finding you in bed too?”

then out of nowhere ilia’s like, so matter of fact “no, not at all she knows exactly where to touch me to pleasure me most”

and the bees are just like “wheRE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM” bc literally pyrhha JUST WAVED and ilia disappeared into the wall and now she’s casually dropping innuendos that are way past innuendos?? adkhsfksehfsk

[smh0217]

“Good evening everyone, this is your boi, Moistmailman, and about 30 to 45 minutes ago I beat the fuck out of my dick so goddamn hard to Pyrrha Nikos, that I can’t even feel my left leg. My left leg has gone totally numb. AND my dick has also gone totally numb to the point to where it feels fucking weird when I go to take a piss.”

- @moistmailman about Pyrrha, probably

[aintherenomorewankers]

Moistmailman out of context pt2

[farsight-the-char]

moistmailman replied to your post: I have a fic I want to write but I need something...

Guilded rose Or Jaune and Ruby’s braincell

Gilded Rose will do nicely, and serve as fic title. Thank you.

[aintherenomorewankers]

Moistmailman out of context

[smh0217]

RWBY Fan: I’m a bigger fan of Pyrrha than you are!

@moistmailman:

[siralexander23]

my thing for the blushing bet RWBY au

Jaune: * chilling and minding his own business *

Random girl: hey sexy 

Jaune: * is now hiding in a box that says no thots allowed * this is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed ..... bitch

Pyrrha: hey Jaune can I get some help with an up coming test please?

Jaune: * pops out of the box * sure