May 19, 2020
Fukase: Well, well, well, if it isn’t Hibiki Lui.
Lui: ... But it is me.
Fukase: No- it’s an expressio-
Lui: Your tricks won’t work on me
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Fukase: Well, well, well, if it isn’t Hibiki Lui.
Lui: ... But it is me.
Fukase: No- it’s an expressio-
Lui: Your tricks won’t work on me
Lui: I feel sad when I remember the giant trash island in the ocean.
Fukase: Yeah, America is a joke.
Lui: I feel like Len is looking down on me.
Fukase: That’s because he’s on the counter and you’re short.
Lui: Here's an idea. On December 31st, you go to sleep at 9:00 PM then wake up at 5 AM so the first thing that you do in 2020 is wake up fresh and ready.
Fukase: Nah, Imma do crack.
Fukase: We don't download films illegally, because we're honest and hard-working people.
Lui: And we don't know how.
Moke: Hi welcome to Applebees would you like apples or bees?
Lui: B-Bees?!
Moke: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES
Lui: Wait...
Fukase: [approaches Lui with a jar full of bees]
Lui: WAIT-
Lui, about V Flower: She suddenly gets so immature it's unexpected.
Fukase: Yeah, remember the time that she got so happy about drinking two Capri Suns at once.
V Flower, walking in while holding three Capri Suns: Guys, you aren't going to believe this-
Fukase: “Ooh, look at me! I’m Hibiki Lui, and I fold my clothes before putting them away!” I bet you chew your food before you swallow it, too.
Lui: Well, yeah-
Fukase: Pathetic.