#mojangles

[amurd3rofcrows]

Documented by me :o i have so much fun designing new creatures

If anyone makes up any half decent headcannons ill write them into the image, might even do some more

[obviously-mojang]

favorite word?

i think my top three would be the verb “to verb”, defenestrate, and the noun “waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs”

[obviously-mojang]

kinda mad about the street type, but oh well

[obviously-mojang]

heyo i'm here to collect your info for the website! all are optional :3

Any names you use

Any corpverse relatives

Affiliation in the corp/gimmickverse (Such as browsers)

Occupation (Such as shitposter)

Your character's date of birth

Your character's place of birth

Your character's species

Character's Gender

Character's Height

Any major events within the corpversepersonalityappearanceany other lore

Any photos you'd like on your page! these r superhelpful for breaking text up

-@the-corporation-information-blog (@unity-real mod)

so sorry for the late response :(

mojang, mojang studios microsoft is adopted father, so bing is adoptive sibling the company who made minecraft causing general mild chaos while simultaneously trying to make things to put in minecraft may of 2009 in Stockholm, Sweden masc leaning neutral, nonbinary corporate entity 178cm no other lore yet, and i'll reblog this with some pictures later, i need to find them and i need to eat

[obviously-mojang]

glad you’re all enjoying the Chaos Cubed snapshots

[obviously-mojang]

i like the happy ghast, but i have two problems with it

1. it shouldn’t be called “happy ghast”, they changed “grimstone” to “deepslate” because they don’t want to assign an emotion to blocks, and “happy ghast” just feels weird

2. the harness looks way too modded. like, WAY too modded. it doesn’t fit in with the saddles on other rideable mobs, and why do they need goggles???

[obviously-mojang]

oh yeah intro posts are a thing sometimes

not actually mojang, just a gimmick account

i generally try to tag all my in character posts with #mojangles, posts about making minecraft are #crafting the mining, posts specifically about snapshots is #resource gathering, and other minecraft-related stuff is #mining the crafting

btw use they/them for me here

[obviously-mojang]

simple: would i hate you to any extent? (also remember: this is just a silly little quiz on a silly little website from a silly little perso

let’s try this one

huh. interesting