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Lui: I got a pet snake! What should I name it?

Piko: You got a what?!

Moke: William Snakespear

Moke, after Fukase bullies Lui: There's a place in hell reserved for you.

Fukase: I know, it's called a throne.

Moke: Say yes to drugs

Lui: Say no to drugs

V Flower: It doesn’t matter what you say to drugs

V Flower: because if you’re talking to drugs then that means you’re taking drugs.

Moke: Hi welcome to Applebees would you like apples or bees?

Lui: B-Bees?!

Moke: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES

Lui: Wait...

Fukase: [approaches Lui with a jar full of bees]

Lui: WAIT-

Moke: Hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Lui: You’re a hazard to society.

Len: and a coward. Do twenty.

Lui: Did you see the news? Some idiot tried to attack a polar bear in the zoo.

Moke, with scratches and bruises: Maybe it was because the polar bear was being a jerk

Len: Tell Fukase off, Lui! Assert yourself!

Lui: That’s my ice cream!

Len: Great, now let 'em have it!

Lui: You can have it! [hands ice cream to Fukase]

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