#mojangles

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enjoy your bouncy cubes, assholes

[obviously-mojang]

glad you’re all enjoying the Chaos Cubed snapshots

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favorite word?

i think my top three would be the verb “to verb”, defenestrate, and the noun “waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs”

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i like the happy ghast, but i have two problems with it

1. it shouldn’t be called “happy ghast”, they changed “grimstone” to “deepslate” because they don’t want to assign an emotion to blocks, and “happy ghast” just feels weird

2. the harness looks way too modded. like, WAY too modded. it doesn’t fit in with the saddles on other rideable mobs, and why do they need goggles???

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oh yeah intro posts are a thing sometimes

not actually mojang, just a gimmick account

i generally try to tag all my in character posts with #mojangles, posts about making minecraft are #crafting the mining, posts specifically about snapshots is #resource gathering, and other minecraft-related stuff is #mining the crafting

btw use they/them for me here

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simple: would i hate you to any extent? (also remember: this is just a silly little quiz on a silly little website from a silly little perso

let’s try this one

huh. interesting

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creaking:

- 1px by 3px eyes

- doesn’t move when you stare at it

- lives in a pale biome

- aggression is based on where you look

- 3 blocks tall

- immune to direct damage

- carved pumpkins make it think you’re not looking at it

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Enderman:

- 1px by 3px eyes

- doesn’t move when you stare at it

- lives in a pale biome

- aggression is based on where you look

- 3 blocks tall

- immune to projectiles

- carved pumpkins make it think you’re not looking at it