Incorrect Effeminate Squad Quotes

By "Effeminate Squad" I mean Vocaloid's Shota Squad

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Moke: We’re out of eggs!

Piko: It’s okay, we still have cereal

Moke: oh okay

[Later]

Moke, throwing cereal at the Kagamine house: I hate Len

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Len: So I have good news and bad news

Piko: Good news please

Len: I swear I’ll never do it again

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Yuu: Don’t you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?

Fukase: Never had it

Yuu: Imagination or childhood?

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Oliver: What are you eating?

V Flower, eating the pancakes she burnt: Regret

Oliver: Sounds nice!

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What do the Vocaloids in the Shota Squad think of Miku?

Fukase: Hates her guts, is probably jealous

Len: Goes to her house just to stand in the doorway of her room, hit the hardest griddy, then leave (he didn't grow out of late 2020 humour)

Piko: I feel these two actually never properly interact, but when they do, the world is ending and they must combine their power and intellect to save it

Oliver: Respects her very very much! She's like an older sister to him <3

V Flower: Thinks she should cut her hair because Flower gained a lot more popularity after she was marketed as a tomboy. Everyone else thinks it's a horrible idea.

Lui: Unironically thinks of her as a grandma lmfao

Moke: LUO TIANYI WILL PREVAIL AND CHINA WILL REIGN SUPREME

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Who's Yuu's best friend?

I just remembered my inbox exists

Definitely VY2! Their friendship is really creepy, they just sit in a room and stare at the walls. Yet somehow, they know everything about each other. No one knows how they communicate. Kyo suspects they're both cryptics. It's definitely the reason the others tried to force Yuu into therapy!

In the squad though, it's probably Piko! Piko has just the right bullshit tolerance for Yuu to pull his shenanigans without going too far. Piko is also a pushover, so Yuu can easily bully negotiate with him if he needs something. Unlike with VY2, Yuu is not Piko's best friend, but Yuu does not care.

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what if I started posting again that would be so silly

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guys this blog is dead why are people still interacting

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Moke: I mean, what can possibly go wrong?

V Flower: I’m glad you asked. Here’s an essay with sources cited in MLA format.

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Piko: Why are you drawing pentagrams on the floor?

Len: You told me to satanize the house.

Piko: ... I said sanitize

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Lui: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few rats up my sleeve.

Oliver: You mean cards.

Lui, pulling out rats from his sleeve: no, I do not.

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Piko: Fukase! We need to get you to the hospital!

Fukase: I’m sorry, is this our stab wound? No. Mind your own business.

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V Flower: They were not, as the kids say, awake.

Yuu: Do you mean woke

V Flower: I do but that won’t be grammatically correct

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Oliver: [crying]

Fukase: [awkwardly pats him on the head] It’s okay, you’ll learn how to do that on the inside when you’re older.

Piko:

Piko: Fukase, are you okay?

[goldenhydreigon47]

Can confirm Fukase is correct

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Are you okay?

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Oliver: [crying]

Fukase: [awkwardly pats him on the head] It’s okay, you’ll learn how to do that on the inside when you’re older.

Piko:

Piko: Fukase, are you okay?

[skautism]

[hatenarea]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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V Flower: I wouldn’t say that you’re dumb per say-

Moke: Did you just call me a pussy?

V Flower: No, I said dumb per say-

Moke: You’re the per say